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lol I skipped over this bitquote:Musk told a shareholder that Tesla is working on "road edge" and "curb" software to help the car handle temporary driving outside of traditional lanes more easily.
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musk should install bumper car edges and just bounce down the roads for full self driving
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"driving outside the traditional lanes" is code for running into jersey barriers head on.
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Vomik posted:musk should install bumper car edges and just bounce down the roads for full self driving That of course was his plan for the tunnel.
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Powershift posted:"driving outside the traditional lanes" is code for running into jersey barriers head on. no it could also be pulling a gouranga on the sidewalk
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Somebody get musk on the phone immediately, i just came up with an idea that will double the capacity of his tunnels. Install enough aero on the cars that they can drive upside down, and put a second lane on the roof of the tunnel.
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Powershift posted:Somebody get musk on the phone immediately, i just came up with an idea that will double the capacity of his tunnels. Why stop there when you can have one on each side?
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Jun 12, 2019 13:53
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gschmidl posted:Why stop there when you can have one on each side? because i'm not that good at mspaint 
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Powershift posted:because i'm not that good at mspaint Product design driven by mspaint skills? Now you're thinking with Elon!
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guys I have an idea for a goon initiative let’s pool our money and buy a few model 3s as robo taxis then we reinvest the profits from the robo taxis into more robo taxis eventually it will be infinite money and we can all quit our computer jobs
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Powershift posted:because i'm not that good at mspaint If you send them down the tube in a spiral you don't even need the downforce because centripetal force will do the job for you. that will be one million dollars
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the reduced contact patch on the wheels by using a perfectly circular tunnel will mean less rolling friction on the car and I am sure that will more than offset the additional miles from the spiral configuration
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the best part about having the cars go in a spiral is that you can then also have two way traffic in the same tunnel! using elons trusted cloud driving platform will definitely prevent collisions!
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Powershift posted:"driving outside the traditional lanes" is code for running into jersey barriers head on. "head-on, apply directly to the fire truck"
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sounds like a good time for musky to reinvent curb feelers
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yeah that's on thing SV definitely needs more of is feelers
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infernal machines posted:ah, but teslas are magical and require no preventative maintenance, experience no wear and tear, and definitely don't need to have puke and hobo semen hosed out of them daily there was a person in this very thread claiming that they don't ever need to replace the brakes on their tesla because the regenerative braking handles 100% of their vehicular stopping needs
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Powershift posted:because i'm not that good at mspaint instant convertible is a nice touch
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:there was a person in this very thread claiming that they don't ever need to replace the brakes on their tesla because the regenerative braking handles 100% of their vehicular stopping needs lifetime* brakes *yours, probably
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Sagebrush posted:it's not that sort of appreciation. eel muck says the cars will increase in value instantly, all at the same moment, when they unlock the self driving taxi system.
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:there was a person in this very thread claiming that they don't ever need to replace the brakes on their tesla because the regenerative braking handles 100% of their vehicular stopping needs that was literally musk https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1078010341651492865
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:instant convertible is a nice touch lol completely missed this
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infernal machines posted:lifetime* brakes Probably true for both yours and *whomp* the car's. https://twitter.com/whistlerian1834/status/1081100581760974848
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im "gbs council dot com"
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:that was literally musk
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:oh wow, tesla/space x is going to make The Jump real jaunt
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FMguru posted:between this and CRIP EATIN BREAD outing himself as an asl player in the educational videos thread, im beginning to suspect that yospos is actually a seething hive of horrible old nerds hey im not that old
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El_Elegante posted:jaunt 
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qirex posted:I wonder if 10 years from now current teslas will even be around to be cheap junkers or will they just all be hazardous waste sequestered somewhere in the desert to occasionally explode harmlessly they’ll be the new daewoo by then except even more dangerous to drive
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Powershift posted:"driving outside the traditional lanes" is code for running into jersey barriers head on. sometimes the fire truck is parked slightly off the paved road. they cannot be allowed to escape so easily.
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:that was literally musk Well how long is the estimated life of a Telsa? 6 months before it wraps itself around a tree or firetruck? Or maybe the suspension will just fall out.
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Imagine replacing the once in a few years brake pad job with an annual disc resurfacing because your low-on-eau usage prevents adequate surface mating and results in grooves so deep you can play them on a turn table and hear Elon Musk singing "anotha one boites the daaaast"
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Combat Theory posted:Imagine replacing the once in a few years brake pad job with an annual disc resurfacing because your low-on-eau usage prevents adequate surface mating and results in grooves so deep you can play them on a turn table and hear Elon Musk singing "anotha one boites the daaaast" 'assa feecha not a bug
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:hey im not that old
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Ah yes pure profit on creating and maintaining a ride share app, why didn't someone think of that
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I’m the driver who voluntarily gives 90% of my income to my boss cause I picked that setting, ama
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My Linux Rig posted:I’m the driver who voluntarily gives 90% of my income to my boss cause I picked that setting, ama But what if you got 50% of whatever you give in TeslaCoin?
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if u don't give a high + patriotic enough percentage then elon might not let you taxi for them as much as you'd like tho, maybe even firing you from their ride"sharing" network app or lowering your OTA firmware update priority i'm thinking sort of like startups w/ "unlimited" vacation that's a trap, except actually voluntary
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