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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Sereri posted:

spam that listens to you and asks you how your day was

i get this reference

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Shame Boy posted:

oh hey i got a variant of the "i have your password honest!!!" spam emails that assumes i'm a woman, how novel. most of it is the same but some of it is fun:


it also goes into more effort than usual to explain how hacking works in simple stupid terms because girls r dum after all

“Hello, minx”

powerful ESL energy

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

We say ELL (English as a Learned Language) now because it's presumptuous to assume that English is only their second language instead of third or fourth or more, and calling it a foreign language (EFL) is derogatory because it implies they'll never be fluent in it or something

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
English As An Nth Language Where N > 1

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

oh i thought it was english as a secondary language this whole time, which doesn't really have that problem, but ok

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

But what if it's not their secondary language? What if they speak Vietnamese and Tagalog and Mandarin and then English as their quaternary language, hmmmmm?

Berkshire Hunts
Nov 5, 2009
I learned english & it’s still the only language that I speak :911:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



how does one speak english without learning it

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Krankenstyle posted:

how does one speak english without learning it

phonetically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKZh70prVt8

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
there's a massive difference between knowing a language via hearing it a lot while the language centers of the brain are forming, vs. learning a language through the application of hard work and effort once those structures are already in place.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Krankenstyle posted:

how does one speak english without learning it

ask john searle

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Jabor posted:

there's a massive difference between knowing a language via hearing it a lot while the language centers of the brain are forming, vs. learning a language through the application of hard work and effort once those structures are already in place.

sure but both are learning so ELL doesnt make sense

also knife guy owns bowns

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



English as a Language Lerned After the Age of Five or ELLAAF

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



btw english is the third language i learned but i use it as a secondary

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Krankenstyle posted:

btw english is the third language i learned but i use it as a secondary

It sure is a #2!

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Sagebrush posted:

But what if it's not their secondary language? What if they speak Vietnamese and Tagalog and Mandarin and then English as their quaternary language, hmmmmm?

then they have 3 secondary languages and one primary language :colbert:

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Sagebrush posted:

We say ELL (English as a Learned Language) now because it's presumptuous to assume that English is only their second language instead of third or fourth or more, and calling it a foreign language (EFL) is derogatory because it implies they'll never be fluent in it or something

i was engaged to a spanish teacher for a time and man did i learn all sorts of this terminology that i have no application for

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

haveblue posted:

ask john searle

:hmmyes:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Schadenboner posted:

It sure is a #2!

hell yea :iiapa:

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

Shame Boy posted:

then they have 3 secondary languages and one primary language :colbert:

yeah you can have more than one “secondary”

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Explaining patiently to the doctor that I already have a 2nd degree burn.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Second language, thrice removed.

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters
google's been accidentally storing some passwords in plaintext

i mean, if the big G can't get this right, what hope do the rest of us have?

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

redleader posted:

google's been accidentally storing some passwords in plaintext

i mean, if the big G can't get this right, what hope do the rest of us have?

lol

"In our enterprise product, G Suite..."

Enterprise Grade
Enterprise Grade

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

spankmeister posted:

Second language, thrice removed.

C's second language thrice removed? JavaScript

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Munkeymon posted:

English as a Language Lerned After the Age of Five or ELLAAF

are you having ELLAAF?

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

https://twitter.com/fouroctets/status/1130946470700388352?s=21

your friendly neighborhood givenofucks researcher at it again.

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
I’m readme.rtf

Computer Serf
May 14, 2005
Buglord
:tbear:

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
I'm the binaries checked into source control, which may or may not be compiled from the accompanying code.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Jabor posted:

I'm the binaries checked into source control, which may or may not be compiled from the accompanying code.

security skills are distinct from “using git” or “writing complex software”

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

evil_bunnY posted:

https://twitter.com/fouroctets/status/1130946470700388352?s=21

your friendly neighborhood givenofucks researcher at it again.

I had to unfollow sandboxescaper, was a great RE person but they were just a trainwreck of a human being.

Loky11
Dec 12, 2006

Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again

ewiley posted:

I had to unfollow sandboxescaper, was a great RE person but they were just a trainwreck of a human being.

mental health issues + stress + trying to make it

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


Is that the one that tried to ransom a 0-day last year?

I feel bad for them, seemed like they had some poo poo going on. Glad they're still around.

Computer Serf
May 14, 2005
Buglord
not sure if someone posted this yet, but cisco is bork again
and they named the bug 😾😾😾

THRANGRYCAT DOT COM posted:

😾😾😾 is caused by a series of hardware design flaws within Cisco’s Trust Anchor module. First commercially introduced in 2013, Cisco Trust Anchor module (TAm) is a proprietary hardware security module used in a wide range of Cisco products, including enterprise routers, switches and firewalls. TAm is the root of trust that underpins all other Cisco security and trustworthy computing mechanisms in these devices. 😾😾😾 allows an attacker to make persistent modification to the Trust Anchor module via FPGA bitstream modification, thereby defeating the secure boot process and invalidating Cisco’s chain of trust at its root. While the flaws are based in hardware, 😾😾😾 can be exploited remotely without any need for physical access. Since the flaws reside within the hardware design, it is unlikely that any software security patch will fully resolve the fundamental security vulnerability.

https://thrangrycat.com/

Computer Serf
May 14, 2005
Buglord
thanks cisco :catbert:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



thrisco

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I wonder how often “proprietary hardware security module” actually ends up without tears.

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Computer Serf posted:

and they named the bug 😾😾😾

:nallears:

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Subjunctive posted:

I wonder how often “proprietary hardware security module” actually ends up without tears.

"we rolled our own security"

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