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Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

chitoryu12 posted:

There’s a difference between storming the palace and exiling the royals and storming the palace and executing all the royals. Namely in the kind of person who picks each option.

:hai:

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Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

HEY GUNS posted:

does anyone else think in hindsight that it's real weird that for 19th century historiography the prototypical "modernizing" early modern states were England, the Dutch, Sweden, and france

a backwater, a wealthy permawar republic (which in terms of financial infrastructure relied on legacy software from margaret of parma and charles v), another backwater, and the country that eventually turned into...whatever france is

A lot of people*. The fact that those aren't really perfect examples of the typical european state is a core thread of the anti-Sonderweg argument.

*edit: "people" here defined as an pretty small (in numbers, not historiographical weight) body of academics that could probably fit in a crowded bus. but hey expertise has to carry some weight, right?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Cyrano4747 posted:

A lot of people. The fact that those aren't really perfect examples of the typical european state is a core thread of the anti-Sonderweg argument.
why not say the HRE, the PLC, and Transylvania are the prototypical early modern states? History is on a perfect trajectory to horse based elective monarchy, local control, and a SHITLOAD of languages

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Cyrano4747 posted:

expertise has to carry some weight
i mean we've both met senior german profs

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

If anything one of the thorny legacies of decolonisation is a swath of 'strong men' across Africa who are untouchable because of their status as heroic nation builders in the colonial transition period and started to do the natural thing that happens when they realised they were going to be able to rule forever no matter what.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

GotLag posted:

The difference is dead royals find it that much harder to conspire to come back and retake power

Isn't this basically the same argument for, say, Stalin having Trotsky killed?

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

HEY GUNS posted:

a backwater, a wealthy permawar republic (which in terms of financial infrastructure relied on legacy software from margaret of parma and charles v), another backwater, and the country that eventually turned into...whatever france is

In those terms, everywhere but where you are is a backwater until it starts coming where you are and poking with poo poo.

Turns out traditional contemporary perspectives are rarely aware of what the future is going to be like. The way that existing power structures can out of the blue be contradicted by changing circumstances is how classical liberalism was born.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

StandardVC10 posted:

Isn't this basically the same argument for, say, Stalin having Trotsky killed?

No you see that's different because *vomits 90000 words of impenetrable doctrinaire gibberish*

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

SlothfulCobra posted:

In those terms, everywhere but where you are is a backwater until it starts coming where you are and poking with poo poo.

Turns out traditional contemporary perspectives are rarely aware of what the future is going to be like.
the perfect historical trajectory toward modernity is the early-modern history of the state where i was born. the anomalous backwater that nobody's going to study is that state's traditional enemy

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

HEY GUNS posted:

nuclear take, india's a hot germany

and the baltic's a cold mediterranean


India is way more divided than Germany ever was, or really any other country in Europe. Imagine if the Huns totally replaced the Romans, and then got milked for resources by China for a hundred years or something.


HEY GUNS posted:

does anyone else think in hindsight that it's real weird that for traditional historiography the prototypical "modernizing" early modern states were England, the Dutch, Sweden, and france

a backwater, a wealthy permawar republic (which in terms of financial infrastructure relied on legacy software from margaret of parma and charles v), another backwater, and the country that eventually turned into...whatever france is

I wasn't aware of Sweden being included. Does the historigraphy go deeper than their military adventures?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Alchenar posted:

Long term global warming will turn Siberia into some fantastic farmland, but it will also turn large parts of China into a waterless desert.

Guess what inevitably happens next.

Is this actually true? I've heard otherwise for siberian soil, mainly that it's too acidic for most crops. I do know soil isn't just dirt and that it's this insanely complicated substrate formed by all kinds of both single and multicellular life and I imagine that being essentially frozen for tens of thousands of years probably at the very least slows this process down

Pharmaskittle posted:

I ate a ton of MREs during Katrina, so I can say that at least 2005-era MREs were pretty drat good.

Did you try the chocolate dairy shake? I actually really liked those.



