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McNally posted:You had ONE JOB, TARLY For 1.5 years, you'd think they'd be able to edit 6 episodes. Also, what about Sam's vows? Like, shouldn't he be up at Castle Black with Jon? I wanted to like this season, but loving skipping some important moments just makes it feel rushed.
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May 22, 2019 00:22
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Pretty sure the king could say "forget about that, you're my new grand maester now" and the Night's Watch would just have to go "OK".
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May 22, 2019 00:27
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May 22, 2019 00:32
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A Bad Poster posted:Pretty sure the king could say "forget about that, you're my new grand maester now" and the Night's Watch would just have to go "OK". There is no night’s watch 
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May 22, 2019 00:41
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I mean he got picked up and escorted by some nights watch looking people
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May 22, 2019 00:45
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Mr. Nice! posted:There is no night’s watch Yeah I know, but they had to keep up the illusion until the Unsullied left, otherwise they'd all be killed by a bunch of dickless psychopathic supersoldiers.
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May 22, 2019 00:46
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A Bad Poster posted:Yeah I know, but they had to keep up the illusion until the Unsullied left, otherwise they'd all be killed by a bunch of dickless psychopathic supersoldiers. Were they, though? I thought we constantly saw them getting clowned on. They were basically Worf. I mean, yeah, in theory they're imposing and nigh-unstoppable. But for plot reasons, they have to fall over like dominos.
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May 22, 2019 01:06
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A Bad Poster posted:Yeah I know, but they had to keep up the illusion until the Unsullied left, otherwise they'd all be killed by a bunch of dickless psychopathic supersoldiers. The literal antifa supersoliders who beheaded the white parents in the town square 
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May 22, 2019 01:15
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As usual it's Antifa who support Hitler
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May 22, 2019 01:18
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:I mean he got picked up and escorted by some nights watch looking people Escorted to a castle black with no one in it but the freefolk tormund said he was taking there. The watch died during the long night.
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May 22, 2019 01:49
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pantslesswithwolves posted:The literal antifa supersoliders who beheaded the white parents in the town square My man 
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May 22, 2019 01:53
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Mr. Nice! posted:There is no night’s watch Wait, what? Also, wasnt Sam pardoned by Dany for abandoning the citadel (and stealing some poo poo)?
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May 22, 2019 03:34
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Wait, what? There is no nights watch. There is no one manning castle black. There is a giant hole in the wall. Wildlings are friends and the walkers are dead. Jon got 'exiled to the nights watch' to stop the unsullied from murdering him so he could go retire beyond the wall. Pretty sure all the surviving watchmen hosed off to anywhere with a warm bed and loose women
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May 22, 2019 03:52
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EFB Does Tyrion take over Casterly Rock, and is there any point to it now that the mines are dry and the city is sacked? Edit: Also, the whole scene with Grey Worm and Jon exchanging a look at the docks was loving stupid. All they had to do was keep Jon in the dungeon for one loving hour longer and not bothered finding a couple of fake Night's Watchmen because the Unsullied would be gone and you don't need to act. Godholio fucked around with this message at 04:09 on May 22, 2019 |
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May 22, 2019 03:59
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Godholio posted:Several of the noble houses were broken up. We're left with the Starks, the Greyjoys, the Arryns, and sort of the Lannisters (but their position is so fundamentally changed that I don't think they count). The others were secondary houses that have moved up to fill the voids left by the destruction of the older houses, or new ones altogether. The Martells, Baratheons, Tyrells, and probably more were extinguished. Let's check the Seven Kingdoms and figure out which houses that were ruling them at the start are still there. The North - House Stark. Still there. The Westerlands - House Lannister. Still there. The Vale of Arryn - House Arryn. Still there. The Iron Islands - House Greyjoy. Still there. The Stormlands - House Baratheon. Still there, thanks to Gendry. The Reach - House Tyrell. Nope, they're gone. Dorne - House Martell. ??? On top of that are the Riverlands, which is kind of its own thing, was ruled by House Tully. Also still there. So one, maybe two, of the great houses are gone. McNally fucked around with this message at 04:14 on May 22, 2019 |
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May 22, 2019 04:12
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You busted my edit. Bastard. I wasn't counting Tully since they were bannermen of a great(er) house, but I'm not digging into the wiki to find out that it was probably wrong. Also forgot Gendry (though I would also say they were extinguished and revived). Martells seemed to be wiped out...all the named members of the family were killed. So close to half were shuttered, which is very different from "none" as DR claimed.
