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Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Velvet Buzzsaw was a recent bad movie of his, but I don't blame him for sticking to the director of Nightcrawler. He certainly committed to the role.

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morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
I'd like Awkwafina significantly more if she wasn't going by Awkwafina

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



I didn't get a chance to watch that - it was bad? :(

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.

morestuff posted:

I'd like Awkwafina significantly more if she wasn't going by Awkwafina

I get her confused with Sextina Aquafina.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Vintersorg posted:

I didn't get a chance to watch that - it was bad? :(

It was aggressively mediocre. It never lived up to its trailer.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Monsters at a camp. What are a bunch of kids going to do? Be in an adventure!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkvBpKHL99k

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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The MSJ posted:

Monsters at a camp. What are a bunch of kids going to do? Be in an adventure!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkvBpKHL99k

I would love this as a kid.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



The MSJ posted:

Monsters at a camp. What are a bunch of kids going to do? Be in an adventure!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkvBpKHL99k

I'm down.

Bogus Adventure posted:

I would love this as a kid.

As a man child, I'm pretty sure I'll enjoy this as an adult.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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Proteus Jones posted:

As a man child, I'm pretty sure I'll enjoy this as an adult.

It does look cute, and I'd give it a watch if I had Netflix. I don't, so that sucks. If the library gets DVDs of it, I might check it out there.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Directing slick-looking derivative fluff for the 2019 equivalent of direct-to-video feels like McG fulfilling his destiny

morestuff fucked around with this message at 01:39 on May 8, 2019

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

Gravy Jones posted:


Trailer was OK, but I preferred the first one... I'm guessing there's no attempt (Endgame spoilers) To address the fact all his friends who didn't get snapped should be 5 years older? Not that I actually care that much either way Homecoming worked much better as a standalone thing.

The director answered your question in a recent interview. The answer is "New Yorkers, am I right?"


Fandango: How far after the events of Avengers: Endgame does this film pick up? What is the New York that we're introduced to in this movie? What does Queens look like, post-Endgame?

Jon Watts: We don't say specifically how far after, but the idea is that it's almost immediately after the events of Endgame. So we get to see the neighborhood from the first movie dealing with the implications of all of the crazy fallout of Endgame. And, you know, in classic New York style, everyone is just moving on and getting on with their daily lives. Ya know, half the people that disappeared are now back, so let's move on. [laughs]

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Vintersorg posted:

I didn't get a chance to watch that - it was bad? :(

It got a mixed reception here, but I found it funny enough that it was worth the watch. Obviously it doesn't reach the level of Nightcrawler, but I got enough out of it.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Another dope looking A24 family movie, though this one isn't horror. It just looks profoundly depressing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RofpAjqwMa8

At this point I'm waiting for the A24 singularity:

A film about 3 generations of women under one house. One, a young teenage girl; dealing with pubescent drama as her social world crumbles, one incredibly embarrassing and painful moment at a time. Another, a working mother and woman of color; silently witnessing the injustice of her workplace and decline of her Major American City, but whose emotions are bubbling up and waiting to explode. Third, an elderly woman; who reflects on a life of sacrifice and wonders if she has chosen her best path in life (alway played by Helen Mirren). Every scene shared between them is several minutes of painful verbal attacks on how each of them disappoint one another (which always reminds you of your own parents), but a climatic hospital visit will resolve their interpersonal conflict and the three apologize. Beloved and really fun side character will die, and their funeral will either bridge Act 2 and 3, or will act as the final scene of the film.

Scored by a jazz drummer and a string quartet. The director claims the cinematography was inspired by some photographer who you never heard of (but when you look it up, it's pretty spot on). A common anecdote will be that a song by Janis Joplin wiped out a 10th of the budget, 'But it was integral to the emotional arc of the plot'. For some reason, both Brad Pitt and Will Forte are listed as producers (but it does explain why Forte was a hot dog vendor in the one funny scene of the film). Rated R purely for Language.

Almost forgot, the house is haunted by wendigos.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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He'll never top Bubble Boy. It's his best work:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

morestuff posted:

Directing slick-looking derivative fluff for the 2019 equivalent of direct-to-video feels like McG fulfilling his destiny

The Babysitter was apparently pretty fun.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Bogus Adventure posted:

He'll never top Bubble Boy. It's his best work:



Oh I don't doubt it, but I think Prince of Persia is relevant to the "too good for superheroes" claim when he already did a whitewashed videogame movie.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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Lobok posted:

Oh I don't doubt it, but I think Prince of Persia is relevant to the "too good for superheroes" claim when he already did a whitewashed videogame movie.

Lol, that's true. My favorite thing about that movie was Gemma Arterton, but it's just because she's very pretty.



But, yeah. That was such an awful movie.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Bogus Adventure posted:

Lol, that's true. My favorite thing about that movie was Gemma Arterton, but it's just because she's very pretty.

