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Unfriended 1 is superior
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Jun 29, 2019 00:39
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Null of Undefined posted:Hey sorry to bring back the F13 talk from a few pages ago, but did y'all literally forget the final scene of the first movie where a zombie child jason comes out of the water and attacks the final survivor? Here’s my pitch for Jason Has Risen From The Grave (Obviously): the Jason murders are now regarded as an urban legend, the deaths attributed to random psychos (like Roy the EMT). Camp Crystal Lake is now an 80s nostalgia/true crime museum where the moderately wealthy can pay to spend a night. Part of this is that they bring in an actor to play Jason and give the campers a good scare. Little do they know that the real Jason has been awoken and he’s pissed!
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Jun 29, 2019 01:25
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amenbrotep posted:Watch A Warning to the Curious asap if you’ve not seen it already, tbh that entire run of BBC productions is worth seeing. Any more recommendations like this, I sat through Whistle and Stone Tape and really enjoyed them.
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Jun 29, 2019 01:34
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Kvlt! posted:Dark Web 2 is just diet S&Man This is factually correct, but it's like Diet Dr. Pepper S&Man. Still pretty good!
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Jun 29, 2019 01:46
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If they ever do another Friday the 13th, what they should do is another straight up, unironic, true to the roots slasher. No gimmicks or winks to the history, with a pack of teens/young dudes and dudettes going to Camp Crystal lake, and getting picked off one by one. Even if they have to call it Jason due to the lawsuits, don't mess with the formula or anything. Infact, it works better if it is called Jason. About halfway into the runtime, the remaining campers plus their unconscious friend are holed up in a cabin. Everything is boarded up, and Jason is just on the other side. He's pounding, smashing windows, even punching through a wall or two. They're holed up in the last bedroom, trying to hold him off. All of the sudden, their unconscious friend starts convulsing, Alien-style. A familiar tune starts playing. All of the sudden, a blade pops out of him from the inside. Another, then another and another. As they push through him, a ethereal voice screeches "ROUND TWO BITCH". Late title card: Jason becomes Freddy vs. Jason 2
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Jun 29, 2019 02:30
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MacheteZombie posted:Unfriended 1 is superior Definitely. I couldn't really care much for the sequel.
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Jun 29, 2019 02:42
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Ok, I just finished it, why does the thread love Happiness of the Katakuris so much? Its unendingly bizarre, but also Tristram Shandies all over the place and has a halcyon, dreamlike quality unbounded by our reality-oooooooh
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Jun 29, 2019 03:06
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Shrecknet posted:Its unendingly bizarre, but also Tristram Shandies all over the place and has a halcyon, dreamlike quality unbounded by our reality-oooooooh Oh no the one thing we hate here in the horror thread
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Jun 29, 2019 03:39
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M_Sinistrari posted:Any more recommendations like this, I sat through Whistle and Stone Tape and really enjoyed them. Penda’s Fen and Requiem for a Village come to mind. Haven’t seen it for a while but Polanski’s Cul-de-Sac is probably worth a watch too. I’m sure you’ve seen it, but on the off chance you ought watch Witchfinder General too.
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Jun 29, 2019 03:42
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SomeJazzyRat posted:If they ever do another Friday the 13th, what they should do is another straight up, unironic, true to the roots slasher. No gimmicks or winks to the history, with a pack of teens/young dudes and dudettes going to Camp Crystal lake, and getting picked off one by one. Even if they have to call it Jason due to the lawsuits, don't mess with the formula or anything. I'll one up you on that. End it the same as Jason Goes To Hell, we think Jason is finally done for and THAT is where you put the title card up. JASON WILL RETURN...AND SO WILL FREDDY and the sting of the Nightmare theme plays
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Jun 29, 2019 03:49
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Miike is amazing. Like I'd love a button I could press that plays a random Miike movie that I haven't seen because there's so many and they're all over the map. I always waffle on my favorite. Some days it's Dead or Alive 2. Some days Audition, some days Ichi the Killer.
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Jun 29, 2019 03:50
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Blast Fantasto posted:Miike is amazing. Like I'd love a button I could press that plays a random Miike movie that I haven't seen because there's so many and they're all over the map. I don't watch all of 13 Assassins that often but drat of I don't throw on that last 30ish minutes a lot.
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Jun 29, 2019 04:00
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Null of Undefined posted:Hey sorry to bring back the F13 talk from a few pages ago, but did y'all literally forget the final scene of the first movie where a zombie child jason comes out of the water and attacks the final survivor? How many times do I need to link this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwXz8vDjOqg
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Jun 29, 2019 05:13
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Kvlt! posted:Dark Web 2 is just diet S&Man I don't see how they're really similar at all. If anything Dark Web is diet The Den, but I think they do enough different to both be worthwhile.
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Jun 29, 2019 07:53
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Possible Hellraiser TV show in the works. Really not sure about this at all. https://horrorpedia.com/2019/06/29/hellraiser-tv-series-is-being-planned/
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Jun 29, 2019 09:49
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this discussion was pages ago but at this point internet people misusing the term "plot hole" so much has made my brain unable to identify legitimate plot holes.
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Jun 29, 2019 13:40
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Two thoughts on the past 10 pages: - Tokyo Gore Police was great. Oddly, my dad bought it on DVD, and I don't think he ever finished it. He just gave it to me one day when I was at his house. - New Nightmare is the worst entry in ANOES. It's no fun and boring. As bad as the later entries to the series got, at least Freddy being a one-liner comedian was somewhat entertaining. Scream is a much better film.
