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A client left me a sizeable cash tip and also a gift card for this giant restaurant conglomerate. The only chain within driving distance is the Olive Garden. I’m gonna get an app and an entree at the bar and try to eat my food without making eye contact with anyone. How many breadsticks should I eat? Soup or Salad? Please, everyone, I work hard and deserve a nice meal and some me time, how should I maximize my ‘Garden’ experience?
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Jun 14, 2019 23:22
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Eat the entire basket of bread sticks. Obviously.
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Jun 14, 2019 23:23
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Get a friend and split the meal, weirdo
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Jun 14, 2019 23:23
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The soup, salad and breadsticks are the best part of the experience so go nuts on them.
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Jun 14, 2019 23:23
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All the 'sticks
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Jun 14, 2019 23:23
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Paranoid Peanut posted:Get a friend and split the meal, weirdo
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Jun 14, 2019 23:23
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You're there with family, friend
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Jun 14, 2019 23:25
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do'nt worry OP im coming
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Jun 14, 2019 23:26
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Show up at 11am, soon as they open. Get the unlimited soup/salad/breadsticks. Stay there the entire day, until close, constantly eating. Bring a book.
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Jun 14, 2019 23:34
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Jun 14, 2019 23:35
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Super Waffle posted:Show up at 11am, soon as they open. Get the unlimited soup/salad/breadsticks. Stay there the entire day, until close, constantly eating. Bring a book. But if you do this be responsible about it and leave a huge tip for your server/servers.
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Jun 14, 2019 23:38
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My friends were hanging out all week, that’s why I need me time. Gonna do steak Gorgonzola Alfredo because that sounds inauthentically Italian.
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Jun 14, 2019 23:41
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:But if you do this be responsible about it and leave a huge tip for your server/servers. Only if theyre good. If they keep you waiting, say Olive Garden backwards 4 times and their teeth will fall out
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Jun 14, 2019 23:42
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Bust Rodd posted:A client left me a sizeable cash tip and also a gift card for this giant restaurant conglomerate. The only chain within driving distance is the Olive Garden. You got paid cash by a john and now you're going to go eat alone at Olive Garden? Cap this bad boy off with a roll on over to the discount movie theater and you can make it a hell of a Friday
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Jun 14, 2019 23:43
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Find another random person and make intense eye contact with them the entire time you're eating.
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Jun 14, 2019 23:44
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Bust Rodd posted:My friends were hanging out all week, that’s why I need me time. Gonna do steak Gorgonzola Alfredo because that sounds inauthentically Italian. I'm sorry my Canadian girlfriend was telling me something and I missed this. What?
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Jun 14, 2019 23:45
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Big Beef City posted:I'm sorry my Canadian girlfriend was telling me something and I missed this. What? She lives in a different multiverse you see
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Jun 14, 2019 23:46
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gently caress eating there. Just go there, hand the person at the front your gift card, and max it out on bread stick than go home and shove all the stick down your throat hole.
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Jun 14, 2019 23:51
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Use it to buy drinks for strangers then go up to them and yell things like "al dente!" and "fettuccine!" in your most comical italian accent
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Jun 14, 2019 23:54
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Missing out on those Applebees Mozzeralla sticks app type function.
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Jun 14, 2019 23:54
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sweet thursday posted:Only if theyre good. If they keep you waiting, say Olive Garden backwards 4 times and their teeth will fall out Ned rag evil o! Ned rag evil o! Ned rag evil o! Ned rag evil o! My apologies to any now toothless Olive Garden employees browsing the forums.
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Jun 14, 2019 23:57
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Rad-daddio posted:Find another random person and make intense eye contact with them the entire time you're eating. This guy gets it. I’m gonna tip 20% minimum because waiting tables sucks poo poo and because it’s the right thing to do.
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Jun 15, 2019 00:00
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Why the hell would you want to eat at the bar if avoiding people is your goal?
