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Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Pick posted:

I really doubt 30% are teetotallers unless it's super skewed by olds. I don't see myself as a big drinker and eighth decile? get hosed.

a few things kinda skew it:
firstly: the drinking age in the states is 21, but this includes, for some reason, people over the age of 18.
secondly: a lot of people are too poor to drink right now because the economy everywhere is poo poo and rich people keep hoovering up the money and doing nothing with it.
thirdly: clean living and the like tends to push people to not drink as much.

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Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




And those are "drinks" not drinks, many beverages are more than one drink.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Pick posted:

I really doubt 30% are teetotallers unless it's super skewed by olds. I don't see myself as a big drinker and eighth decile? get hosed.

One of the most common traits of people who drink regularly is that they vastly overestimate how much the rest of the population drinks, so...

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Yeah apparently my entire neighborhood is at minimum 8th/9th decile so uh.

:wrong:

Statistics on drugs, alcohol, et. al. are terrible because they are taboo in the USA to admit to using/doing, so people say they “don’t” when they very loving much do.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

One More Fat Nerd posted:

One of the most common traits of people who drink regularly is that they vastly overestimate how much the rest of the population drinks, so...

I mean I get that, but one beer a day just doesn't hit me as putting me in with the mega winos.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Pick posted:

I mean I get that, but one beer a day just doesn't hit me as putting me in with the mega winos.

You drink one beer a day? goddamn do you seriously call 911 every night?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
:saddowns:

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
First dectile let's gooooo



e: I am the lamest at many things let me assure you

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Alcoholics also skewing that high number cause the can drink 1 gallon of vodka A DAY.

Needs 1%

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Bombadilillo posted:

Alcoholics also skewing that high number cause the can drink 1 gallon of vodka A DAY.

Needs 1%

The drunkest three people in America are drinking as much as the soberest half of Americans. This kind of inequality is unacceptable.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Gripweed posted:

The drunkest three people in America are drinking as much as the soberest half of Americans. This kind of inequality is unacceptable.

Sojucialism Now

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Bombadilillo posted:

Alcoholics also skewing that high number cause the can drink 1 gallon of vodka A DAY.

Needs 1%

frankly pretty impressive

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pick posted:

frankly pretty impressive

In roughly the same that being really, really good at hackey sack is impressive

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
both are equally bad for your liver (in that one's chances of being stabbed go up exponentially while hackeysacking)

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Pick posted:

I really doubt 30% are teetotallers unless it's super skewed by olds. I don't see myself as a big drinker and eighth decile? get hosed.

seven drinks a week is around half of the medically suggested limit. so even up to the ninth decile you're still a regular drinker, just one with a safe and reasonable habit. 15 drinks a week is where a doctor would start gently suggesting you maybe cut back a little. it's the small number of heavy problem drinkers that pull all the stats way into alcoholic territory

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Why are these cats in a cabinet, though ?

e: Just realised it's probably a pet shop, and that's what the cages look like.

Kobogartimer
Mar 17, 2006




In animal shelters, cats who can share space with other cats spend some time in cages like these so that potential adopters can see them being adorable. Just left of frame there is probably a hole in the platform that they can climb through to visit with their downstairs neighbor if they wish.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Drone_Fragger posted:

a few things kinda skew it:
firstly: the drinking age in the states is 21, but this includes, for some reason, people over the age of 18.
secondly: a lot of people are too poor to drink right now because the economy everywhere is poo poo and rich people keep hoovering up the money and doing nothing with it.
thirdly: clean living and the like tends to push people to not drink as much.

The average is skewed. Drinks Georg, who lives in a cave and drinks a gallon of grain alcohol mixed with rainwater every day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

The average is skewed. Drinks Georg, who lives in a cave and drinks a gallon of grain alcohol mixed with rainwater every day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

That is discrimination.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Bombadilillo posted:

Sojucialism Now

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Pick posted:

I really doubt 30% are teetotallers unless it's super skewed by olds. I don't see myself as a big drinker and eighth decile? get hosed.

Religiosity

Lots of southern Baptists were raised that all drinking is wrong

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

zoux posted:



Anyone feel like strolling down to ol Ft. Lauderdale for a spot of boulangerie arson
Get the focaccia.... :smug:

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

Pick posted:

I really doubt 30% are teetotallers unless it's super skewed by olds. I don't see myself as a big drinker and eighth decile? get hosed.

I'm 38 and don't drink at all.

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Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
I drink if there's like, a social reason to do so. Restaurants, parties, after works etc

I never drink alcohol otherwise. It aint even that good why would I bother with it. When I was younger it was strictly a tool used to get drunk but now that I don't care about getting drunk as much alcohol is really mostly just pointless trash

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


anonumos posted:

I'm 38 and don't drink at all.




Transition is coming?

By popular demand has a new favorite as of 14:08 on Jun 29, 2019

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
I don't even own a glass :smug:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Nastyman posted:

I don't even own a glass :smug:

This, but unironically.

Switched permanently to solo cups. I hate washing glasses.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Lady Disdain posted:

Why are these cats in a cabinet, though ?

e: Just realised it's probably a pet shop, and that's what the cages look like.

lol what kind of third world country do you live in where your neighborhood doesn't have a cat library lmbo

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Nastyman posted:

I don't even own a glass :smug:

Do you just drink out of plastic cups like a patient on suicide watch?

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

TontoCorazon posted:

Do you just drink out of plastic cups like a patient on suicide watch?

I have my own patented rope and pulley system that deposits the booze onto a twisted up towel hanging out of my rear end, for round-the-clock, hands-free butt chugging.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

This, but unironically.

Switched permanently to solo cups. I hate washing glasses.

Dishwasher???

Nastyman posted:

... hands-free butt chugging.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Nastyman posted:

I have my own patented rope and pulley system that deposits the booze onto a twisted up towel hanging out of my rear end, for round-the-clock, hands-free butt chugging.

So pretty much this but pantsless?

https://i.imgur.com/4jzMeLB.mp4

fliptophead
Oct 2, 2006

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

This, but unironically.

Switched permanently to solo cups. I hate washing glasses.

Wow you suck.

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

fliptophead posted:

Wow you suck.

True, but's it's convenient and no washing cups.

110% worth it.

generatrix
Aug 8, 2008

Nothing hurts like a scrape

Drone_Fragger posted:

the drinking age in the states is 21, but this includes, for some reason, people over the age of 18.

I am In Ontario, where the drinking age is 19. If I wanted to get accurate numbers on “people who drink”, based on my experience growing up in a small town, I would want the minimum age to be 14.

edit: forgot what thread this was...

generatrix has a new favorite as of 16:03 on Jun 29, 2019

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/SignsFun/status/1144955557775904768

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Those are loving hilarious.

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