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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


No, Glove? No love.

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

T-man posted:

I agree, the dollar store sells excellent products.
Put it in the burn book, Regina.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Harry Potter isn't a muggle and if he was a muggalo he'd have no need for the wands and quite frankly wouldn't even know he was considered a muggle. A kid raised in a cupboard by his abusive uncle and cousin would definitely become a juggalo though.

Anyway I give it top marks for an ICP tattoo because they just hosed up everything which is 100% on brand.

Manky Tungeon
Jun 11, 2018

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

That's funny and cool but not "rest of your life" funny and cool.

But yeah, gently caress the USMC.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Way to gently caress the army by talking smack about the marines?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

AlbieQuirky posted:

Way to gently caress the army by talking smack about the marines?

tacky tattoo photographed near open toilet guy isn't what you'd call a thorough thinker

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Imagine getting married with that on your arm. Holding your first child. Interviewing for a big promotion. Explaining to your grandchild what "bottoming" and "Taco Bell" are.

Best case scenario is just diving headlong into being covered with tattoos, all just as stupid, and make it his brand.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

AlbieQuirky posted:

Way to gently caress the army by talking smack about the marines?

I'm sure the poster only hates the USMC and is enthusiastic about all the other branches of the military.

Military = army

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

steinrokkan posted:

I'm sure the poster only hates the USMC and is enthusiastic about all the other branches of the military.

Military = army

Not actually true in common US usage.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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That’s why I call it the militarmy

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Can someone elaborate lengthily about the difference between clip and magazine now please

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



I got u fam





They are actually quite different

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

AlbieQuirky posted:

Not actually true in common US usage.

nobody cares about your murder team's dumb distinctions, bootsalt semper wifi

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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FUn fact: military is derived from militia

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

oldpainless posted:

That’s why I call it the militarmy

More like oldbranchless

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





ugh god don't leave your toilets open

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
The other hand tattoo? "Semper Paratus"

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


snoo posted:

ugh god don't leave your toilets open

You know they microwave their poptarts.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

snoo posted:

ugh god don't leave your toilets open

I bet you make your bed just to gently caress it up again, too

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Wheres the lie

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

LawfulWaffle posted:

Imagine getting married with that on your arm. Holding your first child. Interviewing for a big promotion. Explaining to your grandchild what "bottoming" and "Taco Bell" are.

Best case scenario is just diving headlong into being covered with tattoos, all just as stupid, and make it his brand.

There are some context cues here that make me think explaining it to his child won't be an issue

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Heath posted:

There are some context cues here that make me think explaining it to his child won't be an issue

Oh wow bigot much? Adoption is always an option.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

LingcodKilla posted:

Oh wow bigot much? Adoption is always an option.

if I learned anything from Raising Arizona, it's that cooking crawdads is just like making popcorn, and getting permission to adopt a child is pretty hard

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Heath posted:

There are some context cues here that make me think explaining it to his child won't be an issue

spicy take there buddy

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Heath posted:

There are some context cues here that make me think explaining it to his child won't be an issue

It's a shame your dad was a coward the night you were conceived.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

nobody is gonna want to raise kids with that gross weeb

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Heath posted:

There are some context cues here that make me think explaining it to his child won't be an issue

is it the 1000yr old demon tattoo next to the taco bell bottoming tattoo?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Volceltaire/status/1142192744502136832?s=19

Edit:
https://twitter.com/very___cool/status/1142193722953613312?s=19

MizPiz has a new favorite as of 00:06 on Jun 22, 2019

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
The Berder makes America Great

AveMachina
Aug 30, 2008

God knows what COVIDs you people have




Jesus Christ

A land untouched by modern dentistry

Gokuweed420
Feb 1, 2019

by FactsAreUseless

The real AUG is that its from 2015 and morons like the op and the guy in the tweet are somehow making it about Trump because they have no idea what they're talking about. TDS is real

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
it's both possible for that to be an old picture and for beto to have the self-awareness of a sponge. certainly seems to be the case so far

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



snoo posted:

ugh god don't leave your toilets open

close the lid when you flush to prevent the spread of bacteria

open the lid when flushing is done because you never know when you will have sudden explosive diarrhea and seconds matter

Lazlo Nibble
Jan 9, 2004

It was Weasleby, by God! At last I had the miserable blighter precisely where I wanted him!
The Monitor, McAllen TX, 10 Aug 2015:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Lazlo Nibble posted:

The Monitor, McAllen TX, 10 Aug 2015:



Great, except for the fact it accidentally agrees with him.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Picnic Princess posted:

Great, except for the fact it "accidentally" agrees with him.

:airquote:

Ratzap
Jun 9, 2012

Let no pie go wasted
Soiled Meat

Jr. posted:

Jesus Christ

A land untouched by modern dentistry

Teeth? That's your take away from the man so far down "Uncanny Valley" that robots squirm in his presence?

Some Gove being just another human person honest:

https://metro.co.uk/2016/07/02/meanwhile-heres-michael-gove-drinking-water-5980588/

Gove flapping his manipulator flippers imitating 'applause'

https://i.imgur.com/5GIyWp4.mp4

Search google, he makes repilians wearing fresh skin look good.

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

Ratzap posted:

Teeth? That's your take away from the man so far down "Uncanny Valley" that robots squirm in his presence?

His teeth are pretty yellow and crooked (Americans always mean our celebrities have ugly teeth when they say we have bad teeth, since they have a 92% rate of tooth decay compared to our 28%, but unlike us they don't allow people with ugly teeth to become famous). I had to scour google images pretty hard to find that out though, because he just gurns in every photo and you can't see them. I'm not convinced he bothers to put them in for most of his public appearances. Putting the skin on must take long enough

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Weldon Pemberton posted:

His teeth are pretty yellow and crooked (Americans always mean our celebrities have ugly teeth when they say we have bad teeth, since they have a 92% rate of tooth decay compared to our 28%, but unlike us they don't allow people with ugly teeth to become famous). I had to scour google images pretty hard to find that out though, because he just gurns in every photo and you can't see them. I'm not convinced he bothers to put them in for most of his public appearances. Putting the skin on must take long enough

Americans are obsessed with form over function you say!?!?

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