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How the gently caress is he supposed to get out, unless this is another Nutty-Putty write-off?
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Inspector Gesicht posted:How the gently caress is he supposed to get out, unless this is another Nutty-Putty write-off? Geez. You keep going through until you come out the other end, dummy.
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May 28, 2019 13:03
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ulex minor posted:where is this from? why is he doing that?? isn't he going to be showered in woodlice and spiders??? LOL it's obviously reversed. This is how Ents are born.
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May 28, 2019 13:04
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ulex minor posted:where is this from? why is he doing that?? isn't he going to be showered in woodlice and spiders??? 
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Facebook Aunt posted:LOL it's obviously reversed. This is how Ents are born. No, this is how Ents get a colonoscopy.
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May 28, 2019 14:00
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HAPPY MAYFLY SEASON Y’ALL This was a gas station in Slidell, Louisiana this time last year: 
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Jun 1, 2019 12:42
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That's Hell. You're in Hell and they forgot to tell you
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Jun 1, 2019 19:23
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A mayflys life is very short and brutal hell.
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Rigged Death Trap posted:A mayflys life is very short and brutal hell. I thought I was in the Warhammer: Vermintide II thread for a second
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Jun 1, 2019 21:37
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Sloth Life posted:That's Hell. You're in Hell and they forgot to tell you I’ve seen the president, we were all told.
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Jun 1, 2019 22:26
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There’s nothing like sweeping a writhing, buzzing pile away from the front doormat because people keep tracking half-mayflies onto the carpet. They also got into the air ducts and kept dropping from the ceiling at random intervals. They don’t bite or sting but they do block windows.
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Jun 1, 2019 22:28
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It’s a shame that sign in the background doesn’t cut off higher up because NO is exactly the response I had to that picture.
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Jun 1, 2019 22:38
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Some years back I was at a gas station in the middle of the night going back home and it was COVERED in what I now suspect were mayflies. The sounds of them crunching under my car was audible as I pulled in and you couldn't step anywhere without destroying them. It smelled like a rotting swamp.
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Rigged Death Trap posted:A mayflys life is very short and brutal hell. A mayfly lives for two or three years in perfect comfort but then it gets bored and grows wings in an concerned effort to make the world miserable.
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Busket Posket posted:HAPPY MAYFLY SEASON Y’ALL Every year everyone there buys futures in windshield washing fluid just before they come out. Everyone is a little richer, every year.
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Jun 2, 2019 01:33
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I know of a bridge in Minnesota that gets shut down every once in a while because of mayflies. They're attracted to the lights and will cover the entire structure, and after enough traffic the driving surface will become dangerously slick with mayfly corpses.
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Jun 2, 2019 02:35
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Busket Posket posted:HAPPY MAYFLY SEASON Y’ALL In a sagging economy thems is free protein
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Sloth Life posted:That's Hell. You're in Hell and they forgot to tell you It's very ephemeral
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scumby posted:In a sagging economy thems is free protein go for it! wikipedia posted:Mayflies are consumed in several cultures and are estimated to contain the most raw protein content of any edible insect by dry weight. In Malawi, kungu, a paste of mayflies (Caenis kungu) and mosquitoes is made into a cake for eating. Adult mayflies are collected and eaten in many parts of China and Japan. Near Lake Victoria, Povilla mayflies are collected, dried and preserved for use in food preparations.[81]
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The only reason you’d make something to eat out of mosquitos is pure spite, and satisfaction. I want to try it 
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scumby posted:In a sagging economy thems is free protein Make a vacuum that sucks them right into a food dehydrator....mmm crunchy goodness
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Icon Of Sin posted:The only reason you’d make something to eat out of mosquitos is pure spite, and satisfaction. I want to try it Is there a mosquito snuff channel where I can see millions of them in a food processor? Somehow the impossibly horrifying seems a-okay when it comes to mosquitos.
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Icon Of Sin posted:The only reason you’d make something to eat out of mosquitos is pure spite, and satisfaction. I want to try it The risk of bloodborne disease is too high.
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Aleph Null posted:The risk of bloodborne disease is too high. So you want me to pick mosquitoes out of my mayfly cake paste? That would involve touching gross bugs!
