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Boomers love to get together at the one and only Bubba Gump Shrimp Company to just spend an hour or two bitching about the way that things are now while snacking on a single Shrimper’s Heaven basket, without even having the decency to leave a good tip
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May 25, 2019 02:34
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Pinching bottoms of waitresses then getting angry when told not to
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May 25, 2019 03:58
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Picnic Princess posted:Pinching bottoms of waitresses then getting angry when told not to Yyyyep 
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May 25, 2019 05:57
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I would say that actually doesn’t happen anymore but Alabama just outlawed abortion, thanks again boomers
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May 25, 2019 06:02
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I mean, like, they don’t all do it, but it’s always Boomers that do it
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May 25, 2019 06:04
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im more upset at the not-boomers who cant be bothered to vote. everyone talks big but we dont show up at the voting booth like they do
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May 25, 2019 07:28
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marijuanamancer posted:im more upset at the not-boomers who cant be bothered to vote. everyone talks big but we dont show up at the voting booth like they do do you want to vote for the lovely old white guy who hates you and sucks off corporations or the other lovely old white guy who hates you and sucks off corporations
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May 25, 2019 07:32
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lol have you ever even looked at a ballot
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May 25, 2019 07:34
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you know you don't just vote on people, right? you know there are usually 5 - 6 options for every major position, right?
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May 25, 2019 07:36
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if you live in a rural area i guess it could be different but ive lived and voted in several decent sized cities across time zones in the US and never seen one white guy vs another as the only option
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May 25, 2019 07:37
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If you live in a rural area most of the time dems don't even bother to have a candidate and your choices are check the box for the one lovely old white guy, or don't.
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May 25, 2019 07:39
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if you live somewhere like that sorry you're hosed regardless
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May 25, 2019 07:40
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if you don't vote you've already been defeated. like i said, you know you dont just vote for people right? you decide on things like abortion
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May 25, 2019 07:44
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if you have political opinions and don't vote you're like the star citizen
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May 25, 2019 07:49
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The song "The Joker"
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May 25, 2019 07:59
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"Oooh, I haven't seen that scratcher before. Can I get a dozen of those? Yes, I'll just scratch them right here and you can get me the $1 I'll win plus another dozen. Yes, I'll scratch those right here as well." "Can you bag the dish soap separately from the boxes of Macaroni and Cheese? I don't want it contaminating them."
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May 25, 2019 08:07
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Yes Shrimpstress, I'd like water with lemon. No, more lemons than that. Keep bringing them. Excellent. I'll also need rather a lot of sugar. No I don't want to order a lemonade. Just keep the loving lemons coming.
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May 25, 2019 10:18
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Ja wohl, shrimpfrau, ich mochte haben der Jennys Catch und Poland, ohne der Jennys Catch
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May 25, 2019 10:44
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White cars with beige interiors
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May 25, 2019 10:45
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Barudak posted:Ja wohl, shrimpfrau, ich mochte haben der Jennys Catch und Poland, ohne der Jennys Catch rofl
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May 25, 2019 11:24
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Finding the sales guy.
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May 25, 2019 13:10
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Barudak posted:Ja wohl, shrimpfrau, ich mochte haben der Jennys Catch und Poland, ohne der Jennys Catch Two Swiss factory service guys who've been repairing a machine where I work made a side trip to Charleston last weekend and went to Bubba Gump. I can vouch for this phrase having literally been spoken.
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May 25, 2019 14:16
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damnit after reading this thread I really want some shrimp. might try cooking some on my new grill anyway boomers love propane grills because it's the manliness of cooking outside combined with the laziness of just using what's essentially a stove. millennials use charcoal because it's all they can afford.
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May 25, 2019 14:37
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:I mean, like, they don’t all do it, but it’s always Boomers that do it The Boomer characteristic about it though isn't even the sexual harassment, it's the getting mad and upset at being called out for the sexual harassment.
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May 25, 2019 15:28
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sudonim posted:damnit after reading this thread I really want some shrimp. might try cooking some on my new grill Why cook your own shrimp when you can just go down to your local Bubba Gump Shrimp Company and get yourself a big ol’ plate of Dumb Luck Coconut Shrimp
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May 25, 2019 15:52
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Vanagoon posted:Is Denis Leary a boomer? Yes he is. So was Bill Hicks, though. OTOH, if Bill Hicks had lived, he would probably be a full-on Alex Jones style chud today. 
