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Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/totallyallen/status/1141045997381906432?s=21

Ouch.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/jamieloftusHELP/status/1141458249587126273?s=19

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

A weird fact about Fox is that Mickey Rourke called her the most talented young actress he'd ever worked with. So I'm looking forward to Fox popping up in some prestige HBO show or something in a few years, knocking it out of the park, and everyone going 'holy poo poo, who knew she was this good?'

Mickey Rourke knew.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

LOL at “The Great Maxby”

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Snowman_McK posted:

A weird fact about Fox is that Mickey Rourke called her the most talented young actress he'd ever worked with. So I'm looking forward to Fox popping up in some prestige HBO show or something in a few years, knocking it out of the park, and everyone going 'holy poo poo, who knew she was this good?'

Mickey Rourke knew.

The movie they were in together has 3% on Rotten Tomatoes.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Skwirl posted:

The movie they were in together has 3% on Rotten Tomatoes.

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/marvels_the_avengers

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

Yes the good movie got a good score. Owned I guess?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

DeimosRising posted:

Enjoying it too much O_0

Maybe someone needs to check if Landis doesn't have body parts in his basement because Jesus Christ, that's some hateful issues with women.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



That's an old joke that I've seen on these forums a shitload of times

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

Len posted:

That's an old joke that I've seen on these forums a shitload of times

I mean, I think that same joke is made literally every time someone mentions Max Landis.

On that note, I dug out my copy of OUTRAGEOUS CONDUCT again and it's pretty easy to see why that book got mysteriously buried since release. Like, from the off that segment was a disaster waiting to happen. They lied to the parents of the kids, not just about the hours and the nature of the shoot (And the safety of it) but they also fired live loving shotgun rounds at the actors because Landis wanted to see holes in the Banana plants (Morrow has to jump out of the way when the guns start firing and they hit the Banana plants above him. In reality, a stuntman was off camera and had to pull Morrow out of the way at the right time so that he wouldn't loving die). Even before the accident, there's a long litany of things that should've got the people involved in jail.

And the blame doesn't just start and end with Landis, there were a ton of people who could and should've called out what they knew was dangerous but they all just assumed it would be fine. Geroge Folsey Jr admitted that they'll get a slap on the wrist for hiring the kids without permits, but if they knew they were planning to use live explosives then they'd probably throw him in jail. And it's not like this poo poo was decided on a whim, plenty of it was from before production even started.

At the time of the trial, both Coppola and Lucas signed a letter in support of Landis while Spielberg, James L Brooks and Brian De Palma all refused to do it. Brooks and De Palma outright said that Landis was criminally negligent for what he did. Oh, and Frank Marshall was on set but ran the gently caress out of there when the accident happened.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Tarantino probably would have signed off if he was around

that uncompromosing auteuring is totally his style

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Didn't Tarantino about-face on Woody Allen?

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Didn't Tarantino about-face on Woody Allen?

I think Woody Allen's a different case than John Landis. I mean Tarantino himself has a history of questionable conduct on set, like strangling an actor himself "because Christoph Waltz would've held back" and almost killing Uma Thurman in a driving stunt. John Landis almost killing (and actually killing) people for a movie seems like something Tarantino might've gotten behind at the time.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Didn't Tarantino about-face on Woody Allen?

He did on Polanski. Samantha Geimer said that he called her personally to apologise about what he had said and admitted he was an idiot. I don't think he's spoken about Woody Allen.

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

NXIVM leader Keith Raniere found guilty of all counts in sex cult trial
https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/19/us/nxivm-trial-keith-raniere-jury/index.html

Tony Robbins Has Been Accused Of Groping More Women And Mistreating Vulnerable Followers
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/janebradley/tony-robbins-accused-of-groping-women-mistreating-followers

R. Kelly accuser will detail alleged sex abuse in court after singer loses lawsuit
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/r-kelly-accuser-will-detail-alleged-sex-abuse-in-court-after-singer-loses-lawsuit-204218729.html

Denise Richards Welcomed Charlie Sheen’s Hooker To Thanksgiving Dinner Like a True Queen
https://decider.com/2019/05/22/denise-richards-charlie-sheen-hooker-thanksgiving/

Zogo fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Jun 20, 2019

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Alan Smithee posted:

Tarantino probably would have signed off if he was around

that uncompromosing auteuring is totally his style

Tarantino worships Brian De Palma so maybe not.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Alan Smithee posted:

Tarantino probably would have signed off if he was around

that uncompromosing auteuring is totally his style

I mean yeah, he almost killed Uma Thurman having her drive a car she had no business driving. He’s lucky he didn’t kill her then.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Zogo posted:

Denise Richards Welcomed Charlie Sheen’s Hooker To Thanksgiving Dinner Like a True Queen
https://decider.com/2019/05/22/denise-richards-charlie-sheen-hooker-thanksgiving/

quote:

Denise let out a large sigh and said, “I’ll set a loving plate.”

:lol:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

If only she could channel that emotion into her acting.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

DrVenkman posted:

He did on Polanski. Samantha Geimer said that he called her personally to apologise about what he had said and admitted he was an idiot. I don't think he's spoken about Woody Allen.

Polanksi is who I should have said, right.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

DrVenkman posted:

I mean, I think that same joke is made literally every time someone mentions Max Landis.

