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Garfield is set in Muncie, IN and Jon Arbuckle comes from a farming family he occasionally visits and he brings Garfield and Odie with him.
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Garfield himself was born in an Italian restaurant.
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Jun 13, 2019 17:09
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BrigadierSensible posted:Footrot Flats rules! The movie was ACE, and they got John Clarke as a voice! Hell yeah this makes feminism look awesome.
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Jun 13, 2019 18:06
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He’s a cartoonist according to the first strip, but who knows what he got retconned into.
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Jun 13, 2019 22:31
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That reminds me I have to go and feed my parents' orange tabby tomorrow
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Jun 13, 2019 22:51
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Phlegmish posted:That reminds me I have to go and feed my parents' orange tabby tomorrow You should post a picture of him, and a Garfield comic
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Cartoon Man posted:He’s a cartoonist according to the first strip, but who knows what he got retconned into. I don't think he ever stopped being a cartoonist. It just quit getting mentioned somewhere along the way.
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Jun 14, 2019 01:31
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Jon Arbuckle's job is as relevant to the strip Garfield as my job is to my cat
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Jun 14, 2019 01:34
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I hope this works
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Skwirl posted:Jon Arbuckle's job is as relevant to the strip Garfield as my job is to my cat Tell me about that bitch Cathy, your cat telepathically transmits, staring unblinkingly at you. Go ahead and vent, that's why I'm here. "Cathy is not a bitch," you say with a sigh. You appreciate your cat's attempts to commiserate, but he was always a terrible misogynist. "She's still trying to bounce back from her miscarriage. And her husband left her." poo poo, that means she's single, your cat's mind vibrates to you. You could probably get a piece of that real easy. Why don't you sidle up and start licking the back of her head? Maybe latch your jaws around her neck? "I'm getting really tired of you, cat." You got tired of me years ago, your cat trills deep in your mind. That's why you held me down in a tub after I knocked over your lasagna. At first it was to get the sauce out of my fur. Then it was to get revenge for the claw-marks on your arm. Then it was because you liked seeing the bubbles escape my mouth. And then the bubbles stopped. "That didn't happen," you say, sweat running down your forehead. "God drat you, I'd never do such a thing. Never!" Your cat licks his paw and smooths back the fur on his head. The scars on your arm don't lie. That little bare mound of dirt in the backyard doesn't lie either. "Every loving night you do this," you hiss. You take a step toward the cat as he stares unblinking, unmoving. "You always, always antagonize me, and then you remind me of things that didn't happen. Why don't you loving leave me alone already?" You know I'd never leave you. Your cat's voice in your mind is like nails on a chalkboard, but unnaturally warped and rippling. You stumble. Christ, not the headache again. Not that god damned headache... The same headache you had when you invited Cathy over for drinks after work? When I suggested you take her to the backyard to see the moon? It's awfully quiet out there. And lonely, too. With that tall fence around, people never saw what happened. And now there's a larger mound next to mine, just as bare and forlorn. And nobody will ever find it, because you are just that lonely and uninteresting. You weren't even suspected. Rage flows through your veins, hot and red and viscous, and for a moment -- just a moment -- you feel alive. You feel real. You feel whole. You wrap trembling hands about the cat's neck and squeeze, and squeeze, and squeeze- Your eyes open, and you sit up with a sharp gasp. You run your hands through your hair and shake your head. Why do you keep having this dream? You take a drink from the open bottle of vodka on the table and shake your head as the dream -- the horrible, terrible, beautiful dream -- begins to dissolve like mist on a spring morning. You reach down and idly pet your cat's head as it comes up purring, and you heave yourself out of bed. Another day at work, another day of listening to Cathy whine about her loving miscarriage. But that's fine, because she's still pretty good-looking, and she obviously likes you, and she'd probably be up to hanging out for a drink or two. Maybe she'd even like to come out to look at the moon for a little while. You absentmindedly reach down to pet your cat at the thought, but you don't feel anything. Your cat's gone. That's strange. You take another drink. Popov takes like stale kerosene, but it makes the morning bearable. Time to get ready for another day of cartooning.