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Jun 15, 2019 00:00
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hayden. posted:Use it to buy drinks for strangers then go up to them and yell things like "al dente!" and "fettuccine!" in your most comical italian accent Go to a costume store. Get a Mario Bros set. Dress as Luigi. Tell people you no see-a you brother for a long time, but he love the Italian food, so maybe you-a waita here fora leetle beet. Maybe you have a glassa vino anda you wait. Wherea could he be, ay? Hangin arounda them pipes anda takin them mushrooms all day... And just get progressively louder, weirder and grosser as you get drunker and load up on bread sticks 'just like mama used to make'
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Jun 15, 2019 00:01
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Dark times at Olive Garden. 
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Jun 15, 2019 00:03
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we have a place called The Old Spaghetti Factory here and im kinda craving some cheap lovely pasta and some really vinegary salad dressing on ice berg lettuce (and bread and garlic butter) and SPUMONI ICE CREAM!!! 
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Jun 15, 2019 00:04
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Eating by yourself at a restaurant is sick cuz you can spend all the money on yourself and just go hyphy. I used to hit up this fancy butcher/restaurant after tattoo sessions and just go to town on a big honking dry aged rib eye after savoring some beef tartare and a WHOLE drat bottle of Cabernet to myself.
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Jun 15, 2019 00:05
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numberoneposter posted:we have a place called The Old Spaghetti Factory here and im kinda craving some cheap lovely pasta and some really vinegary salad dressing on ice berg lettuce (and bread and garlic butter) and SPUMONI ICE CREAM!!! I always wonder if the spaghetti is old or the factory is old, or if it used to be a spaghetti factory and now it’s something else. So many questions... 
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Jun 15, 2019 00:07
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What do you plan on wearing? Seems like discussing attire for such a fancy meal seems appropriate.
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Jun 15, 2019 00:10
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Hell Stink posted:What do you plan on wearing? Seems like discussing attire for such a fancy meal seems appropriate. Full tux.
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Jun 15, 2019 00:12
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numberoneposter posted:we have a place called The Old Spaghetti Factory here and im kinda craving some cheap lovely pasta and some really vinegary salad dressing on ice berg lettuce (and bread and garlic butter) and SPUMONI ICE CREAM!!! Old Spaghetti spumoni 
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Jun 15, 2019 00:13
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Hell Stink posted:What do you plan on wearing? Seems like discussing attire for such a fancy meal seems appropriate.  
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Jun 15, 2019 00:14
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THEY GOT UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS OP! SOUP N' SALAD! 
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Jun 15, 2019 00:16
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I tried buying a pizza scented tshirt but the fuckers wouldn't ship it to canada
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Jun 15, 2019 00:16
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sell the card at a loss so you can have cash for real things
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Jun 15, 2019 00:16
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I tried buying a pizza scented tshirt but the fuckers wouldn't ship it to canada For $5 less than whatever the shirt cost you I'll teach you how to make your own. PM me.
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Jun 15, 2019 00:19
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numberoneposter posted:we have a place called The Old Spaghetti Factory here and im kinda craving some cheap lovely pasta and some really vinegary salad dressing on ice berg lettuce (and bread and garlic butter) and SPUMONI ICE CREAM!!! Looked up pics of the food and it’s impressively bland looking but humongous servings. Like stouffers frozen quality lasagna but served in concrete brick proportions, makes Olive Garden look like some bougie poo poo
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Jun 15, 2019 00:20
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RobattoJesus posted:Ned rag evil o! You did it.. you went and did it
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Jun 15, 2019 00:20
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Black cargo shorts, sandals, tank top, hoodie. I look like the frontman from counting crows. We’re a southern beach town so this is what everyone wears all the time regardless of the occasion.
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Jun 15, 2019 00:20
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I tried buying a pizza scented tshirt but the fuckers wouldn't ship it to canada All of my clothes smell like pizza, well, some of them smell like rear end too.
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