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Jun 29, 2019 13:47
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T Bowl posted:He didn't actually attack her. It's this weird "dream" thing where we assume what she heard from Mrs. Voorhees was enough to have her traumatically dream of him. In Voorhees We Trust is so great. I firmly believe their theory that Jason did drown, and was dead for the first movie, but the butt worm from part 9 reanimated him and aged him up.
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Jun 29, 2019 13:47
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M_Sinistrari posted:Any more recommendations like this, I sat through Whistle and Stone Tape and really enjoyed them. B E A S T S https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ybvkxtwFv0
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Jun 29, 2019 14:04
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there's a crystal lake by me i should go sink a life size jason there.
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Jun 29, 2019 14:13
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Twin Cinema posted:Two thoughts on the past 10 pages: Scream is better than New Nightmare but I can't imagine wanting to watch Freddy's Dead instead of New Nightmare
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Jun 29, 2019 14:31
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Groovelord Neato posted:there's a crystal lake by me i should go sink a life size jason there. I passed a Crystal Lake sign on the way to a wedding at a Summer Camp in the middle of nowhere and frankly I was prepared to die.
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Jun 29, 2019 14:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deLiDLkQzio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92Kks-EKGBw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jB1L8Foe7Q https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJMcm2dMe2w https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6ChQQKM7zg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9j0VmqxRcI
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Jun 29, 2019 14:36
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Blast Fantasto posted:Scream is better than New Nightmare but I can't imagine wanting to watch Freddy's Dead instead of New Nightmare Freddy’s Dead is wacky and bonkers in a way where I can see how someone would love it. New Nightmare still a strong third place in the series though (after 1 and 3)
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Jun 29, 2019 14:42
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new nightmare is one of those movies that i feel gets more credit than it should because of the interesting premise. even as a youth i thought the execution was lackluster.
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Jun 29, 2019 14:53
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Blast Fantasto posted:Miike is amazing. Like I'd love a button I could press that plays a random Miike movie that I haven't seen because there's so many and they're all over the map. Miike is the best and just yesterday I realized he has 104(!) director credits
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Jun 29, 2019 15:58
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Blast Fantasto posted:Scream is better than New Nightmare but I can't imagine wanting to watch Freddy's Dead instead of New Nightmare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeJnuP2_yb8 Uncle Boogeyman posted:Freddy’s Dead is wacky and bonkers in a way where I can see how someone would love it. New Nightmare still a strong third place in the series though (after 1 and 3) Love is a strong word for Freddy's Dead. After the first 3, 4-7 are rated on a declining scale. Yes, I love 2.
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Jun 29, 2019 16:03
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2 is great. the climax doesn't totally make make sense but the homoeroticism is super ahead of its time and the stuff with Freddy driving the bus is great. And "You've got the body, I've got the BRAINS." is one of my favorite Freddy one liners
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Jun 29, 2019 16:06
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Blast Fantasto posted:And "You've got the body, I've got the BRAINS." is one of my favorite Freddy one liners I ain't partners with nobody with nails that long
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Jun 29, 2019 17:02
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M_Sinistrari posted:Any more recommendations like this, I sat through Whistle and Stone Tape and really enjoyed them. Dead of Night (the show, but also the movie), Robin Redbreast, anything written by Nigel Kneale pretty much
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Jun 29, 2019 19:28
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Twin Cinema posted:- New Nightmare is the worst entry in ANOES. It's no fun and boring. As bad as the later entries to the series got, at least Freddy being a one-liner comedian was somewhat entertaining. Scream is a much better film. Nah, the remake is the worst entry in the franchise, bar none. At least New Nightmare had Robert Englund in those hilarious sunglasses prattling on about painting Freddy Krueger because of dreams or WHATEVER THE gently caress
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Jun 29, 2019 20:14
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it's lame they never used one of the most interesting ideas that they talked about the documentary - freddy becomes such a joke kids gently caress with him in their dreams for fun and he accidentally kills one and so his power starts growing. can't remember which movie they made instead of that going with that treatment.
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Jun 29, 2019 21:26
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Groovelord Neato posted:it's lame they never used one of the most interesting ideas that they talked about the documentary - freddy becomes such a joke kids gently caress with him in their dreams for fun and he accidentally kills one and so his power starts growing. can't remember which movie they made instead of that going with that treatment. I think Dream Warriors, in which case we got the better movie imo
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Jun 29, 2019 21:28
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we did not, hence my post. (i also thought it was a later one.)
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Jun 29, 2019 21:40
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Tart Kitty posted:Nah, the remake is the worst entry in the franchise, bar none. At least New Nightmare had Robert Englund in those hilarious sunglasses prattling on about painting Freddy Krueger because of dreams or WHATEVER THE gently caress I like to pretend this one doesn’t exist as the eighth entry, and is its own thing.
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Jun 29, 2019 21:45
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Groovelord Neato posted:we did not, hence my post. (i also thought it was a later one.) i dunno, people act like it's a big tragedy we didn't get that one but i don't really get what makes it such a great premise. it's certainly way less inherently interesting than Dream Warriors or New Nightmare. I'd take it over The Dream Child i suppose. Uncle Boogeyman fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Jun 29, 2019 |
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Jun 29, 2019 21:46
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it's not necessarily that it's a great premise, it's that it's a better premise than most of the movies.
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Jun 29, 2019 21:50
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Groovelord Neato posted:it's not necessarily that it's a great premise, it's that it's a better premise than most of the movies. i'd have to read the script but it doesn't even really seem like a premise so much as an opening scene
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Someone joked earlier about a dad that was in a ten year coma and was a protector against freddy in the dream realm when his kids started getting attacked, it sounded neat
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Jun 29, 2019 22:10
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