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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Still-frame capture of Pope Benedict?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

I know someone who believes this.

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

Mr Hootington posted:

I know someone who believes this.

I have a coworker who believes in it and a million other insane conspiracies. Thankfully he’s not a dick about it and does good work :shrug:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Are people seriously freaking out that there is salt in their chocolate? Have you never even had a cookie cuz I guarantee there's salt in that

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

802.11weed posted:

I have a coworker who believes in it and a million other insane conspiracies. Thankfully he’s not a dick about it and does good work :shrug:

Yeah same. He believes in the fun insane conspiracies and not qanon poo poo.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Mr Hootington posted:

Yeah same. He believes in the fun insane conspiracies and not qanon poo poo.

You think that sucks, imagine having your own brother coming out at Christmas dinner as a huge racist, Hitler did nothing wrong/Holocaust was a hoax, black people are provably less intelligent than whites, capitalism is the best we've come up with, people on welfare (or food stamps in the US I guess?) are all worthless lazy leeches, women are pathetic for all that #metoo bullshit, I could go on.

We definately won't be talking outside of family dinners now... and that will be limited to "Hi." and "See you next year!".

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Milo and POTUS posted:

Are people seriously freaking out that there is salt in their chocolate? Have you never even had a cookie cuz I guarantee there's salt in that

Yeah I'm confused, too. Good quality chocolate has salt. Almost all desserts do. If something has flour as an ingredient it almost certainly has salt. Hell, the best mid-range chocolate bars you can get are the kinds with sea salt. Salt and cocoa are made for each other.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Caramel ain't poo poo without fleur de sel.
:colbert:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Picnic Princess posted:

Where's the ketchup icing?

You make a country biscuit "crust," split the cake in two and stuff fried country ham between the layers, and then ice it with country gravy and I'd fight a man for it.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Solice Kirsk posted:

You make a country biscuit "crust," split the cake in two and stuff fried country ham between the layers, and then ice it with country gravy and I'd fight a man for it.

I think you are the country ham in this scenario

Maybe this other hypothetical man too

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Came for the obvious fetish material, stayed for the rampant intestinal parasites.

Facebook video so it already has a good base curse going on

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Paladinus posted:

It's just eggs.

Eggs without runny yolk are a curse of their own

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

actually scrambled eggs are fine

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



This would look perfectly fine if there was some seasoning

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

TontoCorazon posted:

This would look perfectly fine if there was some seasoning

I agree. We need some mayonnaise for this bad boy!

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Bronze Fonz posted:

You think that sucks, imagine having your own brother coming out at Christmas dinner as a huge racist, Hitler did nothing wrong/Holocaust was a hoax, black people are provably less intelligent than whites, capitalism is the best we've come up with, people on welfare (or food stamps in the US I guess?) are all worthless lazy leeches, women are pathetic for all that #metoo bullshit, I could go on.

We definately won't be talking outside of family dinners now... and that will be limited to "Hi." and "See you next year!".

That is most of my family nowadays. :sigh:

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Screaming Idiot posted:

I agree. We need some mayonnaise for this bad boy!

I don't know why this is making me laugh so hard

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Not a cursed image, but a powerfully hexed tweet:

https://twitter.com/ScaryMommy/status/1133375128417513472?s=19

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice


Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

holy moley

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

These movies are legit stupid and funny. No really. I aint yolking around here.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Scary Mommy indeed.

Lol just gonna casually mention I'm fine with endangering my childrens lives on my parenting brand twitter

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Picnic Princess posted:

Scary Mommy indeed.

Lol just gonna casually mention I'm fine with endangering my childrens lives on my parenting brand twitter

Did you read it?

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


A different kind of curse:

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


One more:



Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Please don't gently caress the dog.

kcroy
May 30, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

This just makes me sad. Kids die like this every year in the southwest.

This cursed needs a bit of background: It's an auction of undelivered items purchased from an Amazon warehouse. I forgot to check how much this "stay cold packaging" box sold for.



These are just weird.






IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Came for the obvious fetish material, stayed for the rampant intestinal parasites.

Facebook video so it already has a good base curse going on

This is insanely cursed.

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

:murder:

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Linux Pirate posted:

Please don't gently caress the dog.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

the gently caress is this even

wait is this a purse lmao

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
This is a cursed image request: I’m looking for a photoshop of the Vegas shooter drinking out of a novelty mug with a bunch of other mass shooters and possibly Chris Dorner, all also drinking out of stupid mugs.

I suppose this is also cursed text.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
The only cursed thing about this mug is that it's been posted like 11 loving times in this thread already

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

What, you don't like footlong sandwiches?

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
This is one of the worst pages yet

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Crow Your Coins! posted:

A different kind of curse:


the free market provides

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

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