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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Danaru posted:

Cardassians love Bajor Blast

Made from real bajorans!

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


sodastream really needs to reconsider some of these crossover promotions

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/LLW902/status/1146553723658866688?s=19

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/Pinboard/status/1146479570364690433

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://twitter.com/agiantanteater/status/1146555820156641281

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/finnskata/status/1146681109729726465?s=21

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/supermathskid/status/1146683469243867136?s=19

I'm constantly amazed that we elected Donald Trump and England is still worse.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/supermathskid/status/1146683469243867136?s=19

I'm constantly amazed that we elected Donald Trump and England is still worse.

You think they had such a big empire because they enjoyed living there?

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Isn't the sugar tax just a burden on poor families for one of the few pleasures they can afford?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Katt posted:

Isn't the sugar tax just a burden on poor families for one of the few pleasures they can afford?

Kinda, sorta. VAT in general is an incredibly regressive tax to begin with.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/hayleyglyphs/status/1146667835692740611?s=19

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

MizPiz posted:

Trump's doing the parade because, after being filtered through his dementia, he thinks one of the journalists he had a petty feud with said he couldn't organize one

I meant, what did the journalist actually say, and what did trump say about his desire for the parade that shows he thinks that?

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

Honestly, I don't know what's more plausible: that Disney would have so much time and money that their r&d team would spend some on creating fake racists to make themselves seem more woke by comparison, or that people on the internet would be so racist that they'd create an angry campaign against a film when they only thing they know about it is that a black woman is starring in it.

It's both. The answer is both. Welcome to hellworld.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:

I meant, what did the journalist actually say, and what did trump say about his desire for the parade that shows he thinks that?

Nothing, it's just a joke about how Trump's a petty New York socialite with dementia

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://twitter.com/CoolPics/status/1146695431386124290

https://twitter.com/CoolPics/status/1145763036738674688

https://twitter.com/KurtBusiek/status/1146611236320112640

https://twitter.com/Sethrogen/status/1146118092554145794

https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1146839873908854784

El Gallinero Gros has a new favorite as of 23:30 on Jul 4, 2019

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/probirdrights/status/1146805773915136000?s=21

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Is he having a stroke?

Nah, he’s talking about a meeting in the city of Pocahontas and listing the issues that came up. If you look at his profile he always tweets this way

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/helllvetika/status/1146558700511010818?s=21

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



https://twitter.com/Natariouslie/status/1128873572015853569

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

If that's truethen why's shoulder surgery so dadgum expensive!?!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/BeschlossDC/status/1146983189581164544

Katt
Nov 14, 2017


I thought Halle Berry was playing Ariel and everyone was just making typos.

Come to think of it she's probably a hundred years old by Hollywood standards by now....

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/1146981450907996160?s=20

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Katt posted:

I thought Halle Berry was playing Ariel and everyone was just making typos.

Come to think of it she's probably a hundred years old by Hollywood standards by now....

Me too. Honestly I was confused why they were casting a 52 year old woman to play a teenager

Anyway here's content:https://twitter.com/TheHorrorMaster/status/1146845700333830144?s=19

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
This sure is a thread.

https://twitter.com/dwayne98835556/status/1146481843023306754

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

The STDH thread is that way

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Piell posted:

The STDH thread is that way

It's all real, I saw the whole thing.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1147136799027937280

King

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Piell posted:

The STDH thread is that way

If you think that was meant to be taken as real you stopped reading way before the end.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Blue Footed Booby posted:

If you think that was meant to be taken as real you stopped reading way before the end.

No one is allowed to post fictional stories on the internet. Using social media for entertainment purposes is illegal. Every story told MUST be 100% true as per the United Nations or you're going to internet jail.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Blue Footed Booby posted:

If you think that was meant to be taken as real you stopped reading way before the end.

Yes I did, because I'M SO WACKY shaggy dog stories are boring

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
I don't get the punchline. :smith:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Beartaco posted:

I don't get the punchline. :smith:

:thermidor:, basically.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/popehat/status/1147154371462848512?s=21

https://twitter.com/popehat/status/1147153086302973952?s=21

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/codeinekev/status/1146588564093853697?s=21

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
I think I'm officially old af because I don't understand anything on this page.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://mobile.twitter.com/mattcohe...er%3D29%23pti14

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
A story of how a far-right rent-a-gob almost collapsed the trial of a grooming gang.

https://twitter.com/lizziedearden/status/1147180742201552902

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/TweetPotato314/status/1146771237902979072?s=19

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

im on the net me boys posted:

https://twitter.com/EvaMozesKor/status/1146516301759811594?s=19
A Holocaust medical experiment survivor died like two days ago and this was her last tweet

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