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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Now I got my weekend all figured out :420::tfrxmas::420:

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Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Someone ignored this PSA entirely


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRfmi2NO_yg

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://i.imgur.com/R5gUvgG.mp4

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That's what you get for buying an action movie dog.
I prefer a quiet domestic type myself.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
That glass breaks weirdly. Shouldn't it be cubes?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



Partial Octopus
Feb 4, 2006



Ak Gara posted:

That glass breaks weirdly. Shouldn't it be cubes?

That normally only happens with safety glass, like whats found in car windows.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

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50s girl groupon
Jul 17, 2010

I woke up like this

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


I used to have a pair of boxers that had the three blind mice tiled in different orgy positions. I wish I still had them, they were p cool.

e: found a shirt with the same image.



ruddiger has a new favorite as of 00:04 on May 14, 2019

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


ruddiger posted:

I used to have a pair of boxers that had the three blind mice tiled in different orgy positions. I wish I still had them, they were p cool.

e: found a shirt with the same image.



They really like Eiffel Tower

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
how many loving aquatic animals are getting coked out, jesus christ

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/NewSovietPoster/status/1127229209242427392

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Samuringa posted:

how many loving aquatic animals are getting coked out, jesus christ

Literally all of them.

The planet's dyin', Cloud.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

Data Graham posted:

Of-fice Babies, we make our dreams come true

Wow, that *instantly* stuck the song in my head. Thanks.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

https://i.imgur.com/c1Y0ApD.mp4

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



I know I've posted this before, but goddamn, it's just the best thing. make sure to watch it with sound on

https://twitter.com/TomHeartsTanks/status/1127368728427896834

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1128088472433188865

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

I found this disproportionally funny af.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/AntonioParis/status/1128127792506261504

El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001

SO I discovered there's a local company that just sells monocles and I've lost my entire day laughing my rear end off at their customer highlights page:







:monocle:

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

:shepface:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Apollo traded in the golden chariot I see.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I feel like monocles are much more common than people with a single perfect eye and one bad eye.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Knormal posted:

Apollo traded in the golden chariot I see.

The truck has way more horsepower

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://i.imgur.com/Mm9AUuA.mp4

Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs

Bad idea to deny Beerus like that...

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose

poo poo like this makes me wonder about reincarnation.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




Finally, some relatable content.

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

sometimes i like cats but poo poo like this makes me never want to get a cat

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Kanine posted:

sometimes i like cats but poo poo like this makes me never want to get a cat

That's a cat??

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

:pwn: but in a mirror.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Kanine posted:

sometimes i like cats but poo poo like this makes me never want to get a cat

most cats don't really give a poo poo about human food. Dogs are the real food thieves

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



nerdz posted:

most cats don't really give a poo poo about human food. Dogs are the real food thieves

But dogs make up for this by being like 100x cooler than cats.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Cats are more concerned with the privilege of eating your food , you weak pathetic fool.
I bet you couldn't catch even an elderly mouse with those poor reflexes, and dull senses.
You call those flat things NAILS?! They couldn't hold your climbing weight let alone pierce the skin of a fresh kill.

:radcat:Why don't you just scavenge carrion, you're no hunter.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

nerdz posted:

most cats don't really give a poo poo about human food. Dogs are the real food thieves

Yeah idgi, that's gotta be salmon cake or something.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

chitoryu12 posted:

I feel like monocles are much more common than people with a single perfect eye and one bad eye.

This is me, I used to wear a single contact lens to balance out my bad eye. I'm a modern proto-monocle man but I missed my time to wear one without society judging me for it :(

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Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Syncopated posted:

Yeah idgi, that's gotta be salmon cake or something.

Some cats don't give a gently caress. I had a cat that tried to steal bread. Just stole slices of bread and chomped away at it.

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