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Jun 14, 2019 02:20
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Screaming Idiot posted:Tell me about that bitch Cathy, your cat telepathically transmits, staring unblinkingly at you. Go ahead and vent, that's why I'm here. Yeah but how does nermal figure into this
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Jun 14, 2019 03:07
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Nermal leads the Abu Dhabi wing of ISIS, which was started by Tyler Durden.
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Jun 14, 2019 05:46
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I'm guessing that part's because Jim Davis himself grew up on a farm. Footrot Flats is cool and good, and The Dog is a good dog.
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Jun 14, 2019 06:04
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lmao i just got this 
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That's a goodie Screaming Idiot. E: Andrew Garfield was shot on a saturday but died September 19, 1881 which was a monday! By popular demand has a new favorite as of 10:09 on Jun 14, 2019 |
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Jun 14, 2019 10:02
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BrigadierSensible posted:Footrot Flats rules! The movie was ACE, and they got John Clarke as a voice! Awww. I didn't need to know that 
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Jun 14, 2019 13:56
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Krankenstyle posted:lmao i just got this Is there something more to get than "this comic would be better without anything in it"
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Jun 14, 2019 14:20
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Oh, it was just a joke on inverting Garfield Minus Garfield for a strip without Garfield, which amounts to the same thing in the end.
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Jun 14, 2019 15:19
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oh lol i thought jon and liz were under the table doing whatever he was implying in the one i posted hahha
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Jun 14, 2019 15:23
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The comic works on so many levels. You're a true artist Captain Hygiene
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Jun 14, 2019 15:45
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just brilliant, and erotic
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I laughed, I cried, I SHIDDED AND FARDED AND CAMED MY PANTS.
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Jim Davis is a really funny guy and a great writer, he's just indescribably lazy most of the time. And poo poo, good for him!
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Korgan posted:The comic works on so many levels. You're a true artist Captain Hygiene All interpretations of edited comic copyright (c) 2019 me
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Jun 14, 2019 16:51
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Dewgy posted:Jim Davis is a really funny guy and a great writer, he's just indescribably lazy most of the time. Garfield is a self-insert
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vyelkin posted:Garfield is a self-insert Well obviously he wouldn't make his self-insert drink hot dog jizz. Or so one hopes.
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Jun 14, 2019 16:55
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that semen was canonically at room temperature, and furthermore
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Dewgy posted:Jim Davis is a really funny guy and a great writer, he's just indescribably lazy most of the time. He has like 5 people working under him doing the comics now. None can tell the apocrypha from the authentic anymore. Sometime in the future it will be like when fans realized why some of the Donald duck comics were better than others: It was the good artist, Carl Barks. Except with all the cut & paste, identifying the funny Garfields comes up to word frequencies and timeframes (this one can't be by Author B because he was most likely on vacation at the time). At no point will the actual humor be considered. Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 17:29 on Jun 14, 2019 |
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Jun 14, 2019 17:27
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Garrand posted:I hope this works I enjoyed this
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Jun 14, 2019 17:39
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liquefy garfield. put it in a blue mug. let me drink the comics puree. i am the garfield sommelier. there's only one of me and i chug dog cum 24/7
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Krankenstyle posted:Sometime in the future it will be like when fans realized why some of the Donald duck comics were better than others: It was the good artist, Carl Barks.
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JazzmasterCurious posted:... or Don Rosa. Don Rosa did a good job but it was basically Carl Barks fanart.
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Jun 14, 2019 17:55
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The best Duck artist is still Romano Scarpa. Also the best writer.
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Jun 14, 2019 18:06
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never heard of this carl barks but it seems he's actually the dog mascot of communism
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World War Mammories posted:never heard of this carl barks but it seems he's actually the dog mascot of communism 
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Don Rosa is cool and hates Duck Tales.
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Jun 14, 2019 18:57
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Push El Burrito posted:Don Rosa is cool and hates Duck Tales. I don't understand.
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Beachcomber posted:I don't understand. no worry. nothing since 1960 under the any of the old marquees is worth anything at all, disney, warner, mgm, all of them. its all just corporate mouthwash unless you have Tex Avery in your crew that is! sadly youtube blocks it because of bullshit laws, so in this specific case i will break my promise not to link to dailymotion: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4830ti
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