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Jesus christ
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May 22, 2019 23:20
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So that's why the Readiness folks were all busy today.
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May 22, 2019 23:22
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Anywhere in the Middle East specifically, or just some random patch of sand?
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May 22, 2019 23:29
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Fister Roboto posted:what the gently caress I know, right, rimming can be enjoyed by both the gay, straight, and everywhere between communities
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May 22, 2019 23:32
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Nick Soapdish posted:I know, right, rimming can be enjoyed by both the gay, straight, and everywhere between communities 20 times in a night tho
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May 22, 2019 23:34
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10k isn't near enough to do anything to Iran though, surely?
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May 22, 2019 23:35
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Nuclear War posted:10k isn't near enough to do anything to Iran though, surely? No it's not. 10k going against the Iranians on their home turf would be a bug on a windshield.
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May 22, 2019 23:37
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It's about Donnie waving his tiny flaccid penis. Which he hasn't seen in years.
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May 22, 2019 23:39
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Fuckin news tsunami today https://twitter.com/woodruffbets/status/1131329850638307328?s=19 Also, it's worse, it's Bolton waving around Donnie's flaccid penis and telling him it's a can of diet coke
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May 22, 2019 23:50
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We’re going to see either a limited exchange or a gently caress-it-all planet cracker, all because Cheeto-dick had his fee-fees hurt.
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May 22, 2019 23:55
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Just... dont? Surely someone will stand up and say yo this is dumb as gently caress
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May 22, 2019 23:56
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Syrian Lannister posted:limited exchange No such thing as limited exchange in nuclear horseshoes
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May 23, 2019 00:01
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orange juche posted:No such thing as limited exchange in nuclear horseshoes 
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May 23, 2019 00:04
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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:Just... dont? Surely someone will stand up and say yo this is dumb as gently caress oh, surely
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May 23, 2019 00:09
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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:Just... dont? Surely someone will stand up and say yo this is dumb as gently caress Mattis left.
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May 23, 2019 00:10
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Hot Karl Marx posted:https://twitter.com/DanielHewittITV...ingawful.com%2F Tomorrow we go to the polls to vote for which MPs we elect for the European Parliament. The same one we should have left already. I think there will be a great many protest votes, mine among them.
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May 23, 2019 00:11
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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:Just... dont? Surely someone will stand up and say yo this is dumb as gently caress Nah, we've been stacking the general officer ranks with yes-men (and women) for decades. Let's burn this poo poo to the ground.
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May 23, 2019 00:14
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Oh, and John Walker Lindh gets released tomorrow.
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May 23, 2019 00:28
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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:Just... dont? Surely someone will stand up and say yo this is dumb as gently caress That's what I said in 2003.
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May 23, 2019 00:43
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Too many Evangelical shitheads in the military. They will happily pull out their Bible and cites you some scripture about why this is a good idea.
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May 23, 2019 00:47
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Casimir Radon posted:Too many Evangelical shitheads in the military. They will happily pull out their Bible and cites you some scripture about why this is a good idea. Especially the ones that control the nukes.
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May 23, 2019 01:08
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Going to war to save Jerusalem and prepare the world for armageddon and the rapture
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May 23, 2019 01:15
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Crakkerjakk posted:Especially the ones that control the nukes. 
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May 23, 2019 02:48
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It's been a pretty well known thing that there's an extremely heavy Evangelical presence in the USAF academy and of those, there's a disproportionate amount in Missiles. The plus side I guess is that all of those Jesus/Rapture freaks are largely exiled to missile bases in the middle of nowhere.
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May 23, 2019 02:58
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MRC48B posted:Nah, we've been stacking the general officer ranks with yes-men (and women) for decades. 
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May 23, 2019 03:02
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Vasudus posted:It's been a pretty well known thing that there's an extremely heavy Evangelical presence in the USAF academy and of those, there's a disproportionate amount in Missiles. Have you read Command & Control? Does this give you a warm (*not ionizing radiation) feeling?
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May 23, 2019 03:03
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DoktorLoken posted:Have you read Command & Control? Does this give you a warm (*not ionizing radiation) feeling? Apocalyptical religious fundamentalists in control of doomsday weapons is fiiiiiiinnnneeee.