(They got rid of them because they were giving people salmonella)

HEY GUNS posted:

that was such an awful episode but you are talking to someone who literally stopped watching because i got mad at the costumes so

The costume design was one of the best parts of the show :psyduck:

Milo and POTUS fucked around with this message at 23:45 on May 31, 2019

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
Dairy shakes still in. Chocolate, vanilla and I think strawberry flavors

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

GotLag posted:

His first challenge was arguably the most interesting - getting his brother out of the way to take the throne

Edit: no wait that's Rama IX, Rama VIII was the elder brother

ah poo poo, i meant Rama IX. goddamnit Thailand why can't you refer to your Monarchs by their first name


Cyrano4747 posted:

I don't know if this holds that well.

I share an office with a dude from Cameroon who I have an ongoing friendly argument with over whether or not monarchy is bullshit. He's the first to say how badly traditional tribal leaders have hosed over Africa, but is also the first to defend their cultural/communal roles. He has a LOT of respect for traditional authority that's more or less just baked in to how he was raised. He's got a lot of stories about how a tribal or ethnic chief saying something should be some way basically carrying the same weight it would have 200+ years ago. poo poo happens, in other words. Maybe not the same way we think of governmental authority today, but then again monarchical power across the globe was that way if we're talking the pre-modern era.

Colonization and decolonization wrought havoc on traditional power structures but they sure as poo poo didn't destroy them. The anti-colonial liberation struggles developed a generation of new leaders, but in a lot of places older, traditional structures continue to thrive right alongside the post-colonial governments.


oh yeah, obviously there's big variation in how things played out over the world. In Africa tended to be contemptuous of tradition leaders, while the British more often tried to work with them and incorporate them into the colonial administration.

One place that makes for a good contrast to see the effects of colonization on traditional power structures is Yemen. The north was an independent Imamate, while the south was a British colony. Eventually the Immamate was overthrown by Arab Nationalists inspired by Nasser, but it remains influential as a political idea today. It's political system was based in the local aristocratic class and support from the tribes, which remained highly autonomous and powerful up until the Imamate's end. The Houthi family which dominates politics in Yemen is descended from an aristocratic family with connections to the Imamate.

The British built up the port of Aden a lot as it was really strategically valuable, resulting in rapid urban development in the south, while buying the loyalty of the local emirs and Sultans. Some stuff I've read (sorry I don't have sources at hand, think it was a Rand country study) indicated British development in Aden resulted in detribalization and proletarianization of the regions inhabitants, in contrast to the North, which saw much less social change in the period. Upon independence the south was taken over by a revolutionary socialist party which immediately moved against the Emirs and eliminated their formal political positions while trying to destroy their political power.

This difference, with a less tribal, more left leaning south compared to a more tribal, more traditional north has persisted into the modern day.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Hereditary government is the last refuge of the average man in politics. Other political positions are full of ladder climbers and people with a thirst for personal power. Assigning people to political positions by accident of birth results in leadership by average, normal people, rather than selecting out the most wily sociopaths to lead.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Tunicate posted:

Hereditary government is the last refuge of the average man in politics. Other political positions are full of ladder climbers and people with a thirst for personal power. Assigning people to political positions by accident of birth results in leadership by average, normal people, rather than selecting out the most wily sociopaths to lead.

Doesn't this imply that we should really just determine our leaders by pulling names randomly out of a hat?

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

StandardVC10 posted:

Doesn't this imply that we should really just determine our leaders by pulling names randomly out of a hat?

Sortition has its upsides

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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utterly off topic, i think my life would be fulfilled if i could write a miniseries like Chernobyl or The Terror based on my work. Ten episodes, follow the regiment in my dissertation. They go into northern italy, they try to leave, they collapse

edit: The first scene could be dresden in the 1960s, when the government finally decides that instead of restoring the church where one of the guys in that regiment was buried, they would dismantle the ruins and carry the stones away--at night, so the protestors couldn't see it happen

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jun 1, 2019

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

StandardVC10 posted:

Isn't this basically the same argument for, say, Stalin having Trotsky killed?

If you eliminate all historical context? Sure, why not.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Fuligin posted:

If you eliminate all historical context? Sure, why not.

I mean, the guy I was responding to didn't provide any, so.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

StandardVC10 posted:

Doesn't this imply that we should really just determine our leaders by pulling names randomly out of a hat?

That is how some medieval republics worked. Often with the subtext of the ruling families controlling the process of pulling names out of a hat, or being able to control whatever nominal leader chosen out of the hat.

