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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Shai-Hulud posted:

Some cats don't give a gently caress. I had a cat that tried to steal bread. Just stole slices of bread and chomped away at it.

The important part is that it was your bread.

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Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic
I have a cat that will fight you for potato chips. Cats are weird.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

swordfish duelist posted:

I have a cat that will fight you for potato chips. Cats are weird.

How many potato chips for three rounds?

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
I cut of nice piece of rare steak with no seasoning on it and gave it to my cat a few days ago and he looked at me like I was an rear end in a top hat and walked away. My dog was happy to have it.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Jerry Cotton posted:

How many potato chips for three rounds?

Bad move. This is the cat in question:

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Phlegmish posted:

Bad move. This is the cat in question:



I'm much beefier than that kid, I bet I could KO your cat.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

that's quite a bowl of dog soup

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

swordfish duelist posted:

I have a cat that will fight you for potato chips. Cats are weird.

My cat absolutely will not leave you alone during dinner until hes offered a tiny bite to inspect and leave uneaten. We say he's demanding token tribute.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



"Cats are cool": :radcat:

"Dogs are cool":

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat

One day I hope to be this happy. I must admit, just seeing this picture made me happy. Truly one for the #blessed thread

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

All I can think is I bet that dog fights like hell against the bathtub afterwards when their owner tries to clean them.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!
Pen is mightier indeed:wiggle:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

I hope they establish safe words before using the compass, those things are sharp :ohdear:.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I hope they establish safe words before using the compass, those things are sharp :ohdear:.

Trust me, the Cump-rear end is used with exacting measure.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


What's up poly Joe Biden

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

So do they share the rubber...or what?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Ak Gara posted:

So do they share the rubber...or what?

The pencils are bringing their own, the pens have convinced themselves that rubbers don't work for them.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

The pencils are bringing their own, the pens have convinced themselves that rubbers don't work for them.

*burts into orgy Japanesely* MY 8Bs HAVE YOU TRIED PILOT FRIXION

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Son of Thunderbeast posted:

The pencils are bringing their own, the pens have convinced themselves that rubbers don't work for them.

They've got plenty of correction fluid ;)

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




LifeSunDeath posted:

Trust me, the Cump-rear end is used with exacting measure.

booo!

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

LifeSunDeath posted:

Trust me, the Cump-rear end is used with exacting measure.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Shai-Hulud posted:

Some cats don't give a gently caress. I had a cat that tried to steal bread. Just stole slices of bread and chomped away at it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGVaw5YKICA

Borya, give me the bread!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Cyka cyat!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

looks like a case for the :cumpolice:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/dagotron/status/1127083222767038464?s=19

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

Neddy Seagoon posted:

All I can think is I bet that dog fights like hell against the bathtub afterwards when their owner tries to clean them.

Unless it's a water dog like mine. Then it fights like hell against getting out of the bath. Gotta completely drain the tub and rinse it; otherwise, he will find a way back in to roll around in the leftover suds.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.
Better a water dog than an up dog. :mrgw:

Felonious_Monk
Oct 26, 2008

John Murdoch posted:

Better a water dog than an up dog. :mrgw:

what's an up dog?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Felonious_Monk posted:

what's an up dog?

The Aristocrats!

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Felonious_Monk posted:

what's an up dog?

UPDOG MY BALLS LMAO

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Felonious_Monk posted:

what's an up dog?

Steve Jobs

lmao gottem

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:



I want one of these now

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

I heart bacon posted:

I want one of these now

If you don't have enough pens for your orgy you can usually get free ones at banks

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

jobson groeth posted:

If you don't have enough pens for your orgy you can usually get free ones at banks

I've heard that bank workers are kinky as poo poo.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Lady Disdain posted:

I've heard that bank workers are kinky as poo poo.

We've been known to bounce a thing or two.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk posted:

We've been known to bounce a thing or two.

Checks out

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Lady Disdain posted:

I've heard that bank workers are kinky as poo poo.

"Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Baby, it's both.

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