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May 23, 2019 03:05
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I mean my only request is that if they're gonna do it, sack up and do the whole world in a flash. Though I guess since DC will be rended down to its component atoms in the event of a nuclear exchange I'm probably good on that front.
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May 23, 2019 03:21
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Godholio posted:There aren't too many people about whom you can honestly say the world at large would be appreciably better if they had died several years earlier. Plenty of people would have left the world a better place being fragged in Vietnam had they gone. Plenty more people would also have left the world a better place by taking the jail time or consequence of not going to Vietnam and dying. Fister Roboto posted:what the gently caress If you don't eat rear end I don't want you to be my president.
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May 23, 2019 03:22
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Vasudus posted:It's been a pretty well known thing that there's an extremely heavy Evangelical presence in the USAF academy and of those, there's a disproportionate amount in Missiles. The Air Force Academy has an architecturally fascinating cadet chapel. Looks really cool.  Go inside, and the Protestant chapel room is a beautiful open space with a high vaulted roof, lots of marble, and an enormous pipe organ.   Go downstairs, and the Catholic chapel area is a reasonably nice room in the basement. The Jewish and Buddhist chapel areas are tiny windowless basement rooms. You can't actually see the entryway from that first exterior photo. It's hidden away in an access passage. Pictured: the basement entry  Muslim? You can maybe carve out some space in the all-faith room, which I am told exists but could never actually locate. I have no idea how hard evangelism is pushed at the academy, but religion in general was pushed hard for everyone. Back when I was in basic training, we all had to go to some kind of religious thing on Sunday morning. Atheism was no excuse; that was an order, albeit an illegal one. I went to the generic Christian service and snoozed with my eyes open, but I really regret that I never went to Wiccan services. From what I later learned, they gave out candy and drinks. We just got this awful song, which they played before every week's church service: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuvbBwsMTgI Somehow, even eight weeks in, it still made half the trainees in the audience start sobbing like they just lost their favorite pet.
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May 23, 2019 03:34
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As of 2003, we had the option to attend services or hang out in the dorms. There was no pushing.
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May 23, 2019 03:41
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I went to a few LDS services because I was told they had candy. They did, but it was like old people candy. Like those horrible old timey gumdrops, the kind that you think they only made one batch of in 1943 and because of the war effort couldn't put any flavor into them. It was not worth it, because after the service it was this awkward group therapy poo poo where they would push converting to mormonism. I opted to stay in the barracks and clean the same windows for nine hours.
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May 23, 2019 03:45
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As I understand they also pair cadets with local families as a support network thing, and a bunch of the local families that volunteer for that program are also religious fundies tied into the various local nuts (focus on the family affiliated churches, among others).
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May 23, 2019 03:46
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Just gonna leave this article from 10 loving years ago right here https://harpers.org/archive/2009/05/jesus-killed-mohammed/
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May 23, 2019 03:47
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Muslim service was giving out coffee and chocolate at Knox when I was there. I didn't go, mainly because it was a chance for some quiet while everyone ran off to pretend to be good christian soldiers or whatever.
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May 23, 2019 03:49
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I don't think I ever attended a religious service the entire time I was in the military.
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May 23, 2019 03:52
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psydude posted:I don't think I ever attended a religious service the entire time I was in the military. I went to the Catholic one in Kuwait because it was closer to Lutheran (which I was raised in) than the Protestant one (which was more baptist-y) and also because the chaplain let me down the remains of the sacramental wine after the service if I helped him out. Also he was Jesuit trained and pretty interesting to talk to. When he was like "well, a lot of the Bible is really allegory" I was like "man, does the pope know you're saying this poo poo? I don't wanna get you in trouble."
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I too was a dirty atheist and slept under my bed to avoid getting yelled at in the off chance an not caring here posted:Muslim service was giving out coffee and chocolate at Knox when I was there. When I was at Benning it was a chance to get some extra sleep because the drill sergeants wanted some quiet time too when the majority of trainees were gone. It was always weird getting pressured to join in on going to a service. I was pretty clear I was a dirty atheist, but that never stopped a handful of dudes from trying to convert me like some uncontacted tribesman who had never heard of “Jesus” before..
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