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Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(

Jeremy_X posted:

When did the SWAT series add wizards and why do they need battle robes?

It's called Tactical Breach Wizards, and it's not out yet.


My 'favorite' thing about this ad image (because holy poo poo, that's what it is) is that they boast this anti-suicide vest will really 'reduce the headache' of prisoners attempting to kill themselves. Stone-cold, ad copy.

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Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

The first thing that came to my mind seeing this was Les Gammas!
I then went to Google image search to look up some picture to post here, and...

drat, doesn't show up on the search page via this link. I swear it was there originally.

Zopotantor has a new favorite as of 20:12 on Jul 2, 2019

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Shady Amish Terror posted:

It's called Tactical Breach Wizards, and it's not out yet.


My 'favorite' thing about this ad image (because holy poo poo, that's what it is) is that they boast this anti-suicide vest will really 'reduce the headache' of prisoners attempting to kill themselves. Stone-cold, ad copy.

it's a multi level cursed image.

https://gawker.com/5228247%2Fcraigslist-killer-on-a-very-stylish-suicide-watch

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016

Mousepractice posted:

Well hello there!



Allergic reaction faces are pretty unsettling





(hair dye)

You ... I've seen you... Let me see your face... You are the one from my dreams...

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



This is cool, but... Also makes me think of a nest of swarming plant spiders:

https://twitter.com/SteveStuWill/status/1146206700162052096

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Samovar posted:

This is cool, but... Also makes me think of a nest of swarming plant spiders:

https://twitter.com/SteveStuWill/status/1146206700162052096

The vent behind them is probably exaggerating the movements somewhat. I'd be interested to see how it looks without that. Cool, nevertheless.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

christmas boots posted:

The vent behind them is probably exaggerating the movements somewhat. I'd be interested to see how it looks without that. Cool, nevertheless.

The purple plant is Oxalis triangularis and it really does move quite a bit.

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008




slay queen

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Don't the bees sometimes dog pile the hornets to overheat and kill them?

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Solice Kirsk posted:

Don't the bees sometimes dog pile the hornets to overheat and kill them?

Japanese bees do. European bees never learned that trick.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Zopotantor posted:

Japanese bees do. European bees never learned that trick.

Bushido Bees.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Zopotantor posted:

Japanese bees do. European bees never learned that trick.

I think there are some species of bee that overheat at the same temperature that the hornets do. In the case of Japanese bees and hornets the bees overheat and die at only a couple of degrees more than the hornets but because the hornets are so huge bees can swarm them as individuals instead of fighting swarm to swarm. So it's kind of a confluence of things all coming together and then the bees going "yeah gently caress these guys it's overheat o'clock." The bees will tend to take a bunch of casualties along the way but they fight it as a war of attrition. If the hive survives and all the attacking hornets die then it's bees 1, hornets 0.

NonzeroCircle
Apr 12, 2010

El Camino

Kamikazbees

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



looking for creepy pics on the library of congress website is my new time killer.

Lady with mask


An autochrome? That's a photo right? What is up with her arm?

Longpig Bard has a new favorite as of 23:09 on Jul 3, 2019

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

scumby posted:

What is up with her arm?

She moved, probably.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

That’s way better

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




scumby posted:

looking for creepy pics on the library of congress website is my new time killer.

Lady with mask


An autochrome? That's a photo right? What is up with her arm?

That's a Slenderman.

Jeremy_X
Jul 27, 2006

Facebook Aunt posted:

That's a Slenderman.

Don't make assumptions like that. It could be a Lich or Wraith.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008



Not the Comic Cos-bees! Nooooooo!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


'Beeshido' is more succinct

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

DandyLion posted:

'Beeshido' is more succinct

Wasabees.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



It ain't a pic; but it sure is creepy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG_NZpkttXE

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan
https://m.imgur.com/r/gifs/HjrUTiv

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

DandyLion posted:

'Beeshido' is more succinct

Has anyone said Shinobee yet?

Nurse Fanny
Aug 14, 2007

https://twitter.com/ToxicTikToks/status/1155523911066542086?s=20

nael
Sep 10, 2009

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Speaking of more or less harmless horror bugs may I present to you the dobsonfly, otherwise know as the hellgrammite?




The babies are cute at least.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfFpDUqIumQ

nael has a new favorite as of 14:33 on Aug 4, 2019

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

What is the story behind this?

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Some asian places butcher stuff right there and throw it on a plate while it's still moving. I still can't tell wtf animal it was though. I think it's a frog?

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



Aleph Null posted:

What is the story behind this?

Without access to the brain, the motor nerves within the meat are spontaneously firing. I’m not sure why it happens, but it’s a common phenomenon. If you’ve ever heard of a corpse twitching, that’s what that is referring to.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



Ariong posted:

Without access to the brain, the motor nerves within the meat are spontaneously firing. I’m not sure why it happens, but it’s a common phenomenon. If you’ve ever heard of a corpse twitching, that’s what that is referring to.

I remember hearing something like if it's been salted it makes for a more visible nerve reaction. There's clips on Youtube of steaks and the like all creeping on the plate.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

M_Sinistrari posted:

I remember hearing something like if it's been salted it makes for a more visible nerve reaction. There's clips on Youtube of steaks and the like all creeping on the plate.

Carrots never do this. Eat more carrots.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Aleph Null posted:

Carrots never do this. Eat more carrots.

NO

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Aleph Null posted:

Carrots never do this. Eat more carrots.

They do, they just don't start until they're inside you.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
The carrots crawl in
The carrots crawl out
The carrots play pinochle on your snout

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the lord my carrots to keep
And if I die before I wake
Pray the lord my roots to take

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/minouye271/status/1160908705535184897?s=20

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

that is nasty. what I found out recently is that each "worm" is not an individual creature. they're appendages of a tumorous colony of tissue that is apparently like a hive creature with different types of worms taking on different roles. sometimes they get infected by multiple species of parasites and the parasites have a little war inside the snail to decide who gets to ruin his life.

here's what they look like if you cut them out of poor dead snail.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

uber_stoat posted:

that is nasty. what I found out recently is that each "worm" is not an individual creature. they're appendages of a tumorous colony of tissue that is apparently like a hive creature with different types of worms taking on different roles. sometimes they get infected by multiple species of parasites and the parasites have a little war inside the snail to decide who gets to ruin his life.

here's what they look like if you cut them out of poor dead snail.



This was a mistake to view right before bed :stonk:

Zonko_T.M.
Jul 1, 2007

I'm not here to fuck spiders!

uber_stoat posted:

that is nasty. what I found out recently is that each "worm" is not an individual creature. they're appendages of a tumorous colony of tissue that is apparently like a hive creature with different types of worms taking on different roles. sometimes they get infected by multiple species of parasites and the parasites have a little war inside the snail to decide who gets to ruin his life.

here's what they look like if you cut them out of poor dead snail.



How could this get worse? How could this get worse?!

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Zonko_T.M. posted:

How could this get worse? How could this get worse?!

Do your eyes itch

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