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LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

All you people dunking on Idaho and not even mentioning the literal tons of nuclear waste, plus the buried remains of the only American reactor ever to kill its operators.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I went to EBR-1, that was cool?

anyway it's Moscow Hide & Fur if you're ever there.



cannot stress enough that it is the least shady thing in idaho

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

LostCosmonaut posted:

All you people dunking on Idaho and not even mentioning the literal tons of nuclear waste, plus the buried remains of the only American reactor ever to kill its operators.

If we're dunking on the place, why would we mention the improvements?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

RFC2324 posted:

I spent a short time in St Maries and Moscow was where people went to party :v:
Because the entire town are alcoholics.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


FactsAreUseless posted:


edit: I'm not trying to outdo or piggyback off the much funnier Ohio quote by the way, I just want to express my intense discomfort with Moscow, Idaho.

edit 2: I just remembered the entire Wallace area. So this ruined former mining hellhole filled with pedophiles (not a joke), and then Moscow.

This is the third idaho town you've told us is the worst one in your state and they keep getting more cartoonish. You're going to come back three posts from now saying:
"Actually I forgot about the city of 1488 over by the Canadian border. I tried buying some gas from a chinless albino but he said my money was "too Jewish". He offered to give me some if he could baptize me and use my mobile hotspot to look at Anime porn though."

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
I now feel bad about all those times I teased you about living in Moscow FAU. :(

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

This is the third idaho town you've told us is the worst one in your state and they keep getting more cartoonish. You're going to come back three posts from now saying:
"Actually I forgot about the city of 1488 over by the Canadian border. I tried buying some gas from a chinless albino but he said my money was "too Jewish". He offered to give me some if he could baptize me and use my mobile hotspot to look at Anime porn though."
Oh no I exaggerated you caught me, Idaho's all bad and I couldn't decide which is the worst one.

Chill man.

Edit: Also Idaho is pretty cartoonish overall

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

FactsAreUseless posted:

Oh no I exaggerated you caught me, Idaho's all bad and I couldn't decide which is the worst one.

Chill man.

Edit: Also Idaho is pretty cartoonish overall

Ignore him and tell us more Idaho stories.

I'm a few hours away from the little bit at the top. Anything grim going on up there? I think it's just trees and the occasional ski hill?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Outrail posted:

Ignore him and tell us more Idaho stories.

I'm a few hours away from the little bit at the top. Anything grim going on up there? I think it's just trees and the occasional ski hill?
Stay away from any towns that are current or former mining or logging towns. Sandpoint might be okay if you like skiing?

Edit: Google Helen Chenowith (sp?)

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
The tone of that post came off as playing along and not a callout

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Outrail posted:

Ignore him and tell us more Idaho stories.

I'm a few hours away from the little bit at the top. Anything grim going on up there? I think it's just trees and the occasional ski hill?

I like the Idaho stories. I was trying to make a joke but I guess there's too many chinless albinos in Northern Idaho for that to come across.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Horrors of the Midwest, Introducing a Tovarish from Moscow, Idaho sounds like a great A/T thread.

PERMACAV 50
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat
I live in Moscow and as long as you just hang out with the hippie artists it’s not TOO awful... we did just have a measles breakout though!

edit: should probably mention that when I moved into my new place a month ago there was a note taped to all the doors from the landlord saying that yes, the PD had been notified of the massive spike in vehicle break-ins in the parking lot lately

PERMACAV 50 has a new favorite as of 01:00 on Jul 5, 2019

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Dumb Lowtax posted:

The tone of that post came off as playing along and not a callout

FAU is always a little on edge, its just the way they are.

*leans in to whisper* Its all the Idahoan in them

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I passed through Idaho twice and don't remember much other than lots of wind turbines.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Dumb Lowtax posted:

The tone of that post came off as playing along and not a callout

Yeah it was really fuckin' funny and also I really like the idea that Idaho is entirely made up of various flavours of the worst place in Idaho

E: Like, that nowhere in Idaho is actually better than anywhere else, they're all worse than each other

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Sex Hobbit posted:

I live in Moscow and as long as you just hang out with the hippie artists it’s not TOO awful... we did just have a measles breakout though!

edit: should probably mention that when I moved into my new place a month ago there was a note taped to all the doors from the landlord saying that yes, the PD had been notified of the massive spike in vehicle break-ins in the parking lot lately
I've known multiple people who have had guns drawn on them by Moscow cops during routine traffic stops. A school acquaintance quit the PD because they were illegally reselling weapons and he feared violent retaliation for coming forward. I mean it about poo poo below the surface.

