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Elderbean posted:I love that this is clearly a Second Life avatar Elderbean posted:and that some sex pervert stuff is probably involved. Why repeat yourself?  Dear catte taxxe, today I learned that you should not search for "second life cat". trucutru fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Jun 14, 2019 |
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Gort posted:Nothing more fun than a bar with no drinkable booze. 
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Rugganovich posted:I really think the mods should jump onto this bullshit and stamp it out. LTI is ONLY for early backers.
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Kosumo posted:LTI is ONLY for fify
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monkeytek posted:fify gently caress; my bad, I am but a FUD spreading goon.
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monkeytek posted:Does this mean when you google "bears" from now on you might not get the 4 legged kind that hibernates during the winter? An unforeseen circumstance. Now I'm too scared to google 'bears'. What have I done!!!!!!!!
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Rugganovich posted:For all things holy, do not, I repeat DO NOT google Mike Rod. So I did this and got a bunch of people who look like they're from New Jersey, also fishing poles. Was it supposed to be penises?
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Rugganovich posted:For all things holy, do not, I repeat DO NOT google Mike Rod. I had to test too and...  ... like, not a single sexy bear!
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Turns out you need to google "Mike Rod Porn" if you want to see the fun stuff like mostly gay sex and penises.
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 e: god dammit they deleted lego chair cat  have these guys instead 
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I'm with PoisonTaco. The longer the flight times the more negativity it will have on release. This is good for Star Citizen. Actually 9gxa05s8fa8sh makes a good point. Backers are dreaming now about things to do in QT but has 9gxa05s8fa8sh says, go look at the roadmap and wonder when they are going to add stuff like that. Backers often say, "look, look, roadmap", while the roadmap clearly shows how much work still needs to be done and how much stuff is still missing from it before they have a releasable game. Not to mention of course how the roadmap constantly has items that slip.
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Female models working out well I see
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An examination of the well thought out ship balance The Ship On The Left: * Costs 250 dollars * 1 S4 gun * 6 S2 guns The Ship On The Right * Costs 195 dollars * 2 S4 guns * 4 S3 guns * Tiny profile * Faster at both in-flight speed and super-cruise speed ---- Why is the ship on the left 55 dollars more expensive when it's fatter, slower, and has worse guns? Well, you see, Star Citizen isn't actually about Paying 2 Win. It's about Paying 2 imagine Win. The one on the left is bigger, and scarier looking, and so marketing knows that players will imagine it being more powerful. They gave it an internal compartment. In Star Citizen valuation, that makes it substantially better because you can sit in the back and pretend to be spaceship space man. You will see Citizens go to the mat for this argument- it's longer range! It's a patrol fighter, you can sleep in the back! Also it gets a bigger shield because of course it does. Nevermind that it will lose every match up with the one on the right, which just has better firepower and turret placement- the one on the left is getting a total rework and a big new ship sale, while the guy on the right is barely ever mentioned. It's entirely about the look. Sarsapariller fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Jun 14, 2019 |
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Sarsapariller posted:Female models working out well I see It's part of a cross-promotion with Mortal Kombat.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/c0ei49/keanu_reeves_in_squadron_42/ They just can't stand that the world has passed by their little cult surrounding a failed crowdfunded space game from 2012.
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Sarsapariller posted:
Citizens do not seem too concerned though. Everything is normalized. The collective brain wash says SC Space Stations are the best, and therefore even if procedural stuff is now used instead of handcrafting those Stations are still the best. No biggie. The BDSSE footprint is so prevalent and has been bombarded so repeatedly into the backers psyche that even steaming poo poo will be received in awe.
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MedicineHut posted:Citizens do not seem too concerned though. Everything is normalized. The collective brain wash says SC Space Stations are the best, and therefore even if procedural stuff is now used instead of handcrafting those Stations are still the best. No biggie. The BDSSE footprint is so prevalent and has been bombarded so repeatedly into the backers psyche that even steaming poo poo will be received in awe. Just checked the reddit thread on it. Not a single negative word about proc gen stations. Its all good. And it is good! Its good to CIG accepting reality. Its just not what CIG promised to backers year after year.
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Agony Aunt posted:Backers often say, "look, look, roadmap", while the roadmap clearly shows how much work still needs to be done and how much stuff is still missing from it before they have a releasable game. Not to mention of course how the roadmap constantly has items that slip. But goon it's all on the road map!!! What the road map doesn't say is very telling.... Number of tasks to finish? Nope What are all the planned features? Nope What about just core feathers? Nope Estimated time to finish? Nope It's almost as if CI just poo poo out a list of things they want to gently caress around for the next couple of months, it's a completely arbitrary list so they can push half off into never land.. And even when it's marked off as done, that's just another fictional reference point... Because the next quarter will have a bunch of improvement tasks to hide the fact it was not done the first time. And gently caress me even after its been fixed with various improvement tasks that turns out to be only tier O ! Thats just perfect this way we can do a victory lap about progress, not get upset that the new feature is bland, broken, poo poo and buggy, and look forward to the next quarters Jesus patch. Yet poor citizens drool at very thouht of this new age of transparency, greatfull for the chance to scrape data back into spreadsheets, allowing them opertunity to get progresses propogda in a readable format. I'm convinced it exists only so citizens can sit in beerless bars, point to the roadmap and bang on about all the progress that has been made.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/c0bxp6/so_when_are_we_going_to_be_able_to_buy_space/ Ha... ha... ha... And where will all these space stations go? And what will you do when you own one? And most importantly, when will CIG actually start adding something like this, if ever? Years away at least.
