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PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

MrUnderbridge posted:

Yeah, you do you, man. Never let The Man order you around!

Don't kinkshame!

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CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
how in the hell is that supposed to be a thumb

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Yeah, the fact that the fingertips appear to be stylized dicks, I'd say that person is in denial atbest

Frazzbo
Feb 2, 2006

Thistle dubh

"That's a penis uvula"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Read Snigfut
Feb 19, 2013

Mostly harmless.

CzarChasm posted:

Yeah, the fact that the fingertips appear to be stylized dicks, I'd say that person is in denial atbest

Fingertip bones just kinda look like that.





CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Get a load of dickfingers over here

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I recommend learning more via the excellent medical documentary Edward Penishands

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/1140260876743786503

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
'Someone'.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Paladinus posted:

'Someone'.

What do you prefer to go by?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Milo and POTUS posted:

What do you prefer to go by?

I prefer to go by that tree :pervert:

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Paladinus posted:

'Someone'.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


https://twitter.com/GoodSlides/status/977923141954691072

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
idgi

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


It's a white woman's rear end.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001


IDGI

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mammal Sauce posted:

It's a white woman's rear end.

Huh. I am unimpressed

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Milo and POTUS posted:

Huh. I am unimpressed
It's a scale trick. That's actually a thumb and forefinger, and the ball is tiny. They push it against the wall with the back of their hand to create the illusion.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

FactsAreUseless posted:

It's a scale trick. That's actually a thumb and forefinger, and the ball is tiny. They push it against the wall with the back of their hand to create the illusion.

The track was wet.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


So that's what they mean by "hung like a horse"

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



MrUnderbridge posted:

So that's what they mean by "hung like a horse"

Read this to the tune of head like a hole

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

FactsAreUseless posted:

It's a scale trick. That's actually a thumb and forefinger, and the ball is tiny. They push it against the wall with the back of their hand to create the illusion.

No I meant the rear end

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

stuxracer
May 4, 2006

Of course a pitbull murderdog bit someone’s penis off.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

That's a bulldog.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

RoboRodent posted:

That's a bull dick

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
Lorena Bobbit's dog

[/extremely dated reference]

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Dagen H posted:

Lorena Bobbit's dog

[/extremely dated reference]

If Lorena Bobbitt kept a dog, she wouldn't be barking herself.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Jedit posted:

If Lorena Bobbitt kept a dog, she wouldn't be barking herself.

:dadjoke:

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
For my school project, I shall build the Taj Mahal out of clay.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Master Twig posted:

For my school project, I shall build the Taj Mahal out of clay.



Touch your what?

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oh, you touch my TajMahal
Mmm, my ding ding dong

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
fit for a queen

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts
Todger Mahal

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

There was a pregnant pause when I looked at this.

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Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Platystemon posted:

There was a pregnant pause when I looked at this.

Looks worse when thumbnailed.

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