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Colostomy Bag posted:Somehow the joke will buff out. Want to make a prop bet on it?
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What an improper proposition! What would propel you to propose that?
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Jun 23, 2019 22:40
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Icon Of Sin posted:What an improper proposition! What would propel you to propose that? 
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Jun 23, 2019 23:44
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I've had enough of you prop comics.
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Jun 24, 2019 05:56
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Uh, uh, JET! Damnit, Paul.
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Jun 24, 2019 11:45
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https://i.imgur.com/npG0Kty.mp4 Tesla's foray into farm equipment seems to be going well.
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Jun 26, 2019 05:26
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Amazon drone delivery program gone haywire, someone accidentally typed fire instead of free.
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Jun 27, 2019 02:44
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TrueChaos posted:Amazon drone delivery program gone haywire, someone accidentally typed fire instead of free. whatever drugs you're on son, you might want to slow down, but also can I have some?
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Jun 27, 2019 03:00
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Powershift posted:He says it still moves under it's own power. Not surprised. That generation of Mazda B-series was bulletproof, save for overheating issues. Teeny tiny radiator and heads that would warp if it got the slightest bit hot. Simplest thing I've ever worked on.
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Jun 27, 2019 05:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfB7YWZ5j6E&t=215s
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Jun 27, 2019 08:59
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Thank god that dog was ok
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Jun 27, 2019 09:09
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Imagine being that stupid and still posting the video
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Jun 27, 2019 12:24
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:Imagine being that stupid and still posting the video It'll be good for a lot of views.
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Jun 27, 2019 13:50
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Guess I'll just stare off into space instead of looking at what the gently caress I'm doing.
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Jun 27, 2019 14:36
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That sill is almost as hosed up as homeboy's hair.
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Jun 27, 2019 14:45
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What the hell was he lifting off of? The only pinch welds I've seen that do that are 15+ year old Chrysler minivans. But his lifting methods seem pretty questionable to start with. Edit: watched more before/after. Dude should not be trusted with a floor jack. Edit2: Just how many hockey pucks did he have stacked on the jack? I saw 2, and something else that fell off when the crunching happened. Lifting sideways with the rear end end on ramps was a terrible idea. Should have gone in from the front instead. PitViper fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Jun 27, 2019 |
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Jun 27, 2019 14:50
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Let's ignore all the noises leading up to it as well.
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Jun 27, 2019 14:56
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Jesus Christ what an idiot, lets just randomly put the jack somewhere under the car without looking at all and hope it works! Yeah it sucks dude, but you gotta get down on your knees or even flat on your belly and stick your loving head under there and LOOK for a good spot to put the jack, and then watch to make sure it goes where it's supposed to. You would think this would be common sense, but some people would just rather cut corners and hope it works I guess. That's quite a risk on a car like that and he paid the price. Idiot. The noises gave him plenty of warning too....nope lets just keep at it I'm in a hurry! Applebees Appetizer fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Jun 27, 2019 |
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Jun 27, 2019 16:16
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LifeSunDeath posted:whatever drugs you're on son, you might want to slow down, but also can I have some? I was trying to make a funny pun (haywire) but apparently failed miserably. I may have been intoxicated at the time.
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Jun 27, 2019 16:17
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I lift my car without looking at this point. Like you'd use a tennis ball on a piece of string to know when to stop in a garage, I use the labels on the jack line up with the rocker panel to when to stop. I also use a wood block for better grip and load spreading.
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Jun 27, 2019 16:18
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So you actually do look, because you have a known reference point on the side of the car and you use that to align the jack correctly. Looks like he just stuck it underneath, reached his hand in to try and guess if it was in the right spot, and went for it
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Jun 27, 2019 16:59
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Elviscat posted:Guess I'll just stare off into space instead of looking at what the gently caress I'm doing. PitViper posted:What the hell was he lifting off of? The only pinch welds I've seen that do that are 15+ year old Chrysler minivans. But his lifting methods seem pretty questionable to start with. No poo poo. I've seen it elsewhere recently, so I knew what was happening, but watch the jack - it never rolls forward to compensate for the arc of the arm. He should have jacked it from the suspension/crossmember or under the unibody rather than the pinch weld, especially since, as PitViper says, he had what looks like a hockey puck stacked on top of an actual pinch-weld puck. That's really where he went wrong. That puck slid instead of the jack moving.