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May 22, 2019 04:17
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The Tyrells may have been wiped out, but Bronn is clearly planning to run the show the same way and establish a dynasty to rule over Highgarden. Anyway: 
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May 22, 2019 05:57
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When an extra poo poo talks the ending https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1130954018270920704?s=21
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May 22, 2019 06:29
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It’s cool the Westeros now has a king who is a body of a crippled teen inhabited by an immortal alien parasite with dubious motives.
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May 22, 2019 13:52
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ya everyone kind of forgot or just accepted that he manipulated the timeline and such for his own gain
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May 22, 2019 17:45
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While being more competent than anyone else, and less aggressively malicious than most.
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May 22, 2019 18:14
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I mean I don’t think it’s entirely a bad thing for that world, or ending in general (aside from what they did to everyone else) needed more episodes  also we all just going to ignore the greatest Neville Longbottom glowup of GOT?
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May 22, 2019 18:23
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Godholio posted:While being more competent than anyone else, and less aggressively malicious than most. He may be an immortal parasite from outside time, but OTOH, he hasn't blown up any major buildings of King's Landing, or set an army loose to rape & pillage in the streets.
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May 22, 2019 19:02
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May 22, 2019 19:46
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the shadow knows
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May 22, 2019 19:50
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Bran the All-seeing? Nah let's call him Bran the busted rear end bitch
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May 22, 2019 20:40
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Bran the Worgen King Bran the All-Seeing Bran the Unbreakable (it's ironic, you see) Gonna collect my finder's fee for these when the kickstarter funded remake goes live.
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May 22, 2019 20:48
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I guess #StandWithBran didn’t poll well, did it?
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May 22, 2019 20:53
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#letsroll
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May 23, 2019 00:12
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Vasudus posted:Bran the Unbreakable (it's ironic, you see) hell yeah they shoulda gone with this
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May 23, 2019 05:21
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A friend reminded me last night the last three eyed raven lived for a 1000 years so maybe Tyrian knowing that somehow is what made him say Bran should be king? I mean it would make more sense than the weird "he has a really cool story, you guys. He should rule over us as a result!"
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May 23, 2019 14:10
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But did he live for a thousand years because he was in that goddamn tree?
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May 23, 2019 14:13
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No, it was because of his keto diet.
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May 23, 2019 14:23
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Handsome Ralph posted:A friend reminded me last night the last three eyed raven lived for a 1000 years so maybe Tyrian knowing that somehow is what made him say Bran should be king? There's discrepancy in the show and books in this regard. In the books he's ~180 or so because he's a bastard targ and former lord commander of the watch. I don't think the individual person the sentience of the raven inhabits has lived for millennia, but rather the three eyed raven itself has existed for eons and has just been passed down through mortal men. Also, there is no lord of light - it's just been the raven manipulating things to kill the night king and take over the world of men.
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May 23, 2019 14:25
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Wait, so does this mean that King Bran rules through bird law?
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May 23, 2019 14:45
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A Bad Poster posted:Wait, so does this mean that King Bran rules through bird law? It's the only law that really matters.
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May 23, 2019 14:46
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Handsome Ralph posted:I mean it would make more sense than the weird "he has a really cool story, you guys. He should rule over us as a result!" 
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May 23, 2019 17:05
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Fuckin' Arya escaped death multiple times, learned to look like people by wearing their faces, murdered an entire house by herself and killed the night king and saved the world, dunno how Tyrion's ex-girlfriend ended up on that list instead. Edit: I guess because they'd have to do actual work on their meme instead of just slapping some 'relationships' collage they found underneath it Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 17:17 on May 23, 2019 |
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May 23, 2019 17:15
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sort of the joke...? It’s missing a lot of people
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