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The video progress bar with ads every 10 minutes was a nice touch.
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# ? May 14, 2019 14:02 |
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If anyone still wanted to read me pooping on The Unfunnies the thread's up in BSS and I've already run through issue 1 It's genuinely worse than I remembered and I'm kind of regretting this, but people knowing that Millar did this (and just how bad it is) is more important to me than my already fleeting sanity
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# ? May 14, 2019 14:04 |
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Max Wilco posted:
Roxane Gay is an S-tier writer and she is totally correct read Roxane Gay
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# ? May 14, 2019 14:33 |
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lol of course the dude who constantly post CHUD bullshit 'accidentally' is also the one who confuses famous joke person Sandy Doyle who no one actually gives a poo poo about because she's nobody and stupid as hell with Roxane Gay, someone 1000x more known and actually good as hell.
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# ? May 14, 2019 14:44 |
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also note McDonalds new policy is literally to ask which brand toy they want and to not ask if they want a boy or girl toy for this very reason
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# ? May 14, 2019 14:45 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:also note McDonalds new policy is literally to ask which brand toy they want and to not ask if they want a boy or girl toy for this very reason last time I was supervising a friend's tomboyish daughter i was relieved they started doing this, she would've been so mad lol
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# ? May 14, 2019 14:47 |
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Playstation 4 posted:Holdo Hill. Oh my God lol. I thought I was bad.
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# ? May 14, 2019 14:56 |
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space propane and space propane accessories [squints at Poe] ...that boy ain't right
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# ? May 14, 2019 15:14 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:also note McDonalds new policy is literally to ask which brand toy they want and to not ask if they want a boy or girl toy for this very reason That's cool of them, and something they should've been doing for a long time. The boys or girls toy thing was always real dumb, especially when it was like boys: Pokemon girls: barbie or something like that. But Mel Mudkiper posted:Roxane Gay is an S-tier writer and she is totally correct While she is technically correct, the loving beaten down barely making minimum wage cashier working at the McDonalds is not going to give a poo poo. Don't do this to people just barely surviving this hell world
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# ? May 14, 2019 15:26 |
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why don't they just give me both toys
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# ? May 14, 2019 15:31 |
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Macaluso posted:While she is technically correct, the loving beaten down barely making minimum wage cashier working at the McDonalds is not going to give a poo poo. Don't do this to people just barely surviving this hell world Oh my god people the tweet is a joke.
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# ? May 14, 2019 15:33 |
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GoneWithTheTornado posted:Oh my god people the tweet is a joke. Oh sorry. I've never heard about that person, I assumed it was a serious tweet. My bad
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# ? May 14, 2019 15:34 |
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Personally as a person who works American Retail (which shares pretty much all facets of American Fast Food), I think people should more frequently say "Don't make a person who is making a sub livable wage feel even more like poo poo as they perform their obligations to their paymaster overlords". PS bugger off with requesting 'fresher" cilantro, that poo poo sells a box an hour you nobhead.
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# ? May 14, 2019 15:35 |
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A big flaming stink posted:What the gently caress. See, it's poo poo like that that made me give up on the show. A Feast for Crows is great, probably the most well-written and interesting of the five books. But it doesn't have your favourite characters or enough badass moments so it's bad. The MrBTongue video posted earlier uses the Septon Meribald scene to make it's point. That scene is emblematic of what makes A Feast for Crows great.
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# ? May 14, 2019 15:40 |
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Man you fuckers need to read less star wars and more roxane gay
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# ? May 14, 2019 15:48 |
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https://twitter.com/symeonbrown/status/1127888665135464449?s=19
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# ? May 14, 2019 16:24 |
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Oh and whoever asked about THE LEFTOVERS, yes do watch it, it's brilliant. In an inverse of GoT it improves a lot once it leaves the source material behind.
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# ? May 14, 2019 16:51 |
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if martin had any balls daenerys would've starved outside the gates of qarth. and i'm not a comics reader but the flintstones comic is quite good. and now i have to read the unfunnies out of morbid curiosity.
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# ? May 14, 2019 20:33 |
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So what would be a funnier ending to GoT Episode opens with 15 year time skip, or the entire final season is revealed to be Bran flashing forward and now he knows what to stop
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# ? May 14, 2019 20:46 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:So what would be a funnier ending to GoT That second one does sound like the fun kind of stupid.
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# ? May 14, 2019 20:47 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:So what would be a funnier ending to GoT Fire. Death. We zoom out From Dany's eye. She's looking around. Kings Landing is safe. It was just a vision. She feels pain. And then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY
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# ? May 14, 2019 20:50 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:So what would be a funnier ending to GoT it'd all be worth it if ended exactly like the nicholas cage classic Next.
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# ? May 14, 2019 21:04 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:So what would be a funnier ending to GoT White flash, camera slow zooms out of Bran's eye. Jon, Arya, and Sansa are standing around him by the tree. He looks Jon dead in the eyes and goes "don't say a fuckin word"
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# ? May 14, 2019 21:05 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:So what would be a funnier ending to GoT At the end of the finale, Cersei wakes up with a start. She's just had a horrible dream where she was having sex with her brother. She turns to her husband, Bob Newhart. "Yeah, that happens sometimes."