Didn't they redo the end of Clash of the Titans because Gemma Arterton was the only person Sam Worthington had chemistry with?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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LesterGroans posted:

Didn't they redo the end of Clash of the Titans because Gemma Arterton was the only person Sam Worthington had chemistry with?

Maybe? I blocked that movie out of my mind because of how awful it was. I just wanted a goofy homage to the Harry Hamlin version, not that edgelord take on it. Sam was such a little bitch. He didn't want Archimedes, the mechanical owl, in it. gently caress that guy, he sucks and he knows it.

kanonvandekempen
Mar 14, 2009

The MSJ posted:

Monsters at a camp. What are a bunch of kids going to do? Be in an adventure!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkvBpKHL99k

The trailer makes that kitchen scene looks almost like a shot-for-shot remake of the velociraptors in the kitchen in Jurassic Park.

CGI looks a bit hokey but i'll probably watch it.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Rugrats live action looking dope

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

its called Tugrats, and its a very shameful self pleasure session

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Bogus Adventure posted:

Lol, that's true. My favorite thing about that movie was Gemma Arterton, but it's just because she's very pretty.



But, yeah. That was such an awful movie.

Didn't Arterton get cast for that movie ahead of a literal Persian princess?

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Empathy, Inc. - Looks like a decent update on the premise from Dark Days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IXK8WRGRX8

The Appearance - Hodor and some dude play Inquisitors investigating monk-ey business at the local monastery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDkVl2J8_wI

The Barge People - Exactly what it looks and sounds like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI6e3YFszMA

The Odds - looks to be a take on the killer game show "what would you do for money?" format
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5z4XQg3l_Q

Baba Yaga - Russian witch movie. Trailer's in Russian, but I'm sure you can figure out what's going on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy62FFqLlno

I Am Mother - Russian Australian robot sci-fi movie. Trailer is also in Russian, but again, you can infer what's going on by the action.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-PSKXBaL_U

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 18:56 on May 8, 2019

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


HBO’s Watchmen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zymgtV99Rko

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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Jedit posted:

Didn't Arterton get cast for that movie ahead of a literal Persian princess?

Probably. Hollywood is garbage.

FoneBone
Oct 24, 2004
stupid, stupid rat creatures

ruddiger posted:

I Am Mother - Russian robot sci-fi movie. Trailer is also in Russian, but again, you can infer what's going on by the action.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-PSKXBaL_U

famed Russian actress Hilary Swank

(It's actually an Australian production; the trailer is just dubbed in Russian)

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

FoneBone posted:

famed Russian actress Hilary Swank

(It's actually an Australian production; the trailer is just dubbed in Russian)

haha I was watching that trailer thinking to myself "Man, that actress looks just like Hillary Swank!" too. Thanks for the catch.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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ruddiger posted:

I Am Mother - Russian Australian robot sci-fi movie. Trailer is also in Russian, but again, you can infer what's going on by the action.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-PSKXBaL_U

This looks pretty awesome

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe


Whoa, Nash Bridges is in this?

victorious
Jul 2, 2007

As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

Jedit posted:

Didn't Arterton get cast for that movie ahead of a literal Persian princess?

I thought it was Gyllenhaal getting cast ahead of a literal Persian Prince.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


ruddiger posted:

I Am Mother - Russian Australian robot sci-fi movie. Trailer is also in Russian, but again, you can infer what's going on by the action.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-PSKXBaL_U

This one is being distributed by Netflix in the US, for those who are interested.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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They should have cast Nasim Pedrad. It might not have made the movie any better, but she's Iranian and she's funny.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

victorious posted:

I thought it was Gyllenhaal getting cast ahead of a literal Persian Prince.

I would totally watch a Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi Prince of Persia.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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Dillbag posted:

I would totally watch a Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi Prince of Persia.

Hell yeah, or at least let him be Jafar in the upcoming Aladdin movie. He's already played it on Gotham.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Hell yeah. Damon Lindelof made two of the best TV shows of all time, so I'm 100% on board.

Jeremy Irons as old Ozymandias is some great casting too.

SyRauk
Jun 21, 2007

The Persian Menace

Bogus Adventure posted:

Hell yeah, or at least let him be Jafar in the upcoming Aladdin movie. He's already played it on Gotham.



I still don't understand why he wasn't cast as Jafar. Was it because of the whole old man trying to get with a young woman thing and we can't have that in children's movies now?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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SyRauk posted:

I still don't understand why he wasn't cast as Jafar. Was it because of the whole old man trying to get with a young woman thing and we can't have that in children's movies now?

Maybe? Or maybe Siddig saw the costumes, heard that Will Smith was going to be The Genie, and decided that he didn't want to be a part of this very meme-able movie.





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YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
It's not impossible that they'll give him the Gaston treatment and invent a backstory as to why he is evil, and that's basically pointless if the audience sees him as an old man creeping on Jasmine.

They went unexpectedly hard in the other direction though, given that Sexy Jaffar seems to be the only positive thing people are meme-ing about wrt this movie.

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