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Dagen H posted:Trip report, please I will diligently check for anyone wearing a *checks post*...cum jar necklace
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Dagen H posted:Trip report, please "had a good time all around, they had pizza rolls, also I somehow caught a new strain syphilis so potent that my teeth are breaking out in weeping sores and my genitalia are screaming in latin"
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Jul 12, 2019 05:19
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Violet_Sky posted:
Are you the seller here? It's fascinating to me how lovely people seem to think that everyone thinks like them.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:It's fascinating to me how lovely people seem to think that everyone thinks like them. To some degree we all tend to assume others we meet are going to be like us in thought and background. Once we start experiencing the world, we grow out of it to varying degrees. With lovely people, it's pretty much a willful effort to keep thinking everyone has to be as lovely as they are.
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Racists especially think that everyone is like them, just too scared to admit it else they get attacked by the SJW police.
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RatHat posted:Racists especially think that everyone is like them, just too scared to admit it else they get attacked by the SJW police. Just talk to trans women who went stealth/were closeted for a long time. Men will say the most disgusting thing when they're among "other guys". If you look white and like guns, watch the disgusting racism come oozing out.
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It's fun to call them out in what they think is a safe racist space, they either turn red and die of shame or double down and accuse you of being gay. It's always gay, I don't know why.
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Jul 12, 2019 11:49
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is white hates and avoids people based upon skin color yep, racist
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cakesmith handyman posted:It's fun to call them out in what they think is a safe racist space, they either turn red and die of shame or double down and accuse you of being gay. It's always gay, I don't know why. This is my personal hobby. Working for the fire department gave me PLENTY of experience with racist shitlords. If the average person only knew how disgusting fire departments are in terms of sexism and racism.
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rodbeard posted:As a white guy who is a gamer with a stem degree I absolutely dread being alone with other white people because they invariably assume I want to hear their disgusting opinions and will agree with them. Or maybe it's them avoiding you on the account of your being a gamer. It's all about perspectives, dude.
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rodbeard posted:As a white guy who is a gamer with a stem degree I absolutely dread being alone with other white people because they invariably assume I want to hear their disgusting opinions and will agree with them. :similar:
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Are you the seller here? It's fascinating to me how lovely people seem to think that everyone thinks like them. No, I found this post somewhere. I dunno why that shithead wonders about black people owning jeeps.
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Tashilicious posted:Just talk to trans women who went stealth/were closeted for a long time. Men will say the most disgusting thing when they're among "other guys". 
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cakesmith handyman posted:It's fun to call them out in what they think is a safe racist space, they either turn red and die of shame or double down and accuse you of being gay. It's always gay, I don't know why. One well placed "the gently caress, dude?" can really spook some lads. Even putting a hairline fracture in their assumptions that they can be a poo poo and no-one will see them being a poo poo is enough. Of course if you do that then you're the fragile one who can't handle the real world, but, y'know.
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Somfin posted:One well placed "the gently caress, dude?" can really spook some lads. Even putting a hairline fracture in their assumptions that they can be a poo poo and no-one will see them being a poo poo is enough. Jim Gaffigan has a bit where he talks about how pale and blonde he is and how people will try to do "nudge-nudge-wink-wink" racist jokes to him, and he's just "What is it about me that made you think that I wanted to hear that?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF_EkytrlS8
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The Bloop posted:ehhh not enough context. The kid might have everything they need because the mom was going without Funny thing apropos of child support... I worked with a woman who was divorced from a millionaire. She received nothing from the divorce, pre-nup, fault, I don't know. Either way, she paid him $45 a month in child support. She only worked part time. Of course, she only had supervised visitation for her kids so something must have been really messed up. Her mom could take the kids on her own, but she could not. Everything about her was awkward. Everything was weird. She thought people were after her. She insisted that she was being hacked by someone from IP 127.0.0.1 and they called it localhost. Who are these localhost people? Why are they hacking me? My Ex must have hired them. She also never showed up to work earlier than 1 hour past the start of her shift.
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mostlygray posted:Funny thing apropos of child support... I worked with a woman who was divorced from a millionaire. She received nothing from the divorce, pre-nup, fault, I don't know. Either way, she paid him $45 a month in child support. She only worked part time. schizophrenia is a hell of a thing
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ParserGirl posted:No one who loves someone would inflict an ice cream cake on them. The AUGest post in the thread.