I always felt weird about that part of AC2 where the Pazzi are demonstrated to be bad people because they seek to murder their political opponents for control of the city, as opposed to the Medici, who employ the player to murder all of their political opponents (as the player's father evidentially did before). There's even like a speech the Pazzi make about how the Medici are subverting the political system of the city, which is framed by the narrative as a pack of lies, but upon further reflection is probably true. Both sides used assassins, one side just used better assassins.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
I think the subtext is that Lorenzo is good for Florence...he's the "good prince", and that the Pazzi aren't trying to kill him for the good of Florence, but just for the good of their family.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

StandardVC10 posted:

I mean, the guy I was responding to didn't provide any, so.

Pardon?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

SlothfulCobra posted:

That is how some medieval republics worked. Often with the subtext of the ruling families controlling the process of pulling names out of a hat, or being able to control whatever nominal leader chosen out of the hat.

I always felt weird about that part of AC2 where the Pazzi are demonstrated to be bad people because they seek to murder their political opponents for control of the city, as opposed to the Medici, who employ the player to murder all of their political opponents (as the player's father evidentially did before). There's even like a speech the Pazzi make about how the Medici are subverting the political system of the city, which is framed by the narrative as a pack of lies, but upon further reflection is probably true. Both sides used assassins, one side just used better assassins.

AC has a bad habit of trying to pick sides in an era full of terrible people.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

chitoryu12 posted:

AC has a bad habit of trying to pick sides in an era full of terrible people.
by that point it isn't even renaissance history, it's a seperate story in a renaissance jacket

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

AC completely wastes its amazing settings by shoehorning their godawful metaplot into every historical era, it's kind of impressive how commited they are to ignoring actual history

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Fuligin posted:

AC completely wastes its amazing settings by shoehorning their godawful metaplot into every historical era, it's kind of impressive how commited they are to ignoring actual history

I kind of appreciate that they're not even trying with the framing story anymore. Now it's just "You're a games tester for Ubisoft Montreal, which is evil and makes games about assassins and templars throughout history.".

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

Fuligin posted:

AC completely wastes its amazing settings by shoehorning their godawful metaplot into every historical era, it's kind of impressive how commited they are to ignoring actual history

They cut back on that a lot in Odyssey, which is a good thing. That said, I wish they'd drop it entirely.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

HEY GUNS posted:

does anyone else think in hindsight that it's real weird that for traditional historiography the prototypical "modernizing" early modern states were England, the Dutch, Sweden, and france

a backwater, a wealthy permawar republic (which in terms of financial infrastructure relied on legacy software from margaret of parma and charles v), another backwater, and the country that eventually turned into...whatever france is

Surely the most modernizing state is the Grand Duchy of Muscovy. Unlimited centralization of power that looked like it wasn't going anywhere, then out of left field, socialism.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Nothing incentivizes modernization and centralization as much as an undying thirst for taxes and recruits to throw into everwars.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

PittTheElder posted:

Surely the most modernizing state is the Grand Duchy of Muscovy. Unlimited centralization of power that looked like it wasn't going anywhere, then out of left field, socialism.
17th century muscovy ruled as hell

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
The most modern state of that period are the decentralized Ikko-Ikki in Japan.


No daimyo, no Shogun! He who advances is sure of salvation but he who retreats will go to hell :black101:

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

SlothfulCobra posted:

That is how some medieval republics worked. Often with the subtext of the ruling families controlling the process of pulling names out of a hat, or being able to control whatever nominal leader chosen out of the hat.

I always felt weird about that part of AC2 where the Pazzi are demonstrated to be bad people because they seek to murder their political opponents for control of the city, as opposed to the Medici, who employ the player to murder all of their political opponents (as the player's father evidentially did before). There's even like a speech the Pazzi make about how the Medici are subverting the political system of the city, which is framed by the narrative as a pack of lies, but upon further reflection is probably true. Both sides used assassins, one side just used better assassins.

It is also how the office of the Dalai Lama is filled. Well ostensibly the Dalai Lama is always the same being simply manifesting through different reincarnations. In practice this means that he could be born into virtually any family within Tibet. Traditionally he was identified based on how attracted he was as an infant to personal affects from his previous lives and other such signs. Of course today the CCP claims it is the only body capable of finding new incarnations so in protest the present Dalai Lama has said he will not be incarnating in Tibet, and possibly not reincarnating again at all.