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# ? May 14, 2019 23:34 |
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I Before E posted:At the end of the finale, Cersei wakes up with a start. She's just had a horrible dream where she was having sex with her brother. She turns to her husband, Bob Newhart. Ned Stark, fresh off his construction job to pick up his son Rickton who is just staring into a snow globe of King's Landing.
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# ? May 15, 2019 00:06 |
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Best way to end this show that I haven't seen but can't escape the reaction to it: show ends normally however it may end, then it pulls out from the scene and keeps going until the entire world is in view then keeps going until it's a spec in space and keeps going until space turns into an eye and keeps going until we see the face the eye belongs to: It's George R.R. Martin. It's him reading his latest draft. He shakes his head, crumples it up, throws it in the trash, turns to his 30 year old computer and begins typing. ~FIN~
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# ? May 15, 2019 00:38 |
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Jimbot posted:Best way to end this show that I haven't seen but can't escape the reaction to it: show ends normally however it may end, then it pulls out from the scene and keeps going until the entire world is in view then keeps going until it's a spec in space and keeps going until space turns into an eye and keeps going until we see the face the eye belongs to: It's George R.R. Martin. It's him reading his latest draft. He shakes his head, crumples it up, throws it in the trash, turns to his 30 year old computer and begins typing. I really do like this ending.
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# ? May 15, 2019 00:43 |
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Jimbot posted:Best way to end this show that I haven't seen but can't escape the reaction to it: show ends normally however it may end, then it pulls out from the scene and keeps going until the entire world is in view then keeps going until it's a spec in space and keeps going until space turns into an eye and keeps going until we see the face the eye belongs to: It's George R.R. Martin. It's him reading his latest draft. He shakes his head, crumples it up, throws it in the trash, turns to his 30 year old computer and begins typing. you shouldn't lie about things that will never ever happen
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# ? May 15, 2019 01:02 |
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the final episode will be about william riker watching the game of thrones holonovel
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# ? May 15, 2019 01:05 |
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Sean Bean wakes up, looks at his script and says "holy poo poo! I don't die in this one!"?
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# ? May 15, 2019 01:07 |
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What high-profile and generally well-regarded series has had a satisfying ending? I've heard Six Feet Under and Breaking Bad, but I've never seen them. It seems like most shows that become a big deal in pop culture have widely disliked or unsatisfying endings. I liked Lost and Battlestar Galactica at the end, but most people didn't.
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# ? May 15, 2019 01:15 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:What high-profile and generally well-regarded series has had a satisfying ending? I've heard Six Feet Under and Breaking Bad, but I've never seen them. It seems like most shows that become a big deal in pop culture have widely disliked or unsatisfying endings. I liked Lost and Battlestar Galactica at the end, but most people didn't. Law & Order
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# ? May 15, 2019 01:16 |
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The Wire ended pretty well too. Though the last season was basically denouement.
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# ? May 15, 2019 01:18 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:What high-profile and generally well-regarded series has had a satisfying ending? I've heard Six Feet Under and Breaking Bad, but I've never seen them. It seems like most shows that become a big deal in pop culture have widely disliked or unsatisfying endings. I liked Lost and Battlestar Galactica at the end, but most people didn't. The Shield
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# ? May 15, 2019 01:22 |
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1-800-DOCTORB posted:The Shield
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# ? May 15, 2019 01:23 |
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West Wing's ending was well regarded from memory, and people seem pretty happy with Veep recently.
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# ? May 15, 2019 01:25 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:What high-profile and generally well-regarded series has had a satisfying ending? I've heard Six Feet Under and Breaking Bad, but I've never seen them. It seems like most shows that become a big deal in pop culture have widely disliked or unsatisfying endings. I liked Lost and Battlestar Galactica at the end, but most people didn't. M*A*S*H
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# ? May 15, 2019 01:35 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:What high-profile and generally well-regarded series has had a satisfying ending? I've heard Six Feet Under and Breaking Bad, but I've never seen them. It seems like most shows that become a big deal in pop culture have widely disliked or unsatisfying endings. I liked Lost and Battlestar Galactica at the end, but most people didn't. Justified got a solid six seasons that went out well. I also really enjoyed the way that Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ended.
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# ? May 15, 2019 01:48 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:So what would be a funnier ending to GoT The super ice zombie throws a sword of Valerian through the dragonfire and the magical feedback between the two causes an enormous white explosion engulfing the continent. Sound fades. Somber music fades in. We're watching the events first hand from some unnamed character.The scene opens with an wagon driving four prisoners down a snowy mountain pass. All are seated and bound; the one dressed in finery is gagged. One of them turns to address you. 'Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.'
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# ? May 15, 2019 01:48 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:What high-profile and generally well-regarded series has had a satisfying ending? I've heard Six Feet Under and Breaking Bad, but I've never seen them. It seems like most shows that become a big deal in pop culture have widely disliked or unsatisfying endings. I liked Lost and Battlestar Galactica at the end, but most people didn't. Star Trek: TNG's "All Good Things..." I think is ranked pretty high. Doing a quick search for 'best TV show endings, there's Breaking Bad (which I still haven't seen any of yet) but there's nothing else that really catches my eye apart from what's been mentioned. I think the worst series finale I ever saw was the one for Sliders, but that was more to do with the show getting prematurely cancelled rather than it wrapping up properly. RareAcumen posted:The super ice zombie throws a sword of Valerian through the dragonfire and the magical feedback between the two causes an enormous white explosion engulfing the continent. Sound fades.
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