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Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

ghost emoji posted:

Reddit, What's the grossest/nastiest thing that's happened to you in a sexual encounter? I'll go first...
(self.AskReddit)

I once put a jolly rancher in a girls rear end in a top hat once when I was younger. No gonorrhea though. Just thought it was a funny candy coincidence.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Back in the day we used to butt-chug zima and plug the hole with a jolly rancher. We called it Brenda, all the kids were doing it.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

Who are the characters in the back, between Disney and Game of Thrones? More importantly, why do I care?

More skrulls

ghost emoji
Mar 11, 2016

oooOooOOOooh

LifeSunDeath posted:

We called it Brenda, all the kids were doing it.

That reminds me, how's your mother?

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Danaru posted:

Screw a painting, I'm hiring a Goro Majima cosplayer to be in my wedding party in character. Still negotiating with my boyfriend because he doesnt want Majima to kick my rear end during the reception and that's a deal breaker for me.

I fully support you in this endeavour. Perhaps a breakaway table to be thrown through would work?

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
Shut it down, I've found it:

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/06/travel/joco-cruise-jonathan-coulton.html

quote:

What Happens When You Put 2,000 Nerds on a Boat?

You get the JoCo Cruise, and it’s an annual gathering for those who love sci-fi, games with many-sided dice and the musician Jonathan Coulton.

near peak AUG

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


If liking Jonathan Coultan and They Might be Giants is AUG then take a picture of me and put me in this here thread.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Danaru posted:

Screw a painting, I'm hiring a Goro Majima cosplayer to be in my wedding party in character. Still negotiating with my boyfriend because he doesnt want Majima to kick my rear end during the reception and that's a deal breaker for me.

imo if you invite Goro Majima to your wedding, it would be insulting not to go full puroresu with him

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Hihohe posted:

If liking Jonathan Coultan and They Might be Giants is AUG then take a picture of me and put me in this here thread.

Liking those guys is just fine.

Basing your entire identity around like those guys is AUG.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ExplodingSims posted:

Liking those guys is just fine.

Basing your entire identity around like those guys is AUG.

This is true of everything.

enjoying things is fine.
Enjoying things to a fanatic level is fine.




basing your life and personality around it is AUG

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Is the AUG that the article is behind a pay wall?

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

eating only apples posted:

Legolas wasn't invited :(

I can't tell if Gollum was allowed in or if he's sitting outside with Hulk.

Also, I didn't enjoy having to sit between Beast and Hagrid; it got pretty rank in that part of the church.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Hihohe posted:

If liking Jonathan Coultan and They Might be Giants is AUG then take a picture of me and put me in this here thread.

We all know your looks alone would get you in here, no need to be coy about it.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Is the AUG that the article is behind a pay wall?

Worked fine for me....

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
People who aren’t subscribers get some small number of NYT articles per month before the paywall engages.

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003


Which one smells worse. This one or:
https://70000tons.com/

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day


nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...

Remember not too many years back when Jonathan Coulton was being hailed as this genius who'd found and cultivated a market niche ("the long tail") and all smart businesses would soon be doing this?

This is the end result: a decade on, you're serenading a bunch of smelly nerds on a boat.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


LifeSunDeath posted:

(awful haircuts)

(sorry for the artifacts)

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


mojo1701a posted:

Thanks for reminding me of him.

Also, holy poo poo, I found it. I ended up googling "GamemasterAnthony wedding" and I found it. It's not him, but damned if that wasn't the clue I needed to find this:



Why is Bruce Banner so angry about this wedding

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

I dunno I'm pretty angry about it too.

Honestly it's just so obvious. Like of course the dude likes Star Wars and Lord of the Rings and Marvel, and of course the girl likes Doctor Who and Harry Potter and loving Disney. None of this makes you special or interesting. I'm a huge nerd and I like most of the stuff in the picture but at least I do other things besides passively consume media, and I recognize that loving everybody likes this stuff and it doesn't make me unique.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

I dunno I'm pretty angry about it too.

Honestly it's just so obvious. Like of course the dude likes Star Wars and Lord of the Rings and Marvel, and of course the girl likes Doctor Who and Harry Potter and loving Disney. None of this makes you special or interesting. I'm a huge nerd and I like most of the stuff in the picture but at least I do other things besides passively consume media, and I recognize that loving everybody likes this stuff and it doesn't make me unique.

You're one up on me, friend, I've pretty much gone full-on Diogenes at this point and am incapable of enjoying Disney, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Marvel and Harry Potter at this point (never cared much for Doctor Who).

poo poo, if Tekken poo poo started showing up constantly in mass media/pop culture outside of maybe Japan, I'd probably start hating Tekken too. :v: World of Warcraft made me regret enjoying WarCraft III and Magic: The Gathering has become every embarassment that bullies ever claimed now that Hasbro is balls deep in Disneyfying it.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

Why is Bruce Banner so angry about this wedding

He didn't get invited, so he's just at the window staring in. I'd be mad too if loving Ant-Man got an invite but I didn't.

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005

Rather than debate the nerdiness level of the wedding drawing I'll just post something we can all agree about....

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

Why is Bruce Banner so angry about this wedding

HULK READ ADORNO HULK SMASH JAZZ

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!


What type of mullet is this?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

ghost emoji posted:

Reddit, What's the grossest/nastiest thing that's happened to you in a sexual encounter? I'll go first...
(self.AskReddit)

I don’t think that’s how gonorrhea works...The body doesn’t create pustules that can entirely detach.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

wesleywillis posted:

What type of mullet is this?

Not the business end

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

RatHat posted:

I don’t think that’s how gonorrhea works...The body doesn’t create pustules that can entirely detach.

Are you saying someone on reddit would lie for internet cred?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I'd believe a Gushers fruit snack over a jolly rancher

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


There's like 5 of these at every bar I go to.

grittyreboot has a new favorite as of 00:44 on May 8, 2019

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

RatHat posted:

I don’t think that’s how gonorrhea works...The body doesn’t create pustules that can entirely detach.

Speak for yourself buddy

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

grittyreboot posted:

There's like 5 if these at every bar I go to.

You should probably stop wearing them around your neck when you go out if this is bothering you.

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

fenix down posted:

Rather than debate the nerdiness level of the wedding drawing I'll just post something we can all agree about....



i dunno, making GBS threads on high schoolers for being awkward is just taking a swipe at the easiest group, especially from someone who has been on the site since '05. You're almost at least twice their age by now.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Person is femme-cute aside from somewhat questionable taste in hairstyle. 1/2, would.

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph
The Yolandi is a v good hairstyle

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

The haircut looks good

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
The hair is fine, the meth face however gives pause

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
I figure they just had a challenging life. :shrug:

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Yeah that's a nice haircut on someone who looks like they're an older person with strangely youthful features or someone who might have went through some drug abuse and paid the physical toll.

Either way they look happy with their sick cut so let em enjoy it.

EDIT: That lighting is also insanely poo poo too.

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