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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

I've never seen Ben Shapiro before but holy poo poo he is the gooniest tryhard sounding motherfucker ever, he has a voice like nails on a chalkboard


e] take a drink every time he says "frankly" in that interview

He relies on like 3 diff middle school debate parlor tricks

1 - interrupt them with a question and then blame them for asking you a question when you had clearly asked them a question

2 - speaking really fast with neurotic ticky-tack enunciation on everything

3 - claiming furious motion is the same as action, 'oh there's tremendous debate in the GOP' in response to specific popular policy proposals from the left.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/10/us/politics/us-iran-patriot-missile-battery.html

Bombers and ships and patriots oh my.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Carefully calibrated my rear end

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/elianayjohnson/status/1126999793186820096

https://twitter.com/cmarinucci/status/1127029998928326656

Pete's pretty good.

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

I've never seen Ben Shapiro before but holy poo poo he is the gooniest tryhard sounding motherfucker ever, he has a voice like nails on a chalkboard


e] take a drink every time he says "frankly" in that interview

He's not sped up in that clip? He actually sounds like a member of the lollypop guild?

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

I've never seen Ben Shapiro before but holy poo poo he is the gooniest tryhard sounding motherfucker ever, he has a voice like nails on a chalkboard


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z5oi6xeih8

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Lean into it Pete. I'm Mad as hell and not going to take it anymore

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band
Hey, as long as we're figuring out what movie we're living in, I'll throw this in the pile.

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1126943256451977216

quote:

The leader of a right-wing militia known as the Stevens County Assembly will soon travel from West Virginia to Washington State — in law enforcement custody, accused of posing as a member of a Mexican drug cartel and extorting his fellow militiamen, according to a colorful set of court documents obtained by TPM.

The Bluefield, West Virginia Daily Telegraph reported Thursday that James Russell Bolton Jr. waived his right to an extradition hearing earlier in the day, after being arrested Monday at his parents’ home in Princeton, West Virginia.

quote:

As the Spokesman-Review first reported last week, authorities allege Bolton extorted fellow Stevens County Assembly members using written threats. According to court documents, beginning in late February several militia members found identical letters near their homes threatening physical harm and demanding sums ranging from $10,000 to $250,000.

“The author of the letters claimed to be an organization from outside of the United States and insinuated that it was likely from [a] Mexican cartel,” Detective Travis Frizzell observed later.

The threatening letters were signed by “Alessio Don De Grande” — Bolton’s alleged pseudonym of choice.

quote:

Nine days later, Bolton claimed he’d been receiving threatening emails, but said his computer had been hacked and was unusable. He told investigators he was taking the computer to Spokane to be repaired and wasn’t heard from again by police.

quote:

Soon after, on March 31, Bolton allegedly tried to kill a fellow militia member at his home by shoving him down a flight of stairs onto a concrete floor, which resulted in a large cut on his head that bled “profusely,” and then attempting to wrap a plastic bag around his face.

After ceasing his attempt to kill the man, fellow Stevens County Assembly member Mark Etchieson, Bolton allegedly claimed his wife Kim had been kidnapped, and that her kidnappers were demanding $100,000.

Etchieson told police that he agreed in the moment to help Bolton with the money, promising $100,000, “the majority of his life savings,” which he scrounged together in part by selling his stock portfolio.

After Etchieson heard from Bolton that the kidnappers had released Bolton’s wife — yet, per Bolton, were still demanding money — Etchieson “began to question the validity of Bolton’s story.”

quote:

Still, if there’s one thing Bolton apparently trained his devoted militia underlings to do, it’s fight back.

Case in point: Tony Donnelly, who on Feb. 26 found a threatening letter on his girlfriend Gayle Collins’ gate, failed to follow his extorter’s advice to put the demanded money in the mailbox. Instead, Donnelly “set up a hidden camera and put a letter with purple powder in his mailbox in an attempt to catch the suspect.” The substance, Donnelly later told authorities, was “stain theft detection powder.”

Donnelly also provided authorities a grainy video and a picture of a white SUV driving away from the scene, one that authorities later determined looked “very similar” to Bolton’s.

So, who wants to head out to Washington state to hunt for the buried ransom money?

Niton
Oct 21, 2010

Your Lord and Savior has finally arrived!

..got any kibble?

Ceiling fan posted:

Yeah, it's surreal. Neil was giving him every chance to turn things around. A real interview would have made Shapiro throw his hissy fit in less than 30 seconds.

I can't imagine the contempt Neil must feel toward someone so dense and brittle at the same time.