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

I like the Idaho stories. I was trying to make a joke but I guess there's too many chinless albinos in Northern Idaho for that to come across.
I thought you typed Chinese instead of chinless, and Idaho has significant Asian, Hispanic, and Native American populations. You just wouldn't know it from the governments, the universities, etc. There's a lot of minority erasure.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Somfin posted:

Yeah it was really fuckin' funny and also I really like the idea that Idaho is entirely made up of various flavours of the worst place in Idaho

E: Like, that nowhere in Idaho is actually better than anywhere else, they're all worse than each other

In terms of awfulness Idaho is the MC Escher painting of the stairs.

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

Boywhiz88 posted:

MAD employees be like “what? Me worky?”

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
Texas has the town of White Settlement that is literally everything you can imagine it is, so FAU could tell me there is a place in Idaho that is anything and I'd buy it.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Dameius posted:

Texas has the town of White Settlement that is literally everything you can imagine it is, so FAU could tell me there is a place in Idaho that is anything and I'd buy it.

"Those 3 Panels from Preacher", Texas wouldn't fit on the water tower.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Clitch posted:

"Those 3 Panels from Preacher", Texas wouldn't fit on the water tower.

I'm guessing it got featured in a comic? Its just the crazy racist town's crazy racist town here in Texas.

Edit: and that is coming from the state that has Vidor.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I hope they include that scene in the new season. No prosthetics for the chinless guy, just cast Harland Williams

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Sex Hobbit posted:

I live in Moscow
Oh right I also forgot the town has like 10k permanent residents but I've known somewhere around 7 or 8 goons from there

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Wanna put that slogan on a dildo.

CapitanGarlic
Feb 29, 2004

Much, much more.
Coeur d'Alene is alright but only because it's diet Spokane

As a Montanan, our sole sources of pride are that every state and province that bordered us are somehow worse

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

CapitanGarlic posted:

Coeur d'Alene is alright but only because it's diet Spokane

As a Montanan, our sole sources of pride are that every state and province that bordered us are somehow worse

Didn't Spokane give us both Rachel Dolezal and that creepy middle-aged dude with all those diatribes about how young women should gently caress him due to :biotruths:?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Didn't Spokane give us both Rachel Dolezal and that creepy middle-aged dude with all those diatribes about how young women should gently caress him due to :biotruths:?
Spokane is weird but it's okay. It's not the best or worst part of Washington. The worst part is probably the Tri-Cities or the bits in the north that keep burning down.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Spokane contained a weird lady who tried to con my grandfather into marriage when he was (we later learned) in the early stages of alzheimer's so I hate that city by association.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Absurd Alhazred posted:

that creepy middle-aged dude with all those diatribes about how young women should gently caress him due to :biotruths:?

gonna need to be more specific there, friendo

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Antivehicular posted:

gonna need to be more specific there, friendo

Enjoy(?(!?!!!!!!))

PERMACAV 50
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat
[misread]

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

They used to broadcast a Spokane channel on TV here in Alberta, and when your commercials came on the broadcasters would play footage of our tigers at the zoo chasing ducks instead. It was hella rad.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

CapitanGarlic posted:

Coeur d'Alene is alright but only because it's diet Spokane

As a Montanan, our sole sources of pride are that every state and province that bordered us are somehow worse
The nature around Coeur d'Alene is breathtakingly beautiful.


Also I must have passed the Ore-Ida plant in Ontario, Oregon 20 times before I finally realized Ore-Ida = Oregon-Idaho

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Picnic Princess posted:

They used to broadcast a Spokane channel on TV here in Alberta, and when your commercials came on the broadcasters would play footage of our tigers at the zoo chasing ducks instead. It was hella rad.

I also remember the PBS channel here being from Coeur D'Alene. Growing up I thought it and Spokane were way bigger deals than they were.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Phy posted:

I also remember the PBS channel here being from Coeur D'Alene. Growing up I thought it and Spokane were way bigger deals than they were.

Same with me and Rochester stations coming in over Lake Ontario. It must be a big place if there’s a fire every other night, right?

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Subjunctive posted:

Same with me and Rochester stations coming in over Lake Ontario. It must be a big place if there’s a fire every other night, right?

A five alarm fire in North Tonawanda...

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Didn't Spokane give us both Rachel Dolezal and that creepy middle-aged dude with all those diatribes about how young women should gently caress him due to :biotruths:?

the rachel dolezal story is way more complicated than you're giving it credit for and the story intentionally broken to torpedo a rape trial

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Shima Honnou posted:

Imagine just having a nice peaceful jack and a croc or hippo jumps out and takes your dong off.

Guarantee you someone on the far bank of the river saw that and got turned on and boom the origin of half-animal gods is the same as the origin of furries.

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Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Disney's Robin Hood?

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