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Lmao, read as "purty balls," can't unsee. x'D But perhaps Ed Balls can... 
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Purity is preserved in the balls
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May 25, 2019 03:26
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Are the purity balls the ones with the swords?
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May 25, 2019 09:10
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Purity rings too. They go with the balls
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May 25, 2019 09:41
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Are the purity balls the ones with the swords? Yeah, but you have to keep it sheathed at all times.
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May 25, 2019 09:52
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Purity is stored in the balls. E: I stay pure and don't read the thread before posting.
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May 25, 2019 09:53
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La Brea Carpet posted:Yeah, but you have to keep it sheathed at all times. No, sheathing is what they're trying to avoid! (Look up the etymology of the word 'vagina'  )
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May 25, 2019 11:27
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Stop making fun of purity balls. My dad took me to one for you very a decade before he hosed me.
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Stop making fun of purity balls. My dad took me to one for you very a decade before he hosed me.  this might have been funnier if I knew what the gently caress you were trying to say also, "Extreme Ways" is a good Moby song but also lol when he sings the line "I would stand in line for this" he is literally standing in line in the video
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May 25, 2019 13:43
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HazCat posted:No, sheathing is what they're trying to avoid! I swear, vagina is a bawdy Roman pun, it’s so close to the Latin for queen
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M_Sinistrari posted:I had some hope that maybe it wasn't that. But considering the few I've seen with a full on polish plait by me tend to be crunchy hippies, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I saw a woman and her kids in the local hippie grocery while looking for orzo and one of them had like three mats in his hair. 
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May 25, 2019 16:37
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Bertrand Hustle posted:
Probably "every year for a decade".
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Labes for days posted:I saw a woman and her kids in the local hippie grocery while looking for orzo and one of them had like three mats in his hair. My brain took "orzo" and "matted hair" and made some horrifying recombinations so thank you
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May 25, 2019 17:24
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Tashilicious posted:That would be purity balls 
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May 25, 2019 22:54
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Nah, tennis elbow is caused by repeated use.
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May 25, 2019 22:56
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Pakistani politics posted:Purity rings too. They go with the balls purity cockrings and purity buttplugs and purity nipple clamps
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May 26, 2019 06:11
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Purity sounding-rods
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Screaming Idiot posted:sounding-rods I've yet to read this word without flinching.
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Krowley posted:I've yet to read this word without flinching. don't knock it till you've tried it, comrade
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ulex minor posted:don't knock it till you've tried it, comrade Also don't knock it while you're trying it.
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Krowley posted:I've yet to read this word without flinching. *whispers four words* brittle. glass. sounding. rod.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Nah, tennis elbow is caused by repeated use. Oh, so that's what tennis ball means...
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Screaming Idiot posted:*whispers four words* and rubber mallet
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Tashilicious posted:and rubber mallet Now you're just getting kinky
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Speaking of purity balls, there is no way this elected official hasn't taken his daughter to one Someone pointed out that this was a joke, but uh, "I want to gently caress my daughter" hasn't ever been a funny joke. Maybe to conservatives because they actually want to gently caress their daughters, but to us regular people, this is not normal behavior. Zipperelli. has a new favorite as of 14:28 on May 26, 2019 |
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Zipperelli. posted:Speaking of purity balls, there is no way this elected official hasn't taken his daughter to one
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May 26, 2019 14:29
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maswastaken posted:Means, motive and opportunity; all of them right outside her bedroom door. Depending on the solidity of their flooring, may not even need more than 1 rank in stealth. Also, "no one can date my daughter" is considered funny by libs, too.
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May 26, 2019 14:38
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Tubgoat posted:Depending on the solidity of their flooring, may not even need more than 1 rank in stealth.
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May 26, 2019 14:44
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They're already owned by simple virtue (vice?) of being libs.
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Zipperelli. posted:Speaking of purity balls, there is no way this elected official hasn't taken his daughter to one As dumb as this is, nothing in it implies he wants to gently caress his daughter, only that he doesn't want her to get hosed. It's still dumb, but not as awful as you are asserting.
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Kharmakazy posted:As dumb as this is, nothing in it implies he wants to gently caress his daughter, only that he doesn't want her to get hosed. It's still dumb, but not as awful as you are asserting. When you control for gun culture and "social conservatism," you'll find that that is the precise subtext.
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Kharmakazy posted:As dumb as this is, nothing in it implies he wants to gently caress his daughter, only that he doesn't want her to get hosed. It's still dumb, but not as awful as you are asserting. Kind of a strange hill to die on - your daughter's sexuality, especially seeing as how she's engaged and pops has zero say. Not only is it a strange hill to die on, that's also overprotective to the point of asking 'why?'
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Kharmakazy posted:As dumb as this is, nothing in it implies he wants to gently caress his daughter, only that he doesn't want her to get hosed. It's still dumb, but not as awful as you are asserting. «Lol» said the lib pedophile. «Lmao»
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rchandra posted:Probably "every year for a decade". Yeah I blew it, just like dad.
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I lived with my husband before we got married. My mom tried to pull "you can't share a room under MY roof until you're married!" I told her we'd be staying in a hotel then but oh no we are poor college kids and can't afford hotels so I guess we won't be visiting hardly at all. She dropped the rule after one visit. I really wanted to tell her how there's nothing that puts me in the mood more than an air mattress in their living room with no privacy, but she doesn't understand sarcasm or humor.
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May 26, 2019 16:59
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Alterian posted:she doesn't understand sarcasm or humor.  .
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Kharmakazy posted:As dumb as this is, nothing in it implies he wants to gently caress his daughter, only that he doesn't want her to get hosed. It's still dumb, but not as awful as you are asserting. https://twitter.com/sweetgayhem/status/1132039061668016129
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Wanna see that band.
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lmao weirdo queer frogger detected
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