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taiyoko posted:gently caress you, ice cream cakes are the best cakes.
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Man, y'all have a weird way of saying "cookie cakes are the best goddamn cakes ever conceived." Also I'm lactose intolerant so no ice cream cakes for me unless I want to poo poo my brains out for the rest of the day  Edit: gently caress now I want some cookie cake.
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Dick Burglar posted:Man, y'all have a weird way of saying "cookie cakes are the best goddamn cakes ever conceived." I feel your pain. And that's why I carry a small bottle of lactase pills in my backpack pretty much all the time. I don't even eat much dairy, but sometimes you're out somewhere and something looks good, or you're on an airplane and the lactose-free meal always sucks, or maybe you just wanna be like gently caress it the bourbon caramel shake here is delicious. I like to travel unencumbered, but those pills have spared me a lot of discomfort.
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ReidRansom posted:I feel your pain. Every time I mention being lactose intolerant, people mention lactase pills. I know about them and I take them when consuming dairy, but they're of limited use to people with more severe lactose intolerance. I can get away with a little cheese on top of food, but ice cream and milk are still pretty much guaranteed to ruin my day. The other day I caved and drank a milkshake (with lactase pills), and I severely regretted it. You wanna know what's awkward, ugly, and gross? Try sharing a bathroom with me on days like that.
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I was relieved when it turned out to be just drugs, how hosed up is that
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Dick Burglar posted:You wanna know what's awkward, ugly, and gross? Try sharing a bathroom with me on days like that. I've lived alone for a few years now and sharing a bathroom is the one thing I don't think I could ever go back to when it comes to having roommates or a significant other. Knowing I can do whatever I need to do in there and there's nobody around to witness it is very very nice.
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Dick Burglar posted:Every time I mention being lactose intolerant, people mention lactase pills. I know about them and I take them when consuming dairy, but they're of limited use to people with more severe lactose intolerance. I can get away with a little cheese on top of food, but ice cream and milk are still pretty much guaranteed to ruin my day. The other day I caved and drank a milkshake (with lactase pills), and I severely regretted it. Ahh, well that sucks. Basebf555 posted:I've lived alone for a few years now and sharing a bathroom is the one thing I don't think I could ever go back to when it comes to having roommates or a significant other. Knowing I can do whatever I need to do in there and there's nobody around to witness it is very very nice. Having an SO means not caring what sounds or smells are happening in there.
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ReidRansom posted:Having an SO means not caring what sounds or smells are happening in there. I'm always embarrassed regardless of how understanding the other person is.
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Mr Hootington posted:This is a titty abscess. excellent post/username combo
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My girlfriend and I have agreed that, wherever we live, we always want to have at least two bathrooms. You never want to be in a situation where you both badly have to poop and there's only one bathroom. Unrelated: 
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Still can't not parse it as an illiterate's best sporting try at making a 'G.'
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Basebf555 posted:I'm always embarrassed regardless of how understanding the other person is. Four years ago, I was on my third date with a guy who had pretty severe celiac. He ate something that had gluten in it, and ended up destroying my bathroom for a good 45 minutes. At about the halfway point I knocked, told him where Tums and Pepto were, or if I could get him anything for his stomach. He was absolutely mortified after he was finished. I just told him where the air freshener was. We're still together.
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I had an old white baptist woman tell me, at work, how Obama was the Antichrist and tolerance is the problem with the world. Completely from nowhere, she just saw me and went hogwild.
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Basebf555 posted:I'm always embarrassed regardless of how understanding the other person is. My very first date with this lady, we met at her apartment to hang out and talk before going to get dinner. I ended up clogging her toilet, and she had just moved. She hadn't bought a new plunger yet. I almost leapt out the 3rd story window. Married two years this August. We routinely fart on one another, while my girlfriend calls us animals and fans the room with pillows.
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I had an old white baptist woman tell me, at work, how Obama was the Antichrist and tolerance is the problem with the world. Completely from nowhere, she just saw me and went hogwild. I know the plasma donation place is basically shooting fish in a barrel for crazies sometimes, but I had a guy sit next to me and go into a long, passionate speech about how Muslims (as a whole apparently) are the Antichrist, the Kaaba is the Beast, and smartphones are the mark of the Beast. Then he pulled out his scuffed and cracked smartphone, and played poo poo-tier rap over the speaker, until someone told him to knock that poo poo off. I half think he was messing with me, but dude seemed to really believe his whole speech.
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