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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

SpacePig posted:

But if it's not women prejudging them because of their height, then it might mean there's a problem with their personalities or lifestyles or something. That seems unlikely.

General conscription is revealing because about 90% of an age group are all in one place and you can tell that Napoleon complex (or "short man syndrome") is literally a thing.

It doesn't help that some women/men are hung up on their partners' height I guess :shrug:

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

SpacePig posted:

But if it's not women prejudging them because of their height, then it might mean there's a problem with their personalities or lifestyles or something. That seems unlikely.

I was going to make up a new word that combined "incel" with "short" or something but then I thought to myself "I bet those fuckers already have a word for that" so I checked the Wikipedia page and yep, turns out he's a heightcel.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

chitoryu12 posted:

Short guys can get women very, very easily outside of dating sites if they have a good personality. Look at how many people want to gently caress Peter Dinklage. Dude is 4'4 and he oozes charm with the voice of melted chocolate.

That dudes a rich actor with a very nice face, not really a fair comparison to dumpy the incel.

In person dating would deffo work better for someone in his situation (not him, obv, if anything this guy might come off better online, since he could pretend to not be an rear end in a top hat).

People get really ugly when you reduce a person to a pile of numbers and descriptors. Some goon who worked at a sperm bank once talked about how how if you were considering being a donor, you better be white (no gingers), and over 6ft, cause otherwise it was going in the trash.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I was going to make up a new word that combined "incel" with "short" or something but then I thought to myself "I bet those fuckers already have a word for that" so I checked the Wikipedia page and yep, turns out he's a heightcel.

Mincel sounds more fitting, though.

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

SpacePig posted:

Mincel sounds more fitting, though.

Tincel.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

SpacePig posted:

Mincel sounds more fitting, though.

That's when you're celibate because there's no such thing as a real life Despicable Me Minion for them to gently caress.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I was going to make up a new word that combined "incel" with "short" or something but then I thought to myself "I bet those fuckers already have a word for that" so I checked the Wikipedia page and yep, turns out he's a heightcel.

How is it not shincel

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Screaming Idiot posted:

That's when you're celibate because there's no such thing as a real life Despicable Me Minion for them to gently caress.

Just paint the dude from the video yellow and slap some overalls on him.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

What a virgin hangs on his Christmas tree.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

People are kinda proving the dude's point in the way everyone's first reaction is to mock him for being short, instead of the actual things that make him a horrible person. There's definitely a lot of prejudice against short dudes, even among people who are otherwise pretty body positive.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

bike tory posted:

People are kinda proving the dude's point in the way everyone's first reaction is to mock him for being short, instead of the actual things that make him a horrible person. There's definitely a lot of prejudice against short dudes, even among people who are otherwise pretty body positive.

Nobody here would be mocking his height if he were a decent person. Once you start abusing people in public for no reason and challenging them to fights for telling you to stop, all bets are off.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

It's bad to make fun of people for something they have no control over.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
OMG move on



BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Short charming guys get pretty much the same amount of dates as tall charming guys.

Short arseholes get slightly less dates than tall arseholes.

So guess what this short arsehole focuses on?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Shifty Nipples posted:

It's bad to make fun of people for something they have no control over.

At a certain level of dickishness, you lose all entitlement to politeness.

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008
Bald guys with bad combovers get made fun of while bald guys like The Rock who own it are sex symbols.
Fat guys who dress and carry themselves well can come across as distinguished while Trump gets made fun of for being a gross tub of poo poo.
Peter Dinklage is more manly and respected than probably anyone here regardless of his height. Bagel Baby is made fun of for his height because he's throwing a tantrum about that specific thing.

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Jim DiGriz posted:

Finally, some uplifting news.
:perfect:

CreedThoughts
Sep 24, 2007
Thanks, I've never owned a refrigerator

Jerry Cotton posted:

Short guys should realize most women are short(er than the average guy) and aren't assholes who care about height.

Problem with most incels seems to be that they go after a very limited group of women, and in this guy's case, the ones that are likely to have something in their profiles like "Don't talk to me if your height starts with a 5" or some other nonsense. With the amount of couples I have seen, literally anyone should be able to find someone as long as they have realistic expectations. A 5 foot even short balding chubby guy is probably not gonna land a model, but there are plenty of cute women that would go for him (I imagine his personality is likely his biggest shortcoming).