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Sarsapariller posted:
I don't know why, but when i see a lot of the lower level devs on CIGs videos they always come across to me like Winston from 1984. EDIT: Also, all that mocap.... jeezus. They are really painting themselves into a corner with all this.
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Sarsapariller posted:An examination of the well thought out ship balance Duh! It's bigger so has more pixels. That's the driving factor in jpeg costs these days...
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Mu77ley posted:Duh! It's bigger so has more pixels. That's the driving factor in jpeg costs these days... Yeah its the cpp (cost per pixel) marketing strategy. Everyone knows this and they have been open and up front about this from day 1. FUDSTER
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Agony Aunt posted:I don't know why, but when i see a lot of the lower level devs on CIGs videos they always come across to me like Winston from 1984. The thing about that video is, they don't even seem to be trying any more. Hobo phones in the linking segments while simultaneously nodding and winking in a "we know it's all diagetic fidelity immersion bullshit but gently caress you whale nerds" way, the principle vehicle artist looks like Mark Abent's 19 year old kid brother, Bender is clearly just making it up as he goes along, and the global environmental lead looks like he failed the audition for Coldplay. Oh, and procedural space stations, huh? They said it could never be done!!!
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Jonny Shiloh posted:Double lol, what's with all this fancy cocktail mixing poo poo anyway? What's wrong with just walking into a space bar and ordering a space beer or a space whisky after a hard day's space working? In the grey-colored future of Star Citizen, the only way human labor has any value is if it provides entertainment -- otherwise, you'd just have a robot do it. So if you want to earn enough spacebucks to afford the right kind of outfit to get an interview to get a job mopping the decks of some whale's space yacht, you're going to need to start by mopping some space station decks with flair. Really get your hips into it, make it a show, or they'll just give your job to a roomba, and your career as a Star Citizen NPC who is indistinguishable from an actual player (or vice versa) will be over before it starts. And since taking advantage of all the rich gameplay opportunities available to someone who stays in one place forever will mean getting a prestigious job mixing drinks in grungy spaceport bars, the revolutionary never-been-done-before AI will of course prioritize watching and re-watching "Cocktail" on their mobiglasses until they learn how a even a simple glass of space whiskey can be served in no fewer than seven minutes using nothing more than two bottles, three glasses, a hula hoop, and two assistants.
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Trilobite posted:In the grey-colored future of Star Citizen, the only way human labor has any value is if it provides entertainment -- otherwise, you'd just have a robot do it. Don't forget the dry ice - there's always got to be dry ice. Anyway, I may be getting overly exercised about this, I don't know - is theatrical bartending a big deal in the US? Or would most upstanding American citizens be as horrified as I would be if they were to walk into a bar and be greeted by a barman who started lobbing bottles about and making the whole thing an "experience"?
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Jonny Shiloh posted:Don't forget the dry ice - there's always got to be dry ice. My entire experience with that kind of bartending is the early Tom Cruise movie Cocktail, so I'd probably back right out if I saw the bartender doing that. At the very least they probably would charge me more for the experience
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colonelwest posted:
 iron buns posted:One Star Citizen I'm not sure it's enough of a product to merit even a one star review
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Fidelitious posted:The comparison to buying a cup of coffee a day always makes me laugh too. It's not like those are the only options! I don't spend my money on Star Citizen and I also don't buy a cup of coffee every day because those are almost equally stupid things to do in my view. They are both a kind of addiction for many people, so in that sense it is a valid comparison.
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TheAgent posted:I mean the only reason they are doing this is because sq42 has a ton of bar scenes, just like every roberts game So... SQ42 won't be needing a half-decent flight model? 
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Jonny Shiloh posted:Don't forget the dry ice - there's always got to be dry ice. Nope. There's 2 main kinds of bartenders in the US - dive bars, where you expect and desire guff, begrudging service, and more upscale/trendy bars, where you expect them to be polite, attentive, and unobstrusive. You generally only see the flair poo poo at gimmicky tourist chain restaurants. If someone started doing that at any bar I've been to it'd probably cause a lot of people waiting to order to be very annoyed.
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Jonny Shiloh posted:Don't forget the dry ice - there's always got to be dry ice. Mixologists tend toward the more sedate as people eschew the drinking experience of both ‘Cocktail’ and ‘Coyote Ugly’. Yes, mixologists.
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Sarsapariller posted:
And yet they don't fix the one thing that really bugged me about SC's space ports... there's nowhere for the ships to get stored. All their talk of "fidelity" and yet the ships just vanish on the pad. ED figured this out gears ago...
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I am working on a effortpost concerning SQ42. In part inspired by this post from the Barkley 2 thread that I hope you will enjoy in the meantime:Bisse posted:Death Tower was commisioned randomly by Liam. It looks awesome and was meant for cool story and battles. However the arenas are absurdly small for any sort of combat so they are not usable as is for that. And the quests for it arent there yet. From what I understand there were other things in the game in much greater need of art and tiles.
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100% confirmed this morning that my 13 years at my current employer ends sept 1st maybe I'll get hired back on love pledge
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