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mactheknife: THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

To be honest I haven't had to do much heavy lifting research-wise, yet. I didn't come in with a legal background so most of the big-hitting stuff still goes to my boss in the other office. I mostly do legwork stuff to make the attorneys and paralegals' lives a little easier - docket checks, case pulls, company research, background checks, plus collection management in our office's library.

I've got a couple lawyers who use me to look up related cases and caselaw more frequently but the databases we have can actually make it pretty straightforward, thank god.

# ? Jun 4, 2019 18:29

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# ? May 21, 2024 10:43

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Feel better soon, JB, the brain zaps are suck. :glomp:

Today in not vocation related work I gotta measure for door slabs and then get them.

# ? Jun 4, 2019 18:44

Jaded Burnout

wha'ts a door slab

# ? Jun 4, 2019 18:47

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Not much what's a door slab with you

# ? Jun 4, 2019 18:50

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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Jaded Burnout posted:

wha'ts a door slab

door you get to put all your own holes into

# ? Jun 4, 2019 18:51

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

It's just a blank interior door with no decoration or holes in it and it's unfinished. I'm using them at boyfriend's house for pocket doors since former tenant jizzcoated the doors so hard that you can't sand the smell out.

# ? Jun 4, 2019 18:51

mactheknife: THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

hamjobs posted:

It's just a blank interior door with no decoration or holes in it and it's unfinished. I'm using them at boyfriend's house for pocket doors since former tenant jizzcoated the doors so hard that you can't sand the smell out.

wait...

....wait...

....wait

# ? Jun 4, 2019 18:57

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Goons Are Great posted:

That sounds like you might be super fine supervisor material and maybe your strategies are good, too, but the structure makes it unbearable anyways. Sometimes it's not fixable by you personally either, so it's sounds like it's fine to judge the company and not yourself for this.

this is what I needed to hear. ty GaG

# ? Jun 4, 2019 18:57

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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mactheknife posted:

wait...

....wait...

....wait

literally gagged at the thought of sanding dried jizz off a door

# ? Jun 4, 2019 19:00

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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and I do plumbing!

# ? Jun 4, 2019 19:05

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

just imagine the things I have seen and cleaned in the last...four months.

it's a 900 sq ft house.

it's taken four months.

I M A G I N E

# ? Jun 4, 2019 19:08

Jaded Burnout

hamjobs posted:

It's just a blank interior door with no decoration or holes in it and it's unfinished. I'm using them at boyfriend's house for pocket doors since former tenant jizzcoated the doors so hard that you can't sand the smell out.

ah, we don't distinguish such

# ? Jun 4, 2019 19:08

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

mactheknife posted:

wait...

....wait...

....wait

you weren't here I think for the Horrible Tenant Does Extremely Horrible Things episode of hamjobs does a life

# ? Jun 4, 2019 19:09

mactheknife: THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

i sure wasn't and i'm not sure i mind

# ? Jun 4, 2019 19:15

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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hamjobs posted:

just imagine the things I have seen and cleaned in the last...four months.

it's a 900 sq ft house.

it's taken four months.

I M A G I N E

N O

# ? Jun 4, 2019 19:18

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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mactheknife posted:

i sure wasn't and i'm not sure i mind

if you've ever seen the cum jar with the mlp in it you have an idea, except no jar and every action figure in the living room and other surfaces

# ? Jun 4, 2019 19:19

mactheknife: THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

Hugh Malone posted:

if you've ever seen the cum jar with the mlp in it you have an idea, except no jar and every action figure in the living room and other surfaces

mr malone i haven't eaten lunch yet and now i don't think i'm going to

# ? Jun 4, 2019 19:22

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

the effigies of body parts made from the scraps of Fleshlights that "displeased him" and some of them looked familiar

# ? Jun 4, 2019 19:23

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

sorry bout your lunch buddy but

people are the worst thing

# ? Jun 4, 2019 19:23

mactheknife: THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

hamjobs posted:

the effigies of body parts made from the scraps of Fleshlights that "displeased him" and some of them looked familiar

# ? Jun 4, 2019 19:31

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I'm leaving out the worst things because it was extremely traumatic and also I'm just really glad he's not allowed to be anywhere near me even on line

# ? Jun 4, 2019 19:35

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

no longer work crew due to job termination

# ? Jun 4, 2019 23:37

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Oh no, I'm sorry :glomp:

# ? Jun 4, 2019 23:37

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

It's a relief tbh but thanks hamjobs

I guess the world is my oyster once again

# ? Jun 4, 2019 23:43

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Oysters have feet that are tongues, maybe the world can be your urn of rancid nutmeats instead.

# ? Jun 4, 2019 23:45

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Also stick it to the Man, get the funemployment money and find a job that doesn't suck the life out of you.

# ? Jun 4, 2019 23:45

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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prepuce repurposed posted:

It's a relief tbh but thanks hamjobs

I guess the world is my oyster once again

hope u were like, "oh, yeah? I was about to quit anyway! thanks for the unemployment money!" and then attempted to exit via a broom closet

# ? Jun 4, 2019 23:47

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

yes but they figured out I was in there and escorted me out

foiled again :argh:

# ? Jun 4, 2019 23:56

Goons Are Gifts

Holy poo poo that was a fast development. I hope all is good and well and I'm sure you find a better job in no time

# ? Jun 5, 2019 00:01

xcheopis

Ugh, sorry to hear that.

# ? Jun 5, 2019 00:05

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

thanks work crew. not touchin any butts at all rn and it feels kinda nice tbh :unsmith:

# ? Jun 5, 2019 00:39

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

where is your butt?????

# ? Jun 5, 2019 00:58

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

oh yeah I always forget to touch mah butt thx

# ? Jun 5, 2019 01:02

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

welc, never neglect your own butt

also come to Saint Louis we have cake and jobs

# ? Jun 5, 2019 01:11

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

and reliably good weed

# ? Jun 5, 2019 01:11

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Jun 5, 2019 01:46

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

also there are dogs here and dogs are extremely good, like you can even pet dogs here if you ask and people are like "sure, you can pet my dog" and then i never acknowledge the person again as i only respond to dog from then on

also you can get a job uhhh like there are jobs where you can be in the big buildings in clayton at a bank doing bank things where you basically can skate for twenty years because that's what everyone in clayton does.