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Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

Most of the regular Marine posters are dead or they stopped visiting SA.

Those of us that are still around aren't as clever or funny, so the thread gets neglected.

^ better snipe than I ever had in the marines

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PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Hooah marines

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 53 minutes!

PenisMonkey posted:

Hooah marines

Thank u 4 ur service brave Marine Soldiers

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I pinned my head in here because I kept forgetting it isn't the army thread but now i have been in so many times, I feel like I need to keep coming back to cover up my gently caress up.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Wasabi the J posted:

I pinned my head in here because I kept forgetting it isn't the army thread but now i have been in so many times, I feel like I need to keep coming back to cover up my gently caress up.

A very Jody move.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Hey does the Corps still suck

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf
Would you rather invade Iraq to Bodies by Drowning Pool or yeet some Afghani into the bushes to thank u, next by ariana grande? 🤔

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Farrier Theaks posted:

Would you rather invade Iraq to Bodies by Drowning Pool or yeet some Afghani into the bushes to thank u, next by ariana grande? 🤔

Any true Tun Tavern tested Warrior from the Sea would know that AFGHANI is the Afghan currency!!!!!1!

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

Any true Tun Tavern tested Warrior from the Sea would know that AFGHANI is the Afghan currency!!!!!1!

Alas, it was drowning pool for me

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Farrier Theaks posted:

yeet some Afghani into the bushes to thank u, next by ariana grande? 🤔

Not to Sorry Not Sorry?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
y'all doin some crayola drankin???

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Farrier Theaks posted:

Alas, it was drowning pool for me

that was our super moto cadence that we made up ourselves specifically after we drew weapons to surprise our drill sergeant in basic

he lost his poo poo and demanded we do it from that point on

after week five we knew we had damned ourselves

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I'd rather have wartime corps than peacetime lol

Poor bastards that are in now living the nightmare

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
Quick question marines should I have crayons on me when I jump into D-Day celebration on the 6th?

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Vahakyla posted:

Quick question marines should I have crayons on me when I jump into D-Day celebration on the 6th?

Have OxyContin instead for when you blow out a disc inevitably.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
Okay if I should wipe out at a DZ, shouldn’y I do it at 75th D-Day anniversary?

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
You do you buckaroo

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Vahakyla posted:

Okay if I should wipe out at a DZ, shouldn’y I do it at 75th D-Day anniversary?

No one cares.

Fhistleb
Dec 31, 2008

Tell me more about your sandwiches.
As much as I tried to dissuade him, my little brother is joining the Corps... To be a cop.

DaNerd
Sep 15, 2009

u br?
:sever:

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Fratricide

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

https://terminallance.com/2014/11/21/terminal-lance-355-police-your-own/

Fhistleb
Dec 31, 2008

Tell me more about your sandwiches.
On a good note, at least we'll have another bitchy person here soon!

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Flying over to Korea, and our flight was delayed 15 minutes. An hour ago.

Guess which airline and win a prize*!

*Prize is the undying shame of serving in the US Armed Forces.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
We don’t go to Korea anymore.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?
Good news boys you're going home!

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?
After you fly 35 missions

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 53 minutes!
One more day in Camp Lejeune then I’m out this bitch.

I’ll miss the rock climbing wall though.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
When do we get a deployment to somewhere cushy like BYOB or something? I have cat pictures, I can interface with the locals.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Oh sweet I forgot about this thread.

My entire marine corps times was at quantico for 4 days during OCS in processing where they medically DQ'd me due to an undocumented shoulder issue.

But I would have been a solid officer because my PFT was 298, you're all welcome for my 4 days of service.

Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Jun 10, 2019

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

bird food bathtub posted:

When do we get a deployment to somewhere cushy like BYOB or something? I have cat pictures, I can interface with the locals.

um,e xcuse me

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Counterpoint:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r26Gvb8RpkU

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

Oh, agreed. Pretty equal opportunity here.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?
o7

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Aw what the poo poo, back in garrison for more gently caress gently caress games and "training"? Thought we were headed somewhere cool.

Cage Kicker
Feb 20, 2009

End of the fiscal year, bitch.
MP's got time to order pens for year year, hooah?


SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made



Lipstick Apathy
After you're done making your racks I want you turds to clean the head

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.

Cage Kicker posted:

After you're done making your racks I want you turds to clean the head

You’re not my dad

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Welcome back from your MEU Marines.


STD checks will begin 0500. Skivvies only.

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PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
It’s great to be back time to go buy a mustang

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