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May 25, 2019 16:31
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:Why cook your own shrimp when you can just go down to your local Bubba Gump Shrimp Company and get yourself a big ol’ plate of Dumb Luck Coconut Shrimp 'Cuz I don't want diarrhea. ...or AIDS should a piece of Jenny's Catch accidentally contaminate my food.
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May 25, 2019 16:32
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marijuanamancer posted:if you live in a rural area i guess it could be different but ive lived and voted in several decent sized cities across time zones in the US and never seen one white guy vs another as the only option Run for office - and get beaten by the old white guy
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May 25, 2019 16:54
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Fartington Butts posted:"Oooh, I haven't seen that scratcher before. Can I get a dozen of those? Yes, I'll just scratch them right here and you can get me the $1 I'll win plus another dozen. Yes, I'll scratch those right here as well." There's a gas station near my house and when you go inside there is always someone over 60 sitting at this counter in the back with scratch tickets for extended periods of time and when they run out they just keep buying more. They actually put a chair in that spot for this reason. Pretty much any place I go to that has scratch tickets will be a hangout for old people.
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May 25, 2019 17:50
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Boomers like to hand out pamphlets in minority neighborhoods with simple, friendly warnings about making an error while voting. Vote at the wrong polling station? Child Services will come to your home! Vote while you have credit card debt? Immigration Services will come to your home! Bring your wrong ID to the polling station? $10,000 fine! Accidently vote twice because of a mechanical error? Up to 15 years in prison! Boomers like subverting democracy. CPL593H posted:There's a gas station near my house and when you go inside there is always someone over 60 sitting at this counter in the back with scratch tickets for extended periods of time and when they run out they just keep buying more. They actually put a chair in that spot for this reason. Pretty much any place I go to that has scratch tickets will be a hangout for old people. This isn't exclusive to boomers. It's poor and broke people in general. Every bus is littered with used scratch-offs. They blow through city streets like fallen leaves.
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May 25, 2019 18:07
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LabyaMynora posted:'Cuz I don't want diarrhea. The movie never says AIDS!
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May 25, 2019 18:20
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Boomers love to give service workers religious pamphlets and ask them if they've had time to read them yet.
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May 25, 2019 18:27
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CPL593H posted:There's a gas station near my house and when you go inside there is always someone over 60 sitting at this counter in the back with scratch tickets for extended periods of time and when they run out they just keep buying more. They actually put a chair in that spot for this reason. Pretty much any place I go to that has scratch tickets will be a hangout for old people. Back when most people still paid cash and had to go inside to pay for gas these people were annoying as gently caress because they held up the whole line while buying 80 tickets and then requesting that the cashier scan them to see if any won. Bonus points if their car was blocking a pump as well.
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May 25, 2019 18:31
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:The movie never says AIDS! It was technically called GRIDS when she died.
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May 25, 2019 18:37
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:The movie never says AIDS! It's definitely AIDS, though. Jenny caught AIDS. Therefore, Jenny's Catch is AIDS.
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May 25, 2019 18:40
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LabyaMynora posted:It's definitely AIDS, though. Jenny caught AIDS. Therefore, Jenny's Catch is AIDS. Boomers are AIDS.
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May 25, 2019 18:49
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They love making things harder for people, making the hard actives seem easy to do, and saying words that have too much implicit instructions. "It's not a big deal. Can you just look at what my bike may need." Translation: The bike is stuffed in the back of a shed behind sports equipment random pieces of wood, gardening tools, and other random poo poo. The Boomer wants the bike pulled out from behind the shed and repaired as much as possible.
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May 25, 2019 18:53
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Boomes have a lot of worthless poo poo they will never use, so here is some tips on getting rid of it. When you're throw their poo poo away, bury it under other trash because they will remember that item the minute they see it in the garbage despite never thinking about it for decades. Also you're not cleaning things. You're throwing poo poo away. For Example: you threw away a box of rotted wood, well now there is empty space, Put other garbage in that empty space, and make it look extra messy because the second a boomer sees they have empty space, they will fill it back up with more junk.
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May 25, 2019 19:01
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LabyaMynora posted:It's definitely AIDS, though. Jenny caught AIDS. Therefore, Jenny's Catch is AIDS. No, it’s tilapia with lobster butter
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The_Franz posted:Bonus points if their car was blocking a pump as well. Boomers love to take their enormous F-350 Super Diesel trucks with a huge trailer attached to the hitch and get gas while blocking the rest of the pumps instead of, y'know, getting it with just the goddamn truck by itself and not the trailer, too.
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