The Prince Rupert's Drop of the new right.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Ceiling fan posted:

Hey, as long as we're figuring out what movie we're living in, I'll throw this in the pile.

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1126943256451977216






So, who wants to head out to Washington state to hunt for the buried ransom money?

So wait, he tried to murder a guy, gave up trying to murder that guy, and then talked that guy into giving him $100k? Do I have that right?

That is some persuasion.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Then tried to get more from that guy.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I'll give him credit for dreaming big

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
Don't know if it's current events, but somebody bought this amazing thing: :gaysper:

Inspiration were (Spanish) fascists being dumb:

https://twitter.com/umbralDescend/s...agenumber%3D126

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
It's not the newest but it's still great. It's already in use in the discord

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



https://twitter.com/SuperDepressin/status/1123139504762699776

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

rainbow ghost is legit cool

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

I’d like a rainbow ghost emoji. Thanks apple.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

quote:

President Trump has effectively taken charge of the nation’s premier Fourth of July celebration in Washington, moving the gargantuan fireworks display from its usual spot on the Mall to be closer to the Potomac River and making tentative plans to address the nation from the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, according to top administration officials.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...m=.649289618810


Hahahahaha 4th of July in DC is going to suck so hard this year; so glad I’m going to be out of town for the suckfest.

Merton Blask
Jun 30, 2008

So it's true! Mysterio is
gay for sex... with me?
Be spooky, do crimes?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Merton Blask posted:

Be spooky, do crimes?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Ceiling fan posted:

Hey, as long as we're figuring out what movie we're living in, I'll throw this in the pile.

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1126943256451977216

Not all heroes wear capes

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Merton Blask posted:

Be spooky, do crimes?

:gaysper:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Digging this

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


pantslesswithwolves posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...m=.649289618810


Hahahahaha 4th of July in DC is going to suck so hard this year; so glad I’m going to be out of town for the suckfest.

This poo poo annoys me because my backyard overlooks the DC Skyline and it's pretty sweet for the Fourth and whenever they do random airshows like that WW2 one a few years back.

I'm not close enough that I'll be able to hear his bullshit, but this is likely going to be the last year I'm in this place till I buy a house so I'd like to enjoy fireworks and hanging out with my friends without his stupid rear end ruining it.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
MC Piss Tape gonna make ya...

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

rainbow ghost is legit cool

Yeah it is

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

My wife wants one for her car now.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Giving the bride and groom a set of knives

SplitSoul posted:

Maybe they can use it to cut the wedding cake as well.

GIP & C-SPAM on the same page.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
lol

https://twitter.com/justicedems/status/1127212935556812800?s=19

Hegel Exercises
Apr 25, 2019

Too fair to worship, too divine to love...


Christ he loving sucks.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003



I am very anti-Biden in this race, but this was taken hilariously out of context and very obviously cut before the "but".

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

SquirrelyPSU posted:

I am very anti-Biden in this race, but this was taken hilariously out of context and very obviously cut before the "but".

Yeah, he's obviously explaining why big money in elections is bad in his trademark folksy see-no-evil way.

Of course he then turns around and takes bundles of money from special interests, so

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

As much as I love to to go with the whole heel-turn, that's kinda how it's done, and i feel like there's some more talk missing?

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
The bigger issue is that you've got plenty of people running (and getting elected in some cases) without bundling, and part of the push to the left (that the donor class HATES) is to cut out that kind of money because it'll just put you in someone's pocket.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Eugene V. Dubstep posted:

Yeah, he's obviously explaining why big money in elections is bad in his trademark folksy see-no-evil way.

Of course he then turns around and takes bundles of money from special interests, so

No, he's not at all. He's explaining that part of fundraising is taking money from a bunch of people that you then have to take meetings with and the video ends before the "that doesn't mean you have to listen to them."

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

SquirrelyPSU posted:

No, he's not at all. He's explaining that part of fundraising is taking money from a bunch of people that you then have to take meetings with and the video ends before the "that doesn't mean you have to listen to them."

Oh. Wow.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

SquirrelyPSU posted:

No, he's not at all. He's explaining that part of fundraising is taking money from a bunch of people that you then have to take meetings with and the video ends before the "that doesn't mean you have to listen to them."

Yeah people don't make with the 250k donations if they don't get reciprocal appreciation. That's how graft works. Maybe Joe has changed the game or is a new style politician but that's what the process is.

The idea that you are paying for "access" is true in the sense that you can't exert your undue influence without having access to the candidate.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
President :brainworms:


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...ingawful.com%2F

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
Under audit for 3 years :thunk:

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Vasudus
May 30, 2003

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