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Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

The painted-on muscles are my favorite part. Not only gave himself a six-pack, but also contoured his pecs to be more sculpted.

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Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

The right side of this photo is cut off in a suspicious manner.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Dagen H posted:

The right side of this photo is cut off in a suspicious manner.

I'd like to think it's two people facing each other, both bending forward, one on top of the other. Little bit of Neapolitan ice-cream for the top person and a fart from the other, making GBS threads rainbows.

Reminds me of watching a dairy stock-clerk pour out five gallons of random ice cream into the mop sink. She stood there looking at what she'd done and said, "Looks like Care-Bear puke." I guess you had to be there.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Dagen H posted:

The right side of this photo is cut off in a suspicious manner.

Probably all kinds of stuff back there...weird stuff... butt stuff...

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


Yo gentlemen hit her up

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Violet_Sky posted:



Yo gentlemen hit her up

:allbuttons:

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

friendship ended with PONY CUM JAR
now HONEYMOON CUM NECKLACE is my best friend

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Violet_Sky posted:



Yo gentlemen hit her up

Post her pic.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Nah. just post the necklace.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Violet_Sky posted:



Yo gentlemen hit her up

Amazing, an 8 year old posting on SA!

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
"That's really pretty much it" is the loving understatement of a lifetime.

Yeah, I organize orgies at least twice a month, my husband got me teen pregnant and I wear his literal pearl necklace every day. Also butt stuff.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
jizz necklace math tells me one or both of those kids were born out of wedlock

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

Wild T posted:

"That's really pretty much it" is the loving understatement of a lifetime.

Yeah, I organize orgies at least twice a month, my husband got me teen pregnant and I wear his literal pearl necklace every day. Also butt stuff.

Dont forget the fact that shes down for 420!

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTI5OX3ku4I

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


I hope this is fake :smith:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Violet_Sky posted:



I hope this is fake :smith:

ehhh not enough context. The kid might have everything they need because the mom was going without

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


The Bloop posted:

ehhh not enough context. The kid might have everything they need because the mom was going without

The kid took the picture with his new iphone

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
uh well I hope she wasn't waiting for the check to clothe and feed her child

I see nothing wrong here on its face - some people just have a kneejerk reaction to people without much money buying little things for themselves

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhszQbOl95k

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

The Bloop posted:

ehhh not enough context. The kid might have everything they need because the mom was going without
I work in child support, and one of the most common things I hear is "as soon as I started paying she went out and bought a new car/clothes/something" and I'll patiently explain that the extra few hundred dollars a month probably made it so she could afford to do so. Also the kids benefit from that as a new(er) car is less likely to break down so they can get to school or the doctor or soccer practice. There are some money-grubbing custodial parents and they're almost invariably the ones who are getting several thousand dollars in support and alimony.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


SubponticatePoster posted:

I work in child support, and one of the most common things I hear is "as soon as I started paying she went out and bought a new car/clothes/something" and I'll patiently explain that the extra few hundred dollars a month probably made it so she could afford to do so. Also the kids benefit from that as a new(er) car is less likely to break down so they can get to school or the doctor or soccer practice. There are some money-grubbing custodial parents and they're almost invariably the ones who are getting several thousand dollars in support and alimony.

No no you must wear a burlap sack dress and eat nothin but ramen while you care for my child.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


:ohdear:

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


I'm not entirely sure where this goes. I think it's awkward, but not for the obvious reason.

A woman ordered a 'Moana' cake for her daughter -- but the baker heard 'marijuana'

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/11/us/moana-marijuana-cake-mistake-trnd/index.html

Take a look at that cake:

nashona
May 8, 2014

Though she be but little, she is fierce


Violet_Sky posted:

Dont forget the fact that shes down for 420!

And probably 69.

Wait till her daughters realize what "mommy's heirloom pearl necklace" is made of.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

nashona posted:

And probably 69.

Wait till her daughters realize what "mommy's heirloom pearl necklace" is made of
Pearls?

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

I'm pretty sure the doctor isn't just gonna shrug off "my tit is leaking green poo poo" but what do I know, right?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008


This is a titty abscess.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Hirayuki posted:

I'm not entirely sure where this goes. I think it's awkward, but not for the obvious reason.

A woman ordered a 'Moana' cake for her daughter -- but the baker heard 'marijuana'

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/11/us/moana-marijuana-cake-mistake-trnd/index.html

Take a look at that cake:



A 25 year old having a Disney ice-cream cake ordered by your mum is pretty AUG also, in my opinion.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


BrigadierSensible posted:

A 25 year old having a Disney ice-cream cake ordered by your mum is pretty AUG also, in my opinion.
Bingo. If a woman had called me to order a Moana cake for her daughter, but also said that her daughter was turning 25, I probably would have mentally auto-corrected it to "marijuana," too.

Also: Kensli. On a 25-year-old!

(The cake is pretty awesome, though, all things considered.)

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


BrigadierSensible posted:

A 25 year old having a Disney ice-cream cake ordered by your mum is pretty AUG also, in my opinion.

Sorry some people's mothers love them?

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Scathach posted:

Sorry some people's mothers love them?

Naming her "Kensli" suggests otherwise

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
What if her name had been Marijuana? Or Marijuana Pepsi?

I got chastised by somebody for basically being a judgmental dick about stupid names and how other people judging you based on your name being weird is a fault of theirs, not yours. I get where they were coming from, but I still think it's a stupid name. Don't name your kids after drugs or fuckin brands.

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Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I'm the transparent photoshop background on the weed pony

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Scathach posted:

Sorry some people's mothers love them?

being loved by your parents is the real AUG

ParserGirl
Jun 3, 2005

No one who loves someone would inflict an ice cream cake on them.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tetracube posted:

I'm the transparent photoshop background on the weed pony

Sorry I already called it in my head

Better luck next time

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

The Bloop posted:

Sorry I already called it in my head

Better luck next time
Maybe one of you can be the white squares and the other the grey squares?

taiyoko
Jan 10, 2008


ParserGirl posted:

No one who loves someone would inflict an ice cream cake on them.

gently caress you, ice cream cakes are the best cakes.

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Violet_Sky posted:



Yo gentlemen hit her up

That's my school :cripes:

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Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Happy Landfill posted:

That's my school :cripes:

Trip report, please

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