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Oct 30, 2009

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chitoryu12 posted:

I'm pretty sure Dinklage would still pick up girls easily even if he wasn't famous. Have you seen an interview with him? He's got the perfect "whiskey and cigar by the library fireplace to show you the diamond necklace he bought you" thing going on in a condensed package.

Also dwarves have huge dicks. That’s just what I heard. Whether they are huge or normal and therefore look huge due to size disparity is something I’m unsure of.


Please join me in talking about dwarf dick sizes.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

oldpainless posted:

Also dwarves have huge dicks. That’s just what I heard. Whether they are huge or normal and therefore look huge due to size disparity is something I’m unsure of.


Please join me in talking about dwarf dick sizes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ44aQWnH4I

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

Nobody here would be mocking his height if he were a decent person. Once you start abusing people in public for no reason and challenging them to fights for telling you to stop, all bets are off.

If there's a woman in front of you being an rear end in a top hat to the wait staff it doesn't mean you can throw misogynistic abuse at her. You don't get a pass to be racist if a black person clips your wing mirror in a parking lot then drives off. Same with this dude. No need to take aim at short guys because this dude is being a poo poo.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

oldpainless posted:

Also dwarves have huge dicks. That’s just what I heard. Whether they are huge or normal and therefore look huge due to size disparity is something I’m unsure of.


Please join me in talking about dwarf dick sizes.

I know this one! The answer is: it depends on the type of dwarfism. Some have proportionally normal dicks, others have regular dude dicks on a small body, which looks huge (this technique is used in porn, in a fashion)

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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One More Fat Nerd posted:

I know this one! The answer is: it depends on the type of dwarfism. Some have proportionally normal dicks, others have regular dude dicks on a small body, which looks huge (this technique is used in porn, in a fashion)

Dwarf porn?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

bike tory posted:

No need to take aim at short guys because this dude is being a poo poo.

Pretty sure everyone here is in agreement that short people are great in general. And perhaps have the best dicks.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

oldpainless posted:

Dwarf porn?

Nah you just get a short guy (like 5,6") with an above average but not absurd dick and pair him up with a tiny actress (like under 5ft). Without something in the shot to easily establish scale, the audience assumes its two regular sized ppl and the dude has a ginormous dick.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

chitoryu12 posted:

Gaston is prime avatar material.

Edit: And Yzma.

Edit: And Tiana.

The Pocahontas pilgrim swap looks like a cartoon Danny Trejo

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

I giggled

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

BOOTY-ADE posted:

The Pocahontas pilgrim swap looks like a cartoon Danny Trejo

Machete Pocahontas vs the mayor of Halloween Town.

Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs

Would you call it... a grackle cackle?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The Bloop posted:

OMG move on




Is this Dilbert

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Wow that woman is not funny

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

krinklechip posted:

Would you call it... a grackle cackle?

Nah not really

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
It was more of a crow of laughter

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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bike tory posted:

If there's a woman in front of you being an rear end in a top hat to the wait staff it doesn't mean you can throw misogynistic abuse at her. You don't get a pass to be racist if a black person clips your wing mirror in a parking lot then drives off. Same with this dude. No need to take aim at short guys because this dude is being a poo poo.

How tall are you, manlet?

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Jafar looks like the 2019 live action Jafar

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

bike tory posted:

If there's a woman in front of you being an rear end in a top hat to the wait staff it doesn't mean you can throw misogynistic abuse at her. You don't get a pass to be racist if a black person clips your wing mirror in a parking lot then drives off. Same with this dude. No need to take aim at short guys because this dude is being a poo poo.

I'd like for you to explain how being a short man is equivalent to being a woman or black person in society.

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Nov 8, 2018

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bike tory posted:

If there's a woman in front of you being an rear end in a top hat to the wait staff it doesn't mean you can throw misogynistic abuse at her. You don't get a pass to be racist if a black person clips your wing mirror in a parking lot then drives off. Same with this dude. No need to take aim at short guys because this dude is being a poo poo.

lmao

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