May Current Events: John Ratcliffe the Coward (R-TX 4) has no balls

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Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

lmao bad rear end

*salutes*

# ? May 16, 2019 20:17

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:24

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

So... babies are waiving the tool of their death? Are they.... I have no idea what message is actually trying for besides offending.

# ? May 16, 2019 20:59

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

LingcodKilla posted:

So... babies are waiving the tool of their death? Are they.... I have no idea what message is actually trying for besides offending.

Babies are hosting the hated symbol of abortion, much like when the Marines hoisted the Nazi flag on Iwo Jima.

# ? May 16, 2019 21:07

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

BigDave posted:

Babies are hosting the hated symbol of abortion, much like when the Marines hoisted the Nazi flag on Iwo Jima.

It�s a metaphor.

For uh...

It�s what the babies want?

# ? May 16, 2019 21:10

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Jarmak posted:

He's literally quoting a nuclear hot take and providing constructive commentary on what the reality is. Weird how after a page of hot takes you only seem to take issue with the one even-toned post pointing out the hot takes are silly.

Oh that's right, it's because those are hot takes you like and you've dropped any pretense of your modding being anything but "find excuses to get rid of the posters I disagree with"

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yo someone call me?

# ? May 16, 2019 21:12

colachute: Mar 15, 2015

LingcodKilla posted:

So... babies are waiving the tool of their death? Are they.... I have no idea what message is actually trying for besides offending.

It�s not the original. The original was posted by Laura Ingraham on Twitter and has them hoisting a flag that says Alabama.

It�s a joke take on it. You�re thinking too deep.

# ? May 16, 2019 21:14

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

colachute posted:

It�s not the original. The original was posted by Laura Ingraham on Twitter and has them hoisting a flag that says Alabama.

It�s a joke take on it. You�re thinking too deep.

That explains so, sooo much.

# ? May 16, 2019 21:19

goomsnarr: Jun 21, 2012; Yeah, yeah...

Nice and hot piss posted:

the only game you need is Snake on your old nokia phone

change my mind

I had a very old phone with Solitaire; I found it much better for taking a dump as it wasn't so critically interactive.

# ? May 16, 2019 21:20

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

LingcodKilla posted:

So... babies are waiving the tool of their death? Are they.... I have no idea what message is actually trying for besides offending.

The point is that if abortion is outlawed desperate women will be forced to go back to unsafe methods.

# ? May 16, 2019 21:23

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

Bye again.

https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1129113868574314496?s=19

And the judge is so mad that there are now fines involved!

https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1129117157755891712?s=19

# ? May 16, 2019 21:29

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

goomsnarr posted:

I had a very old phone with Solitaire; I found it much better for taking a dump as it wasn't so critically interactive.

The only game I play on the john is advance wars ds

# ? May 16, 2019 21:35

colachute: Mar 15, 2015

facialimpediment posted:

Bye again.

https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1129113868574314496?s=19

And the judge is so mad that there are now fines involved!

https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1129117157755891712?s=19

Love to extort people for justice

# ? May 16, 2019 21:37

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Casimir Radon posted:

The point is that if abortion is outlawed desperate women will be forced to go back to unsafe methods.

Then that would be teenage girls raising the hanger to make sense.

Thanks Cole. I didn�t realize it was satire.

# ? May 16, 2019 21:51

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

LingcodKilla posted:

Then that would be teenage girls raising the hanger to make sense.

Thanks Cole. I didn’t realize it was satire.

Nah it makes perfect sense. The babies are so relieved their mommy got them scrambled in a dark alley instead of a sterile clinic. Just like Jesus would want.

# ? May 16, 2019 21:59

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Casimir Radon posted:

Nah it makes perfect sense. The babies are so relieved their mommy got them scrambled in a dark alley instead of a sterile clinic. Just like Jesus would want.

Didn�t Jesus say something about coming into children?

# ? May 16, 2019 22:07

A Bad Poster: Sep 25, 2006; Seriously, shut the fuck up.

I'd say every other, or every third post I'm seeing on Facebook today is about these insane abortion laws the GOP is ramming through different states. Haven't seen this many people this mad about anything before, including Mueller and election night.

# ? May 16, 2019 22:17

psydude: Apr 1, 2008

colachute posted:

Love to extort people for justice

She was granted immunity to testify and refused anyway. The only people getting extorted here are the idiots who will donate to her fine fund.

# ? May 16, 2019 22:22

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/mdudas/status/1129113685220352001?s=20

# ? May 16, 2019 22:29

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

Same, and I'm in the deep south. Total silence from the chuds on my feed, the reaction has been so overwhelming that they're scared to spike the ball in public.

In conclusion,

quote:

These men are cowards, Donnie

# ? May 16, 2019 22:29

colachute: Mar 15, 2015

LingcodKilla posted:

Didn�t Jesus say something about coming into children?

Uhhh....

# ? May 16, 2019 22:29

Hexyflexy: Sep 2, 2011; asymptotically approaching one

EBB posted:

https://twitter.com/mdudas/status/1129113685220352001?s=20

I haven�t got anything to add apart from ahahahahahaha. Couldn�t happen to a nicer murderer.

# ? May 16, 2019 22:32

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Gonna be really funny if he's rescued by whales. Wouldn't even be that weird

# ? May 16, 2019 22:41

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

Did they take the John McAfee Antivirus Software off federal workstations yet?

I know he doesn�t actually run the company but I still think that�s funny.

# ? May 16, 2019 22:45

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

When he gets arrested with a shitload of drugs and possibly a child prostitute, let's all take a week to remind everyone about the time the GOP invited him to testify about cybersecurity. Y'know, despite the fact that he'd been out of that field for a couple decades.

