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Reginald is BAD at dates...
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# ? Jul 5, 2019 17:13 |
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World Famous W posted:How do I huff the feel good gas from that? What's even the loving point?!
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# ? Jul 5, 2019 17:30 |
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Doesn't require utensils. Neither does whipped cream made with an electric mixer. Also lol at condescending to people for having the nerve to buy whipped cream instead of buying whipping cream and then whipping it by hand.
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# ? Jul 5, 2019 18:53 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:Doesn't require utensils. Neither does whipped cream made with an electric mixer. Also lol at condescending to people for having the nerve to buy whipped cream instead of buying whipping cream and then whipping it by hand. It's fine for them, I just really hate the taste and it's got corn syrup and seaweed in it. Gromit posted:Don't forget chocolate. They have some sort of Stockholm Syndrome with the flavoured soap they think is chocolate in the US. There's good chocolate available, but I've found you can't make a proper s'more without Hershey's. You wouldn't believe the amount of chocolate we brought home from Switzerland, though.
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# ? Jul 5, 2019 19:41 |
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It was interesting seeing grocery stores in the UK and Germany when i was over there because i mean they had prepared and canned and frozen foods etc and people bought them, despite every single person on the internet telling me that only an American would be so depraved as to not mill their own flour every day and etc.
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# ? Jul 5, 2019 19:46 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:Doesn't require utensils. Neither does whipped cream made with an electric mixer. Also lol at condescending to people for having the nerve to buy whipped cream instead of buying whipping cream and then whipping it by hand. Can you even buy whipped cream at a grocery store? I thought it was all "whipped topping".
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# ? Jul 5, 2019 20:57 |
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Beachcomber posted:It's fine for them, I just really hate the taste and it's got corn syrup and seaweed in it. It's all so cheap. I brought so many Toblerones home. So very many Toblerones
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# ? Jul 5, 2019 21:46 |
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The Moon Monster posted:Can you even buy whipped cream at a grocery store? I thought it was all "whipped topping". Cabot makes a good one, cream is actually the first ingredient too.
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 00:24 |
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Biplane posted:Many people outside of America make their own whipped cream by «whipping» cream in a bowl with utensils until it thickens. So do a great many people inside America, you knob I just can't imagine not being aware, even from movies or something, that pre-made was even an option
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 01:07 |
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Not a comic, but remember when that whipped cream thing exploded and killed that lady? That sure was hosed up.
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 01:12 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:Doesn't require utensils. Neither does whipped cream made with an electric mixer. Also lol at condescending to people for having the nerve to buy whipped cream instead of buying whipping cream and then whipping it by hand. It's a reusable nitrous cracker, expansion chamber, and an easy to use valve. It can also be used to make whipped cream.
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 02:55 |
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projecthalaxy posted:It was interesting seeing grocery stores in the UK and Germany when i was over there because i mean they had prepared and canned and frozen foods etc and people bought them, despite every single person on the internet telling me that only an American would be so depraved as to not mill their own flour every day and etc. We have literal children concentration camps at the moment, but Europeans mainly focus on how we call a fried piece of potato the wrong thing, etc. Being a petty hypocritical dipshit is right up there on the list of traditional ways to greet people in the uk/continental Europe.
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 03:08 |
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The major issue is we both eat frozen food, but American frozen food is better and they're loving jealous of it so they pretend no eats it in Europe.
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 03:21 |
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Skwirl posted:The major issue is we both eat frozen food, but American frozen food is better and they're loving jealous of it so they pretend no eats it in Europe.
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 03:33 |
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With the way people get judgy about it, I'm imagining European groceries with a curtained off section like the porno corner of video rental stores where locals discreetly pick out their frozen pizzas and chicken tendies while trying to avoid the disapproving glare of their countrymen. Some Brit is probably smuggling a cube of Kraft singles inside a hollowed out wheel of wensleydale as we speak.
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 07:32 |
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mysterious frankie posted:We have literal children concentration camps at the moment, but Europeans mainly focus on how we call a fried piece of potato the wrong thing, etc. Being a petty hypocritical dipshit is right up there on the list of traditional ways to greet people in the uk/continental Europe. ...uh, I don't think Europeans do that. I should know, I am one.
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 07:46 |
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The Bloop posted:So do a great many people inside America, you knob It's not really the same thing. It's like comparing Easy Cheese and a regular cheese. Even the best whipped cream in a can I had was nowhere near in quality to a regular whipped cream made by whipping it at home. And regarding my post that you quoted and couldn't somehow understand, what I meant was that cream doesn't spontaneously become whipped cream without being processed in any way. The whipped cream that comes out of an aerosol can is not pre-made but you make it when you press the button (the can is an "utensil" which you make the whipped cream with).
