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Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Team Chaos: Fronted by a wealthy goblin whose fortune would protect her from the havoc caused by sowing chaos.

Team Order: A war survivor who has clawed her way from nothing to acheive success and wants to impose order to keep from losing it all.

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No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE
:siren: Splatocalypse Schedules :siren:


  • US July 18th 5:00 PT - July 21st 5:00 PT
  • EU July 18th 14:00 CET - July 21st 14:00 CET
  • JP July 18th 21:00 JT - July 21st 21:00 JT
  • AU/NZ July 18th 22:00 AET - July 21st 22:00 AET
Since this is a super fresh once-in-a-lifetime global special event, Final Fest will last for 72 hours and starts world-wide at the same time.

Do you like Shifty Stations? No? Well too bad, because this time we're playing all past Shifty Stations in the first 48 hours in two-hour rotations. The last 24 hours will feature a Shifty Station specifically designed by Marina for this Splatfest.

Don't forget to check the Splatoon news feed from which you can get free themed head gear.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
Team Chaos is Brexit
Team Order is Remain

:colbert:

Bloodly
Nov 3, 2008

Not as strong as you'd expect.

quote:

A war survivor

She's 18. She's also an engineer and behind many of the Octarian weapons. She's hardened by child-soldierdom(She went into the army at 9, which is messed up given Octarians aren't at the Octoling stage of development yet at that point). But I wouldn't call it 'war survivor'.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Team Chaos: Fronted by a wealthy goblin whose fortune would protect her from the havoc caused by sowing chaos.

Team Order: A war survivor who has clawed her way from nothing to acheive success and wants to impose order to keep from losing it all.

Team Chaos is libertarianism, much like SMT Chaos.

I find it interesting that the Octotroopers are opposing Octavio in this by being Order versus his Chaos. In fact, every Octarian except Octavio himself is OrderMissed the little guy in the upper-left, whoops.

Roland Jones fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Jun 27, 2019

Bloodly
Nov 3, 2008

Not as strong as you'd expect.
Octavio wants to burn Inkopolis to the ground. Nothing else will satisfy him after 100 years of hate and wishing for vengence. The Octarians are militarised. Military implies structure, order, command. Helps that their defining trait is 'Diligent'.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Team Chaos: Fronted by a wealthy goblin whose fortune would protect her from the havoc caused by sowing chaos.

Team Order: A war survivor who has clawed her way from nothing to acheive success and wants to impose order to keep from losing it all.

The Man Who Was Thursday posted:

You've got that eternal idiotic idea that if anarchy came it would come from the poor. Why should it? The poor have been rebels, but they have never been anarchists; they have more interest than anyone else in there being some decent government. The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all. Aristocrats were always anarchists.

Araxxor
Oct 20, 2012

My disdain for you all knows no bounds.

Shammypants posted:

So Chaos v. Order is going to take us to the Splatoon 3 announcement right?

Well, the winning dialogue got datamined and if there was gonna be a Splatoon 3 announcement, it's not being done in game. Actually, the winning dialogue is bizarrely anticlimactic with all the setup that happened. Dataminers are thinking it's an antidatamine measure since some of the dialogue is flat out broken in some languages, and Nintendo is capable of updating the dialogue at any point without forcing a patch, so who knows.

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

I don’t know if it’s because it’s the last splatfest and or it might Splatoon 3’s plot/returning characters: but i’m having a aneurysm trying to pick a side here

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE

Lube Enthusiast posted:

I don’t know if it’s because it’s the last splatfest and or it might Splatoon 3’s plot/returning characters: but i’m having a aneurysm trying to pick a side here

Look at the Final Fest art and see which side the characters are.

https://twitter.com/NintendoVS/status/1144777537072930817

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

No. 1 Callie Fan posted:

Look at the Final Fest art and see which side the characters are.

https://twitter.com/NintendoVS/status/1144777537072930817

So yeah, team order is complete garbage from a trash can as expect.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

CALLIE WILL GET HER REVENGE. YOU FOOLS.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

In Training posted:

CALLIE WILL GET HER REVENGE. YOU FOOLS.

Hell yeah, been training since the last splatfest. I wont let Callie down this time.

Novasol
Jul 27, 2006


I was on Team Callie before, but now I'm siding with Order. Marina + Marie is too powerful of a combo, and I don't plan on living in a libertarian hellscape.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

This is my luckiest most badass play ever.

https://twitter.com/In__Training/status/1144852286826414080

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

No. 1 Callie Fan posted:

Look at the Final Fest art and see which side the characters are.

https://twitter.com/NintendoVS/status/1144777537072930817

I'm so sorry Callie, I must fail you in your hour of need by fighting for Order :negative:.

