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Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

Chitin posted:

words from a brand

no thanks

https://twitter.com/BrandsSayingBae/status/1112803397558779905

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Belugas can also flex their melons to focus the sound waves while most cetaceans can't. They're talented!

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

Belugas can also flex their melons to focus the sound waves while most cetaceans can't. They're talented!

weird flex, but okay

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/SamShotFirst/status/1143714745658355712?s=19

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Yeah gonna need an explanation on that one.

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





It's Timothy Olyphant. I think Olyphants are the middle Earth equivalent of elephants. Not sure.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Untrustable posted:

It's Timothy Olyphant. I think Olyphants are the middle Earth equivalent of elephants. Not sure.

Oliphant is Afrikaans for elephant.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/KevinMKruse/status/1018622970670075904

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/DevonESawa/status/1143704137336365057?s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/hellenkeniford/status/1143860195581464578?s=19

Katt
Nov 14, 2017


I blame Law & Order and CSI for part of this cop love culture we suffer today. They gave unrealistic expectations of cops being professional and unbiased. Like CSI never shows the part where the prosecutor shows up at the office and goes "this guy did it. Find the evidence to prove it"

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Katt posted:

I blame Law & Order and CSI for part of this cop love culture we suffer today. They gave unrealistic expectations of cops being professional and unbiased. Like CSI never shows the part where the prosecutor shows up at the office and goes "this guy did it. Find the evidence to prove it"

That's nothing new, films and shows were doing it long before those shows.

Except for the 70s, when crime was so rampant in major urban centers that people were getting ticked off at the uselessness of the cops that anti-cop films or films showing cops as scuzzy and corrupt saw a huge uptick, not to mention hordes of vigilante films.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/DarthHockey/status/1144003561426173952

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/erinmherrmann/status/1143752585397932032?s=19

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/ssavannahkramer/status/1143574072284078082?s=21

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Holy moly this is amazing.

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Katt posted:

I blame Law & Order and CSI for part of this cop love culture we suffer today. They gave unrealistic expectations of cops being professional and unbiased. Like CSI never shows the part where the prosecutor shows up at the office and goes "this guy did it. Find the evidence to prove it"

The Night Of on HBO is fantastic for this, if you haven’t seen it.

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.

Yes, it's the entire song, since 24 Dec 2018

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

VideoGames posted:

Holy moly this is amazing.
Megan Amram's Commitment to the Bit pales in comparison.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

TheMaskedUgly posted:

Yes, it's the entire song, since 24 Dec 2018

Outstanding. I figured it was just going to be the opening lines but I scrolled down and it just kept going.

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
There's a nice little all-star gif at the end (beginning?) too to cap it off

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Megan Amram's Commitment to the Bit pales in comparison.

Yeah it's the reason I can't follow her

https://twitter.com/AsteadWesley/status/1144199525759889409

https://twitter.com/ebruenig/status/1144235762524835842

zoux has a new favorite as of 14:35 on Jun 27, 2019

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

wizzardstaff posted:

Outstanding. I figured it was just going to be the opening lines but I scrolled down and it just kept going.

The tweets started coming and they didn't stop coming, you mean.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

I'm trying to get an entry level IT job and recently got someone to actually get back to me. First, I got an email with a few questions to answe, one of which was what salary range I wanted. I looked for what kind of starting salary that kind of position offers, and got this. My dad said he thought I understood myself, using the starting salary for just-out-of-high school lab techs at the hospital where he works. Later, I got a phone interview, and learned that they would have me start at just about minimum wage, which here is a whole $5/hr less than what I asked for :smithicide:

Dr Christmas has a new favorite as of 14:58 on Jun 27, 2019

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

VideoGames posted:

Holy moly this is amazing.

Jesus, she did it backwards too

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

https://twitter.com/petercoffeepots/status/1144081394005696513?s=20

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/mikeschiffer/status/1144058285991092225?s=21

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/jimmfelton/status/1144340785246146561?s=21

https://twitter.com/bitchitshan/status/1144254573143625728?s=21

https://twitter.com/gen_ironicus/status/1144249891461488643?s=21

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Mouse Dresser posted:

It feels like a firm jello. Wiggly but not mushy.

You can pet them at Marineland in Ontario, Canada :unsmith:

Okay whoa now there's a place you can hang out with these critters? And they're okay with it? Holy poo poo. And here I was all excited about petting stingrays.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Scathach posted:

Okay whoa now there's a place you can hang out with these critters? And they're okay with it? Holy poo poo. And here I was all excited about petting stingrays.

Not for long. Canada just banned captive non-rescue cetaceans last week.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Picnic Princess posted:

Not for long. Canada just banned captive non-rescue cetaceans last week.

Sweet! Good. Although I wonder how bad that's going to destroy conservation efforts?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Scathach posted:

Sweet! Good. Although I wonder how bad that's going to destroy conservation efforts?

There aren't any captive breeding programs for whales, so either not at all or slightly improve it because there's less incentive to kidnap whales from the wild.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Scathach posted:

Sweet! Good. Although I wonder how bad that's going to destroy conservation efforts?

Apparently rescues can still be rehabilitated in captivity, which I hope so because otherwise injured and stranded animals will be just left to die and that sucks a lot. Revenue loss affects the ability to do any of this work too because conservation etc isn't cheap. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



This is beautiful.

https://twitter.com/lauraolin/status/1144356098062897152

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Apple flavor-ade drinkers will tell you that putting it on the bottom was the only way to preserve the smooth perfect curves of the design

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

What is that?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Skwirl posted:

What is that?

Wireless mouse with the charging port requiring you to render it inoperable while you charge it

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
has anybody said Jony Ive Aces yet

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

I told myself I wasn't going to get sucked back into politics Twitter, but ...

https://twitter.com/gilbertjasono/status/1144441632378576901

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Memento posted:

Wireless mouse with the charging port requiring you to render it inoperable while you charge it

gently caress lol

Although every wireless mouse I've used had batteries you could replace.

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