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DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

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Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Gay Pride Moth eat the eggs

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/zeroasalimit/status/1136474309872873472

https://twitter.com/NiceGuyGreatGuy/status/1003988469859971072

zoux has a new favorite as of 14:32 on Jun 7, 2019

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1137034589044482049

https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1136642817021714432

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/beanytuesday/status/1137145801342365697

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

https://twitter.com/DangOlWill/status/1137067314346487808

:haw:

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

https://mobile.twitter.com/DinosaurDracula/status/1128681129576488963

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Who the hell is Ric...oh yeah!

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Pineapp—-wooOOOOO!

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/wrldfmous/status/1136667069724971008?s=19

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/pr0spector88/status/1137200166908440577?s=19

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/aaaaagghhhh/status/1136917752424222722?s=21

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/voidburger/status/1137230994849898498?s=21

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/Kappa_Kappa/status/1137542939587108864?s=19

I tried this in 3rd grade.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://twitter.com/bendreyfuss/sta...ets_june_7_2019

https://twitter.com/bestcataccount/...ets_june_7_2019

https://twitter.com/alyankovic/stat...ets_june_7_2019

https://twitter.com/joshgondelman/s...ets_june_7_2019

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Stealing jokes from exclaim, eh? ;)

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Lol if you don't delete the tracking info from urls when you share them in a feeble attempt to stick it to The Man


I saw this one making the rounds a week ago and I feel dumb because I don't get it.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Mak0rz posted:

I saw this one making the rounds a week ago and I feel dumb because I don't get it.

He got his father, famed actor Richard Dreyfuss, to suggest, on Twitter, that he'd auditioned to play Batman, only to be snubbed for Ben Affleck.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Absurd Alhazred posted:

He got his father, famed actor Richard Dreyfuss, to suggest, on Twitter, that he'd auditioned to play Batman, only to be snubbed for Ben Affleck.

Is there more to it than that? Is Ben Afleck a serial role swiper or something?

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

People thought Affleck was not suited to the role. However, Dreyfuss would have been an even stranger choice because of his age. In fact, there is absolutely no chance he would have been considered for the role at all.

Dreyfuss is also widely considered an egotistical rear end in a top hat. I think everyone knew the original tweet was a joke, but it’s funny to imagine him actually getting mad at Affleck getting the role instead of him.

killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

grittyreboot posted:

Is there more to it than that? Is Ben Afleck a serial role swiper or something?

Richard Dreyfuss is over 70, whose roles have not tended towards hard-hitting action. The tweet says he a) nailed the audition, and would likely get the role, and b) lost out to Ben Affleck for reasons which were not his age and acting history.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

The idea of the 71-year-old Richard Dreyfuss auditioning for Batman isn't funny enough?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Ben just telling his dad "tweet this joke" with no explanation is pretty funny too

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1137056167044243456

I legit want to know who here is running the USCPSC account

killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

Pastry of the Year posted:


I legit want to know who here is running the USCPSC account

I'd assume the current administration doesn't care for consumer protection, and defunded it down to an unpaid intern with a twitter password.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://twitter.com/WhoseRyanStiles/status/1134491676582400001

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1129070273955807235

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

killer crane posted:

I'd assume the current administration doesn't care for consumer protection, and defunded it down to an unpaid intern with a twitter password.

nah the USCPSC has been doing weird internet absurdism fora while to get people to try to share tweets about a topic as otherwise boring as consumer product safety tips and recalls

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1098033570759757824

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/bombsfall/status/1137817152998821888

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

luxury handset posted:

nah the USCPSC has been doing weird internet absurdism fora while to get people to try to share tweets about a topic as otherwise boring as consumer product safety tips and recalls

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1098033570759757824

Is Copernicus Jackson the man or the cat

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

It's gotta be the cat. The cat is hushing the man, who presumably was running his mouth with some bullshit excuse about why he has to keep his space heater closer than 3 feet to some flammable objects.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
GIS’d Copernicus Jackson, and there are indeed more images of the cat without the human.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Is Copernicus Jackson the man or the cat

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1032266774396502016

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

luxury handset posted:

nah the USCPSC has been doing weird internet absurdism fora while to get people to try to share tweets about a topic as otherwise boring as consumer product safety tips and recalls

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1098033570759757824

I mean it's better than Denny's pretending to have social anxiety.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/maddiemantis/status/1136762519882801152

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
https://twitter.com/LeaKThompson/status/1137919635112759296

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Hartin Hcfly

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

luxury handset posted:

nah the USCPSC has been doing weird internet absurdism fora while to get people to try to share tweets about a topic as otherwise boring as consumer product safety tips and recalls

well they are new to me and extremely wholesome so I'm here for it; agencies like the USCPSC are exactly what I hope my taxes go towards as a functional member of civilization as opposed to PFC Dirtbag's auto-renewal to Naughty America

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1123333065911283712

I've decided I love these people and also not to tell the retrogaming thread about them

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Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Giving your old TV to a retro gamer counts as recycling imo

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