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Jun 27, 2019 17:23
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the owner of that video is trying so hard to lean into it that he liked my comment dunking on him within 3 minutes of posting it
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Jun 27, 2019 17:24
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You should be able to feel the right spot on the pinch welds because there's always two notches to show you just where to jack. However, I always just use the crossmember because it's easier and faster, and you don't have to worry about pinching the welds if you don't have an adapter with a slot in it for your jack. I did finally buy these jack stand adapters to use with my stands, but I haven't tested them out yet. *edit* Just saw what everyone was talking about with the stacked pucks, he may have actually been in the right spot MomJeans420 fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Jun 27, 2019 |
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Jun 27, 2019 18:21
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I just wish everyone could standardized and do the german way...keyed puck.
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Jun 27, 2019 18:27
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Colostomy Bag posted:I just wish everyone could standardized and do the german way...keyed puck. They did. Cars used to have 2 slots in each bumper that the jack hooked in to.  Then stupid poo poo like "styling" and "safety standards" and "not getting crushed by a falling car" hosed everything up.
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Jun 27, 2019 18:36
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While it is annoying to lift my BMW up, in that I have to drive up on blocks, jack from the central point and then put the jack stands at the jack points, I know it's not going to fall down because the pucks insert into the jack points and they aren't going to slip off.
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Jun 27, 2019 18:40
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Powershift posted:They did. Cars used to have 2 slots in each bumper that the jack hooked in to. Bumper jacks were scary as hell. Not only does my '70 Cutlass have one, but rather than the slot in the bumper, the jack has a giant hook shaped to cradle the bumper itself. I used it once to change a flat, and bought a real jack to keep in the car afterward. 
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Powershift posted:They did. Cars used to have 2 slots in each bumper that the jack hooked in to. I'm somewhat amazed I'm still alive after 30+ years becoming a teenager. Changing a tire on a '72 Olds 88 on a busy state road/(road side) while assembling a gm bumper jack from that era was not a good idea.
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Jun 27, 2019 19:09
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that's the break's
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Jun 27, 2019 19:15
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Yeah, and you hand to crank down on that tire iron for each "click".
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Jun 27, 2019 19:20
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OLDSMOBILE posted:
*limited-literacy person bumbling through the instructions on the side of the road* "Stay...clear...of...and...under...no---" OK!  "circumaandn -- what's that word? ahh fuckit." "get...beneath...car" OK! "while...it is sup-por-ted by the jack." OK I've got this, right under the car while it's supported by the jack!
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Jun 27, 2019 20:17
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All the same we take our chances Changing our tires Tricked by circumstances! Jack the car Do not go under The more that things change The more they stay the same
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Jun 28, 2019 02:57
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Lol the best thing about that dude failing at jacking his car is that he maintains that it was the jacks fault and that his hockey pucks slipped. Even bought new jack and jack stands because of his "bad" jack". Yeah keep telling yourself that mate. Edit: Jesus, the moron used 2 hockey pucks to lift a car at the pinch welds without looking? He's lucky he didn't get hurt. MrOnBicycle fucked around with this message at 09:21 on Jun 28, 2019 |
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Jun 28, 2019 09:19
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He peeks the camera under the car for a second, you can see a perfect circle indent from the jack Puck straight through the carbon fiber lip. He never had it on the chassis. He's a gatdamn fool.
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Jun 28, 2019 09:55
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Jun 28, 2019 10:11
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Harbor Freight drill bits, or one hell of a beefy drill when the bit got stuck?
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Jun 28, 2019 14:56
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ah, an ambidextrous bit
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Jun 28, 2019 14:58
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buttcrackmenace posted:that's the break's Holy poo poo, I never noticed that. Now I’ve got to go check the one actually in the car. I wonder if it’s a typo just on the reproduction, or if they are copying a factory mistake? Mines a repro, so wouldn’t be informative. Platystemon posted:
Huh. I’ve never had one un-twist, just break. Bad heat treating?
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Darchangel posted:Huh. I’ve never had one un-twist, just break. Bad heat treating? Yeah, a drill bit shouldn't be soft enough to twist like that.
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