# ? May 16, 2019 22:46

McNally: Sep 13, 2007; Ask me about Proposition 305

Do you like muskets?

This is everyone who has cosponsored HR 553 since I started making posts about it earlier this month:

Rep. Sablan, Gregorio Kilili Camacho [D-MP-At Large] 05/07/2019
Rep. Sanchez, Linda T. [D-CA-38] 05/07/2019
Rep. Jackson Lee, Sheila [D-TX-18] 05/07/2019
Rep. McEachin, A. Donald [D-VA-4] 05/07/2019
Rep. Hagedorn, Jim [R-MN-1] 05/07/2019
Rep. Higgins, Brian [D-NY-26] 05/07/2019
Rep. Luetkemeyer, Blaine [R-MO-3] 05/07/2019
Rep. Trone, David J. [D-MD-6] 05/07/2019
Rep. Wild, Susan [D-PA-7] 05/07/2019
Rep. Marchant, Kenny [R-TX-24] 05/09/2019
Rep. Scalise, Steve [R-LA-1] 05/09/2019
Rep. Cunningham, Joe [D-SC-1] 05/09/2019
Rep. Bilirakis, Gus M. [R-FL-12] 05/09/2019
Rep. Phillips, Dean [D-MN-3] 05/09/2019
Rep. Long, Billy [R-MO-7] 05/09/2019
Rep. McNerney, Jerry [D-CA-9] 05/09/2019
Rep. Frankel, Lois [D-FL-21] 05/14/2019
Rep. Wagner, Ann [R-MO-2] 05/14/2019
Rep. LaMalfa, Doug [R-CA-1] 05/14/2019
Rep. Wright, Ron [R-TX-6] 05/14/2019
Rep. Bera, Ami [D-CA-7] 05/14/2019
Rep. Doggett, Lloyd [D-TX-35] 05/15/2019
Rep. Lawrence, Brenda L. [D-MI-14] 05/15/2019
Rep. Lawson, Al, Jr. [D-FL-5] 05/15/2019
Rep. Schrier, Kim [D-WA-8] 05/15/2019
Rep. Trahan, Lori [D-MA-3] 05/15/2019

Just because we're up to 290 now doesn't mean we should stop, though, because we all know Congress will look for an excuse to not pass this bill.

# ? May 16, 2019 22:58

WEH: Feb 22, 2009

Gwen Moore apparently not going for it after multiple people reached out has me completely mystified.

# ? May 16, 2019 23:03

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

I'm glad Al finally got around to it.

# ? May 16, 2019 23:31

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Nystral posted:

I don�t get where de Blasio sees room for him in this primary especially announcing after Biden who has successfully sucked all the oxygen out of the room.

How does Mayor Bill differentiate himself from Booker, Gellibrand, and Klobuchar? I�m not seeing the logic here. But all I know about Bill was that he upset the NYPD over something and he�s the mayor of New York that came in after Bloomberg.

And if you look on Wikipedia there are some candidates like Messam, Swalwell, and Williamson who have no traction even here which is fairly on top of candidates.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1129147418682040320

air force one dunk

# ? May 16, 2019 23:41

bird food bathtub: Aug 9, 2003; College Slice

Hi I'm the president of the United States of America, presiding over multiple constitutional crises, a trade war, some actual wars and a distinct possibility of being Wormtongue'd in to starting more. The most important thing I can and should be doing right now is Twitter-making GBS threads. Thank you and MAGA.

# ? May 16, 2019 23:53

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://twitter.com/PMBreakingNews/status/1129160236529528838

# ? May 17, 2019 00:06

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Better than strafing an elementary school, I suppose.

# ? May 17, 2019 00:07

Vasudus: May 30, 2003

Does anybody else immediately go 'oh gently caress here we go' when you see the text talking about a fighter jet before you read the rest of it.

I'm eagerly awaiting either an overt hostile act, or more likely pushing the Iranians into defending themselves and using that as CB.

# ? May 17, 2019 00:09

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

bird food bathtub posted:

Hi I'm the president of the United States of America, presiding over multiple constitutional crises, a trade war, some actual wars and a distinct possibility of being Wormtongue'd in to starting more. The most important thing I can and should be doing right now is Twitter-making GBS threads. Thank you and MAGA.

Decorum ... good?

# ? May 17, 2019 00:16

LongDarkNight: Oct 25, 2010; It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.; Oven Wrangler

The President giving commentary on the Democratic primary may be the thing that finally kills me.

# ? May 17, 2019 00:19

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

If you're in a state with open primaries you have a patriotic duty to convince Trumpers that Bernie is the weakest candidate and they should go vote for him to help sabotage the dems.

# ? May 17, 2019 00:44

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

yeah, sure, whatever, ill believe anything anymore

https://twitter.com/felixsater/status/1129098236264947713

# ? May 17, 2019 00:49

Stravag: Jun 7, 2009

Casimir Radon posted:

When he gets arrested with a shitload of drugs and possibly a child prostitute, let's all take a week to remind everyone about the time the GOP invited him to testify about cybersecurity. Y'know, despite the fact that he'd been out of that field for a couple decades.

In all fairness thats better than the " oh you have a background in this field? Then get the gently caress out you don't know what you're talking about" that they normally do

# ? May 17, 2019 00:50

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

P sure the GOP has enough child prostitute experience to give expert testimony tbh

# ? May 17, 2019 00:55

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/anti-abortion-rep-tim-murphy-asked-mistress-terminate/story?id=50274843

This is the best. JUST LAST WEEK

# ? May 17, 2019 01:11

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:24

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

yay, we're wagging the dog and dick-waving into war again

https://twitter.com/woodruffbets/status/1129178796605804551

# ? May 17, 2019 01:21

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