On that note, I dug out my copy of OUTRAGEOUS CONDUCT again and it's pretty easy to see why that book got mysteriously buried since release. Like, from the off that segment was a disaster waiting to happen. They lied to the parents of the kids, not just about the hours and the nature of the shoot (And the safety of it) but they also fired live loving shotgun rounds at the actors because Landis wanted to see holes in the Banana plants (Morrow has to jump out of the way when the guns start firing and they hit the Banana plants above him. In reality, a stuntman was off camera and had to pull Morrow out of the way at the right time so that he wouldn't loving die). Even before the accident, there's a long litany of things that should've got the people involved in jail.

And the blame doesn't just start and end with Landis, there were a ton of people who could and should've called out what they knew was dangerous but they all just assumed it would be fine. Geroge Folsey Jr admitted that they'll get a slap on the wrist for hiring the kids without permits, but if they knew they were planning to use live explosives then they'd probably throw him in jail. And it's not like this poo poo was decided on a whim, plenty of it was from before production even started.

At the time of the trial, both Coppola and Lucas signed a letter in support of Landis while Spielberg, James L Brooks and Brian De Palma all refused to do it. Brooks and De Palma outright said that Landis was criminally negligent for what he did. Oh, and Frank Marshall was on set but ran the gently caress out of there when the accident happened.

Any idea where to find a copy of Outrageous Conduct? The prices on Amazon are astronomical and there doesn’t seem to be any electronic copies

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

https://twitter.com/thehaleywebb/status/1141748866837929990?s=21

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Kevin Sorbo becoming a Christian Chud is one of those “what” turn of events but the word “compensating” always explains it when it comes to alpha bros going trad

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Alan Smithee posted:

Kevin Sorbo becoming a Christian Chud is one of those “what” turn of events but the word “compensating” always explains it when it comes to alpha bros going trad

I'm pretty sure she's referring to this movie which was released a year after God's Not Dead (though sometimes lovely movies no one cares about languish on shelf for awhile before being released, so it might have been filmed earlier).

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Skwirl posted:

I'm pretty sure she's referring to this movie which was released a year after God's Not Dead (though sometimes lovely movies no one cares about languish on shelf for awhile before being released, so it might have been filmed earlier).

Still I imagine he’s always had a casting couch in his trailer even during Hercules

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Alan Smithee posted:

Still I imagine he’s always had a casting couch in his trailer even during Hercules

Oh definitely, I was just saying he probably brought it with him to the shooting of Joseph and Mary.

Oh gently caress, I looked it up and he plays Joseph and the actress playing Mary is the same age as Haley Webb.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Alan Smithee posted:

Kevin Sorbo becoming a Christian Chud is one of those “what” turn of events but the word “compensating” always explains it when it comes to alpha bros going trad

Didn't Sorbo go Chud after something happened to his brain though? (either multiple strokes or car accident, can't recall). Not that makes it any better though.

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

AceOfFlames posted:

Didn't Sorbo go Chud after something happened to his brain though? (either multiple strokes or car accident, can't recall). Not that makes it any better though.

Stroke due to a chiropractor.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
I could have sworn that was Dean Cain.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

END ME SCOOB posted:

Stroke due to a chiropractor.

jesus...that's a thing?

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
Dean Cain publicly boasted that he would have punched a child who threw an egg at a nazi in Australia. I mocked him for being the 4th billed star of 'Andy the Talking Hedgehog'

That's my Dean Cain story, thank you for listening

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Alan Smithee posted:

jesus...that's a thing?

I've never been to a chiropractor but it's my understanding that it's basically a coin flip as to whether you receive care from a licensed professional who understands their limits or a snake-oil salesman who wants to try and cure cancer by twisting your bones.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Criminal Minded posted:

I've never been to a chiropractor but it's my understanding that it's basically a coin flip as to whether you receive care from a licensed professional who understands their limits or a snake-oil salesman who wants to try and cure cancer by twisting your bones.

Or you get Dr Group who will twist your bones and see you infowar products

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
I worked with someone whose cousin was paralyzed by her chiropractor. Don't gently caress with yer bones.

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

Criminal Minded posted:

I've never been to a chiropractor but it's my understanding that it's basically a coin flip as to whether you receive care from a licensed professional who understands their limits or a snake-oil salesman who wants to try and cure cancer by twisting your bones.

It's not really a discipline with defined procedures is the issue. A good one is going to be something like a sports medicine specialist, a bad one could be loving anything and is probably loving with your neck and/or spine. Basically just consider a good rule of thumb "find a masseuse instead".

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

Nckdictator posted:

Any idea where to find a copy of Outrageous Conduct? The prices on Amazon are astronomical and there doesn’t seem to be any electronic copies

From what I saw on Twitter, there's a PDF out there of it. Otherwise visit your local library, they should be able to source it.

Easier to get a hold of is SPECIAL EFFECTS, which is also pretty good and had the misfortune of coming out about 4 months after OC.

Catfishenfuego
Oct 21, 2008

Moist With Indignation

Alan Smithee posted:

jesus...that's a thing?

Chiropractors are basically snake oil salesmen if the oil contained snake venom sometimes as well. Even the 'good ones' should be avoided in favour of an actual physiotherapist.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Alan Smithee posted:

jesus...that's a thing?

Some chiros do "cervical adjustment" (the neck, you perv) which is a great way to put stress on your brain-artery, with predictable results.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
It's wild, they're like lion tamers with a whip and a chair fighting the normal human spine

https://www.thejoint.com/california/long-beach/long-beach-31029/taking-your-baby-to-the-chiropractor-one-moms-expe

https://www.smh.com.au/healthcare/call-for-age-limit-after-chiropractor-breaks-babys-neck-20130928-2ul6e.html

The Peccadillo fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Jun 21, 2019

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Yeah the thing about chiropractors is it sounds like a scientific discipline but isn't.

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