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HELLO LADIES posted:The fact that 99.99% of goons are biological males and have like, zero clue how feudal societies work has never been more obvious than these last few pages. Like seriously, the sexual licentiousness of the modern age is kind of crazy. All the "his dick don't work" jokes are basically predicated on the fact that for the average modern person, we've completely obliterated the link between sex and procreation in our minds, which is in all honesty batshit insane.
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Is "sexual licentiousness" going to be the new "vapid sluts" for goons? What a bizarre paragraph.
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Also, regardless of era, I'm gonna say it's a pretty rude thing to announce to a room full of people that your brother has a broken dick and probably not a smart thing to embarrass medieval god-emperor of dune like that.
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May 23, 2019 18:51
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dick broke, so what
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May 23, 2019 19:20
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Its the loving Grinch Who Stole Christmas you uncultured swines
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May 23, 2019 19:33
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hosed up to just put the Grinch on blast for his broke dick like that
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May 23, 2019 19:37
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Picnic Princess posted:Its the loving Grinch Who Stole Christmas you uncultured swines His dick grew three times its normal size that day?
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May 23, 2019 19:38
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Dameius posted:His dick grew three times its normal size that day? “Villagers singing in communal joy” is a far more wholesome paraphilia than I ever expected to find on this website
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May 23, 2019 20:13
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Picnic Princess posted:Its the loving Grinch Who Stole Christmas you uncultured swines That's not even what the book is called tho
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May 23, 2019 20:15
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:dick broke, so what more like old erectionless
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May 23, 2019 20:41
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RocktheCaulk posted:Yo goons, Honky Dong Country posted:500lbs of potatoes so that he can pile them in a corner and look at them while muttering "drat I look gooooooood" instead of an actual mirror.
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Jedit posted:But that's no rhyme and no meter. it does rhyme, but in the style of a poem written by the maid of honor the day before the wedding. full sentences, no meter, rhyming couplets using only the final syllable
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May 24, 2019 04:20
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:more like old erectionless Flaccid McGurn was right loving there More like inexcusable fumblepun
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May 24, 2019 05:02
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Dameius posted:His dick grew three times its normal size that day? 3 inches hooray!
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May 24, 2019 05:04
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El Gallinero Gros posted:3 inches hooray! More like oldmicropeeness
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May 24, 2019 05:18
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:more like old erectionless more like old peenless
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May 24, 2019 05:24
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:more like old peenless Ty
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May 24, 2019 06:46
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Some things like oldpeenless and shidded and farded and camed my pants are inherently funny, cause I can both see and hear the exact facial expression of the person saying it right through the spelling
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May 24, 2019 06:51
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Somfin posted:Flaccid McGurn was right loving there I actually laughed out loud. On the toilet!
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May 24, 2019 09:31
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bring back old gbs posted:yeah wtf? just leave NOW, what does anybody gain by spinning their wheels for another 2 weeks? other than offset oblivion Shut up Meg posted:If there is one thing we know about May is that she doesn't do quick exits.
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May 24, 2019 16:38
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Somfin posted:Flaccid McGurn was right loving there more like erectionfin
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:more like erectionfin More like inerectable humblebrag
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Rust Martialis posted:More like inerectable humblebrag More like Dust Cialis
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bring back old gbs posted:i own a reusable anus square i keep in my jacket pocket, a little rinse under the tap and it's ready again
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Somfin posted:Flaccid McGurn was right loving there this is fuckin' great
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RandomFerret posted:I don't have time to check a table of item stats before I pick stuff up I am running past every draugr in this loving dungeon while hammering the e button get on my level bitches fus roh da na na na na na na na na katamari damacy
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Bertrand Hustle posted:this is fuckin' great more like no it erectisn't
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May 24, 2019 21:21
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God dammit, beaten.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:more like no it erectisn't Woah we better look out, you are clearly pun chain above your weight 
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May 25, 2019 11:18
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For the love of god, villains, cease and desist
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Malachite_Dragon posted:For the love of god, villains, cease and desist More like oldwyrmless
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Malachite_Dragon posted:For the love of god, villains, cease and desist
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I googled that phrase and the third hit was a yandere simulator and hell if I'm looking up what that is. Hope you learned something from this, cause I sure as poo poo didn't.
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Karate Bastard posted:I googled that phrase and the third hit was a yandere simulator and hell if I'm looking up what that is. Hope you learned something from this, cause I sure as poo poo didn't. Basically you play the antagonist of Fatal Attraction as a teenage girl in high school because Japan
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May 25, 2019 12:54
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Karate Bastard posted:I googled that phrase and the third hit was a yandere simulator and hell if I'm looking up what that is. Hope you learned something from this, cause I sure as poo poo didn't. Yeah you would say this, you bitch. *Disdainfully looks down on you*
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Oh, Senpai Am I doing this right? Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 14:31 on May 25, 2019 |
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Nobody start poo poo about uk politics itt please ok? ok.Bhodi posted:exam prep, bomb threat, oliver's restaurant debt
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value-brand cereal posted:Nobody start poo poo about uk politics itt please ok? ok. At first I didn't know what rhythm to read this in but I got it after the third or fourth line 
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May 25, 2019 18:43
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Which? I wanna rap to this
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Karate Bastard posted:Which? I wanna rap to this we didn't start the fire
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