Novasol
Jul 27, 2006


Neddy Seagoon posted:

I'm so sorry Callie, I must fail you in your hour of need by fighting for Order :negative:.

She made her choice.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


This is really good.

https://youtu.be/38h8eudzy7k

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

In the end the choice is just Callie vs Marie again. And there's still some fools who choose Order. It's sad really.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

SyntheticPolygon posted:

In the end the choice is just Callie vs Marie again. And there's still some fools who choose Order. It's sad really.

I think Pearl vs Marina is more prominent than Callie vs Marie this time.

On a tangent, the character placement that I can't quite figure out is Murch. Most other characters are fairly easy to place, but besides the appeal of putting him opposite his idol, I don't know how he ended up on the Order side. Maybe I just haven't had enough insight into his personality yet.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Roland Jones posted:

I think Pearl vs Marina is more prominent than Callie vs Marie this time.

On a tangent, the character placement that I can't quite figure out is Murch. Most other characters are fairly easy to place, but besides the appeal of putting him opposite his idol, I don't know how he ended up on the Order side. Maybe I just haven't had enough insight into his personality yet.

He's been taking orders for clothing from everyone since the game released, what's not to get? :v:

Smiles
Oct 23, 2012

dont blame me i used both my specials that match lmao

Smiles
Oct 23, 2012

omg jonas looook

https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/1145603193797304321

where can i buy it aaaa

e: amazon jp to the rescue

Smiles fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Jul 1, 2019

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE
https://twitter.com/NintendoVS/status/1145678439313215493

Tetris 99 Splatoon skin to people who grind 100 points on the weekend after next weekend.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




I hope it has a specific song to it. It'd be neat to hear a Splatoon version of the Tetris theme.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I think it's pretty safe to say it's gonna feed into Splatoon 3, considering that's what happened for the first game's final Splatfest.

Fuckin' Marie fans :argh:.

I will never apologize for putting foot to rear end for Lady Marie and Lord Megatron.

Zeruel
Mar 27, 2010

Alert: bad post spotted.
I chose Chaos because Order leads to stagnation also eat the rich.

EightFlyingCars
Jun 30, 2008


Zeruel posted:

I chose Chaos because Order leads to stagnation also eat the rich.

Team Chaos is being repped by the most silver-platter bourgeois goblin in the universe though

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Zeruel posted:

I chose Chaos because Order leads to stagnation also eat the rich.

Pearl literally wears a crown

Zeruel
Mar 27, 2010

Alert: bad post spotted.
Well,




poo poo.
e: She'll be first against the wall.

Araxxor
Oct 20, 2012

My disdain for you all knows no bounds.
https://twitter.com/NintendoVS/status/1145818558783340544

Even neutral is full of capitalist pigs like Sheldon.

No matter who wins, everyone loses.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVA48I2n-qQ

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Araxxor posted:

https://twitter.com/NintendoVS/status/1145818558783340544

Even neutral is full of capitalist pigs like Sheldon.

No matter who wins, everyone loses.

It's the war economy, Jack

Cactus
Jun 24, 2006

We chose chaos because my 7 year old "wants to destroy the splatoon 2 government"

:britain: guy fawkes would be proud.

Serenade
Nov 5, 2011

"I should really learn to fucking read"
We all know Splatoon takes place in anarcho capitalist hell. Of course the arms dealer won’t declare a side

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE

Cactus posted:

We chose chaos because my 7 year old "wants to destroy the splatoon 2 government"

:britain: guy fawkes would be proud.

I dunno, the UK government seems to be pretty good at destroying itself, so I'd place them in team chaos. :v:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Team Marie / Marina / Dog easily overrides the chaos/order conundrum

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE
https://twitter.com/rxrm80/status/1146080733603098627

Something is different in the square.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Araxxor posted:

https://twitter.com/NintendoVS/status/1145818558783340544

Even neutral is full of capitalist pigs like Sheldon.

No matter who wins, everyone loses.

Imagine if the Octarians didn't have no need for Sheldon; he'd betray Inkopolis to Octavio in a heartbeat for access to Octarian tech.

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Cactus
Jun 24, 2006

No. 1 Callie Fan posted:

I dunno, the UK government seems to be pretty good at destroying itself, so I'd place them in team chaos. :v:

Aw poo poo :ughh:

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