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Winklebottom posted:
Its like my nightmare had a nightmare
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Winklebottom posted:
 My sister made this for me for my birthday, it reminds me of this.
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There are two ways to die (as a tiny tiny creature) that horrifies me the most. That is the second worst, the worse being the "parazlyed and alive with a wasp egg on my back so I provide warm food for their brood"
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RE: Mayflys When i first moved to PA after many short visits back and forth from the UK, Mayfly Day was something I was not prepared for in any way that Flying Ant day could provide. It was nowhere near as bad as that gas station, but when crossing at bridge at dusk while going 50-60mph, something I had done many, MANY times before, I was not expecting the sound nor instant darkness that occurs upon hitting a swarm of them fuckers. It was like a thick, wet, bag of cottage cheese was thrown at my windscreen, slimy and chunky at the same time. I first was worried it would actually crack the glass, and then realised visibility had dropped to maybe 5%. Slowed down, used maybe my entire washer fluid contents to no avail. Pulled into the nearest gas station and was met with a dozen other drivers that had just done the same thing all in a queue to use the courtesy squeegee and soapy water. Only, the containers of soapy water were 3/5ths dead mayflys and associated goop, so that resulted in just smearing the mess even more. The next day was the first time I took my car through an automatic car wash as i refused to do that poo poo by hand, even using a pressure washer i was fearful of bug splash-back. The UK's flying ant day is nothing compared to that winged hell. The main difference being flying ants aren't restricted to mostly rural areas and will happily infest cities too, and ant bites kinda suck. 
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Ick at flying bitey ants. We also get “love bugs”, so named because they mate and stay stuck together until they die, 2-3 days later. They don’t bite, but they do swarm over buildings, cars, and people, and their guts eat away at paint. Local car washes will offer special heated bug gut cleaner when it’s love bug season.    
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I never get invited to wild orgies like that
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Phlegmish posted:I never get invited to wild orgies like that You would if you'd quit bugging people.
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Busket Posket posted:Ick at flying bitey ants. We also get “love bugs”, so named because they mate and stay stuck together until they die, 2-3 days later. They don’t bite, but they do swarm over buildings, cars, and people, and their guts eat away at paint. Local car washes will offer special heated bug gut cleaner when it’s love bug season. triggered
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dpack_1 posted:Flying Ant Day When I was a kid around the Maryland area, we'd get seasonal swarms of flying ants. The interesting part was that they were citronella ants, so when crushed they'd release a very strong odor just like that from citronella mosquito repellant. No clue whether the stuff actually repelled mosquitos, but it made accidentally stepping on one smell kind of nice. We'd also get massive swarms of gypsy moth caterpillars. They spin big communal web sacks in the crotches of trees and venture out to eat all the drat leaves they can find. My neighborhood had a lot of trees around and if the city wasn't on top of spraying there'd be hundreds of them wobbling around in the street or grass, getting run over by cars or eaten by birds and dogs. The nests would look like thick sheets of cobweb with a mass of dark, squirming worms inside. If you were in the woods, every now and then one would fall onto your head.
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Wild T posted:We'd also get massive swarms of gypsy moth caterpillars. They spin big communal web sacks in the crotches of trees and venture out to eat all the drat leaves they can find. My neighborhood had a lot of trees around and if the city wasn't on top of spraying there'd be hundreds of them wobbling around in the street or grass, getting run over by cars or eaten by birds and dogs. The nests would look like thick sheets of cobweb with a mass of dark, squirming worms inside. If you were in the woods, every now and then one would fall onto your head. No no no no no I went to get pictures of the giant spider webs from Australia or Greece and found there was a similar phenomenon in Dallas, TX, which is only 4 hours from me. Probably less if you’re traveling via windborne web and there’s no traffic. No no no no no.    
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Please tell me where all these places that resemble the ninth circle of hell are so I can never EVER go there
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Walking under these is really creepy/cool as its like walking into some weird nightmare dream tunnel. About halfway through you feel the gentle patter of light rain tapping against your shirt/jacket, only to realize its not raining outside......
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Busket Posket posted:No no no no no yes yes yes yes yessssssss
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That used to be a person. Now it's feeding the bug army
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