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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V94SCJ4NGc&t=73s

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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Pinterest Mom posted:

looking forward to voice memos

the calculator is going to be impossible to use

it already exists the app is called just press record

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




i accidentally ordered food 80 minutes before keynote, rather than 20, but since its riga it took 80 minutes to make 2 miles to me across an empty part of town at 8pm, so im fed and ready to post

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

cinci zoo sniper posted:

i accidentally ordered food 80 minutes before keynote, rather than 20, but since its riga it took 80 minutes to make 2 miles to me across an empty part of town at 8pm, so im fed and ready to post

riga deez nuts

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



how hard is it to just loving get off your fat rear end once an hour, julz

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Sagebrush posted:

do they have an APPLAUSE light that we can't see? or are people genuinely just cheering at things like ".....activity trends!!"

each chair is wired to shock you

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


woah a hearing aide app?

I'm getting old. It's actually important to me. :corsair:

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Sagebrush posted:

do they have an APPLAUSE light that we can't see? or are people genuinely just cheering at things like ".....activity trends!!"

well, no one cheered at hourly bird cheeps so i assume its genuine

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Sagebrush posted:

do they have an APPLAUSE light that we can't see? or are people genuinely just cheering at things like ".....activity trends!!"

why would Apple need an APPLAUSE light?

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

this one's for the ladies :smuggo:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

the noise app is a useful feature in the industrial situations for which wearable computers are appropriate. i hope it's calibrated correctly

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
what if i want to track my male cycle? sexist

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

cinci zoo sniper posted:

well, no one cheered at hourly bird cheeps so i assume its genuine

I did :unsmith:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
hmm dont have anything to add here

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

apple's gonna get someone pregnant

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

cycle tracking also supports family sharing :wink:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
machine learning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
your activity trends show you are only having 1 period per month. here are some tips to improve that

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
TMI apple TMI

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

bump_fn posted:

machine learning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes we all heard the bird earlier

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

wtf is a "mindful minute"

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


i use strava to track my cycle

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
pretty sure we caught some serious criticism about not having cycle tracking in the past, glad that we’ve finally caught up

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

haveblue posted:

your activity trends show you are only having 1 period per month. here are some tips to improve that

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
gotta get in some mindful minutes

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


haveblue posted:

your activity trends show you are only having 1 period per month. here are some tips to improve that

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Pinterest Mom posted:



how hard is it to just loving get off your fat rear end once an hour, julz

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I think we need a next-gen fart app on the iPhone

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

watchOS sex

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
the watch will blare a klaxon letting the male of the species know when it is time

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i also enjoy this "monochrome" face with the "two-color look" which has three different colors

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Pinterest Mom posted:

wtf is a "mindful minute"

it's a really weird thing. what actually happens is that when your watch detects increase in heartrate while not sensing activity it suggests you to use "breathe" app, that is like toddler's first attempt at meditation [that allows apple watch to take a proper hrv measurement]

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Sagebrush posted:

i also enjoy this "monochrome" face with the "two-color look" which has three different colors

black is the absence of color

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
so the voice memos app doesnt transcribe what you said

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
whats the baseball watch thing im not really paying attention

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i think this guy has a cold

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
jesus christ end it now

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
please clap

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
this woman is good at presenting. make her the ceo thx

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Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
cant wait to overhear baseball games on a bus from a watch

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