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 09:13 |
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Captain Jesus posted:It's not really the same thing. It's like comparing Easy Cheese and a regular cheese. Even the best whipped cream in a can I had was nowhere near in quality to a regular whipped cream made by whipping it at home. You can buy tubs of whipped cream. Not just the canned poo poo, which doesn't even pretend to be real whipped cream
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 09:17 |
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Samovar posted:...uh, I don't think Europeans do that. I should know, I am one. My condolences
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 11:07 |
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mysterious frankie posted:We have literal children concentration camps at the moment, but Europeans mainly focus on how we call a fried piece of potato the wrong thing, etc. Being a petty hypocritical dipshit is right up there on the list of traditional ways to greet people in the uk/continental Europe. It's the British who call fried pieces of potato the wrong thing, though. On the other hand, there was this brief period where you guys were supposed to call them Freedom Fries, so I'd say it's best to agree that there are dumbasses on all sides.
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 11:50 |
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RFC2324 posted:You can buy tubs of whipped cream. Not just the canned poo poo, which doesn't even pretend to be real whipped cream Like, 95% of the time the “canned poo poo” is just heavy cream and an accelerant though.
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 12:01 |
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RFC2324 posted:You can buy tubs of whipped cream. Not just the canned poo poo, which doesn't even pretend to be real whipped cream I have to admit I've never seen that kind of thing anywhere.
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 14:13 |
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oldpainless posted:My condolences Save your condolences for Europe!
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 14:14 |
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You absolutely cannot buy tubs of whipped cream, it doesn't keep after an hour. You can buy tubs of whipped vegetable oil with artificial flavoring but you'd have to be a real dumb rear end in a top hat to call it whipped cream
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 14:17 |
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RandomFerret posted:You absolutely cannot buy tubs of whipped cream, it doesn't keep after an hour. Whatever you call it, it tastes pretty good by the handful.
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 14:32 |
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Yeah, that's fair
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 14:37 |
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Captain Jesus posted:I'm familiar with all kinds of whipped cream but I really don't know how to whip it without utensils. MY FELLOW AMERICANS I bring you an important discovery. YOU HAVE BEEN LIED TO. - Buy a half pint of heavy whipping cream. You will find it in the milk cooler, lurking near the half & half. - Get a slightly larger lidded container, like a jar. Pour about 1/4 of the cream into the jar. Screw the lid on tight. Shake it HARD. - After about 30 seconds of shaking it will magically turn into real whipped cream. When the half pint is mostly gone, you can just hold the top shut and shake it then scoop it right out of the container. comic:
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 17:12 |
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whipped cream makes everything taste so drat good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM0lu8xx0R4
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 17:14 |
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Samovar posted:...uh, I don't think Europeans do that. I should know, I am one. Exactly what a European who does that would say
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 18:08 |
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 19:24 |
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This is the dumbest derail this thread has seen, and that's saying something.
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 20:27 |
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Slimy Hog posted:This is the dumbest derail this thread has seen, and that's saying something. According to my grandfather, in Scotland they settle these sorts of disagreements by emitting highly focused cones of deadly sound and whomever is able to overcome the other persons cone of sound with their own kills them Scanners-style, then is rewarded by the audience with biker speed and cranachan (both fresh, not store bought).
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 20:46 |
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mysterious frankie posted:According to my grandfather, in Scotland they settle these sorts of disagreements by emitting highly focused cones of deadly sound and whomever is able to overcome the other persons cone of sound with their own kills them Scanners-style, then is rewarded by the audience with biker speed and cranachan (both fresh, not store bought). That's a strange way of describing a bagpipes-off.
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 20:50 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:That's a strange way of describing a bagpipes-off. That's a strange name for a blowie contest
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 21:01 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:That's a strange name for a blowie contest Sure, but at least my experimental "blow constantly and apply gradually increasing pressure" technique will finally get some use.
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 21:31 |
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projecthalaxy posted:It was interesting seeing grocery stores in the UK and Germany when i was over there because i mean they had prepared and canned and frozen foods etc and people bought them, despite every single person on the internet telling me that only an American would be so depraved as to not mill their own flour every day and etc. we're still allowed to be snooty because we don't have the defects level handbook
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 21:33 |
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Syd Midnight posted:comic: Can we forget about the whipped cream and focus on what the heck that grey thing is?
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 21:47 |
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Looks like a single edge razor blade?
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 21:54 |
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A razor blade
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 21:56 |
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gleebster posted:Can we forget about the whipped cream and focus on what the heck that grey thing is? I think he's a combination clapperboard and thermometer. Anyway:
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