Also I was thinking about the Epicurius post defending the Hapsburgs and kept loling at the idea that its unfair the blame Ferdinand I for the Empire's decline, as he was too busy dealing with 20+ seizures a day to ever actually govern. Which well lol fair enough I guess, though it's not much of a defense for monarchy as an institution.

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

Milo and POTUS posted:

The costume design was one of the best parts of the show :psyduck:
The cloaks are all wrong, nobody wears a hat and everyone wears trousers of all things. Not a codpiece in sight!

Rodrigo Diaz
Apr 16, 2007

Knights who are at the wars eat their bread in sorrow;
their ease is weariness and sweat;
they have one good day after many bad

Squalid posted:

Also I was thinking about the Epicurius post defending the Hapsburgs and kept loling at the idea that its unfair the blame Ferdinand I for the Empire's decline, as he was too busy dealing with 20+ seizures a day to ever actually govern. Which well lol fair enough I guess, though it's not much of a defense for monarchy as an institution.

The only defenses of monarchy we've seen in this thread should not be taken seriously on their face. Hey Guns is basically arguing for libertarianism with a specific aesthetic, and the other guy is just arguing in bad faith.

edit: also it is really impossible to divorce political systems from the material conditions that bore them. Nothing like the monarchies of the 17th century can exist right now for the same reason knighthood is completely implausible. Land is not as valuable a commodity as it used to be. Currency is based on fiat. Cottage industries are mostly gone, in part because transportation is much faster and less convoluted than it had been prior. Fuckin nukes exist.

Rodrigo Diaz fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Jun 1, 2019

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Rodrigo Diaz posted:

The only defenses of monarchy we've seen in this thread should not be taken seriously on their face. Hey Guns is basically arguing for libertarianism with a specific aesthetic, and the other guy is just arguing in bad faith.
I am not a libertarian, rodrigo.

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!
In any case, I think it's time for the fine folks of dnd to take their opinions about monarchy back to dnd.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

chitoryu12 posted:

I think it might depend on exactly how you transition. If your method of ending the monarchy is storming the palace and decapitating everyone whose clothes look too fancy, your new government is probably going to be full of sociopaths looking for people to oppress and kill because those are the kinds of people who have no qualms about violent revolution.

This should be posted every time someone goes harping on about the guillotine and killing every person with more money than them.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

HEY GUNS posted:

that was such an awful episode but you are talking to someone who literally stopped watching because i got mad at the costumes so

OK, now I'm curious. Game of Thrones is literally fantasy, there's no reason to get mad at them for historical accuracy reasons, so what did you not like about the costumes?


Milo and POTUS posted:

Is this actually true? I've heard otherwise for siberian soil, mainly that it's too acidic for most crops. I do know soil isn't just dirt and that it's this insanely complicated substrate formed by all kinds of both single and multicellular life and I imagine that being essentially frozen for tens of thousands of years probably at the very least slows this process down

It depends on how much "long-term" we're speaking here. If we include the time the new land needs to remain fallow to build up enough top soil, and the time and work Russia has to expend to drain the new swamps (as much of the newly thawed lands will transition from frozen ground to hell swamps filled with blood thirsty mosquitoes, which in turn will be filled with many delightful diseases), yeah Siberian soil will become fantastic farm land. Eventually.

Of course, if Russia isn't willing to wait for several thousand years, they can just start draining the new land immediately and then use it as farm land right the gently caress nowish. In which case they'll turn their new farm land into lifeless dust deserts pretty drat fast. But welp, at least this far more plausible scenario will make China less inclined to invade to take the new farm land for themselves.

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

An important part of fantasy is contrasting the fantastical with something familiar. Being War-of-Roses-by-way-of-Shakespeare, Game of Thrones uses a lot of medieval-ish aesthetic (and very modern cynicism) to make the setting seem ~gritty and real~, and that's what makes the magic and the dragons pop. The more historical minutia you learn, the less well the "realistic" parts work and that can really hamper engaging with the spectacle.

There's no real reason to have the heroes ride horses instead of some other animals, but seeing Jon Snow on a cow or an alpaca would be weird as gently caress.

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Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Siivola posted:

There's no real reason to have the heroes ride horses instead of some other animals, but seeing Jon Snow on a cow or an alpaca would be weird as gently caress.

Every fantasy hero should ride an alpaca, they're like horses except super fluffy and unable to carry people. They'd just have to be giant dire alpaca instead of regular alpaca.

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