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GelatinSkeleton posted:this is from pages back but I just want you all to know that the lady nurse at my methadone clinic (2.5 years clean!) has seen my penis on multiple occasions. so I guess the same sex rule doesn't always apply? Have you tried not opening your trench coat in front of her in the parking lot?
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Somfin posted:I'm the broken lamp, overturned dinner table and two hours of abusive shouting that preceded this attempted happy photo-op I'm the 14yo forced into a dress style more fitting for a 5yo, made to carry a doll and forced into being a spectacle so I'm crying because it all sucks. Who the gently caress does that to their kid? loving terrible.
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Scathach posted:I'm the 14yo forced into a dress style more fitting for a 5yo, made to carry a doll and forced into being a spectacle so I'm crying because it all sucks. Santorum is a horrible human being in just about every capacity so it tracks.
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Scathach posted:I'm the 14yo forced into a dress style more fitting for a 5yo, made to carry a doll and forced into being a spectacle so I'm crying because it all sucks. That's just standard Christian Homeschooler attire.
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Scathach posted:I'm the 14yo forced into a dress style more fitting for a 5yo, made to carry a doll and forced into being a spectacle so I'm crying because it all sucks.
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SLOSifl posted:I’ll try to find a link if needed.
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The doll can't hear everyone. That doesn't even make sense. The doll only hears Rick. They've said this publicly several times.
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bossy lady posted:I'll never understand why politicians drag their wife and kids on stage while they look like assholes in front of all of America. If you are a man and don't have a wife, you are obviously gay, and therefore unelectable. If you are a woman, and aren't married with kids, you are obviously one of those women's lib feminists, and therefore unelectable. These are things that real life people in 2019 believe.
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BrigadierSensible posted:If you are a man and don't have a wife, you are obviously gay, and therefore unelectable. Basically this, but for chuds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAReS2JnJ18
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SLOSifl posted:The crazy fact about that picture is that the crying girl isn’t their daughter, she just carries around the doll for them. Only Rick can hear the doll but they are pretty sure the doll can hear everyone. The girl cries all the time and they like it. I’ll try to find a link if needed. I thought this was a joke... this is a joke... isn't it? 
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Solice Kirsk posted:The doll can't hear everyone. That doesn't even make sense. The doll only hears Rick. They've said this publicly several times.
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 Ah yes, manspreading. That thing that's never been a real issue but should definitely be solved with sexism and also terribly ugly and uncomfortable chairs. E I also love the idea of wood forcibly spreading my legs. Scathach has a new favorite as of 19:35 on Jul 17, 2019 |
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the solution to “manspreading” is not to be found in specialized seating, imo the solution is to lady-spread back, wider and harder 
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Jul 17, 2019 19:39
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I’d rather slice off my balls than have them stuck to my sweaty leg all day.
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I bet whoever got second place at the national design contest was pissed that they lost to a click bait gimmick
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Scathach posted:
whitefeminism.jpg
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Her experience in manspreading? They even frame it as something done to her.
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It’s ok to make fun of those kids but when I make fun of the blacks somehow I’m the one who’s a “racist” and “loving” and “a loving racist”
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also man spreading is a bench problem, not a chair problem this just isn't adding up y'all
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hawowanlawow posted:I bet whoever got second place at the national design contest was pissed that they lost to a click bait gimmick
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Scathach posted:
I was on a crowded bus today and a dude was taking up two seats so he could spread. other dude was taking up a seat and a half so he could spread. it was literally at full standing capacity but bros gotta spread.
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BrigadierSensible posted:If you are a man and don't have a wife, you are obviously gay, and therefore unelectable. You also have to believe in god and go to church.
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Public transport can be really convenient but it's also quite nice to spread out and fart as much as I like in my car Though if you farted on the train a bunch I bet people would make room for you to stretch out
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White feminism dot jay peg
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I guarantee if you sit down to one of those men and let a big ole fart slowly, angrily rip, they'll move their drat legs.
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Scathach posted:I guarantee if you sit down to one of those men and let a big ole fart slowly, angrily rip, they'll move their drat legs. greetings from the DeviantArt thread 
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in the timeless Chiller font, no less
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I suppose one way to stop manspreading is to just ruin the concept of chairs. Honestly I'm hypnotized by how bad the design is. It's like the furniture version of live action Sonic. The back is too small to support anything but still big enough to force you to sit straight up. The seat is so flat that it's gonna make your rear end numb. Why can't those walls on the men's chair at least be parallel? Why does the women's version force them to manspread? Am I going crazy?
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SatansOnion posted:the solution to “manspreading” is not to be found in specialized seating, imo In a world where multiple judges in multiple countries have stated, "Just learn to keep your legs together" to women, remember, in their eyes, spread women legs mean uncontrollable rape. So I would hold off on that one.
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There is also the practical issue of who, male or female, upon seeing those chairs would choose the "gender appropriate" chair? And whoever buys the chairs needs to buy the exact amount of boys chairs and girls chairs for their house/conference room/whatever.
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Seems like that image is from the Daily Mail, so I have a sneaking suspicion there’s more to it than “RIP Manspreading” Also the solution to manspreading is unabashed confrontation and humiliation of any and all men everywhere, duh. Tell them to close their loving slut legs.
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Nobody has yet to accept my "cut off everyone's legs and replace them with cool robot spider legs" proposal to RIP mansplaining. No need to sit when you have robot legs.
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Finally, a sensible solution.
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T-man posted:Nobody has yet to accept my "cut off everyone's legs and replace them with cool robot spider legs" proposal to RIP mansplaining. No need to sit when you have robot legs. so is it lobotomies for manspreading
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T-man posted:Nobody has yet to accept my "cut off everyone's legs and replace them with cool robot spider legs" proposal to RIP mansplaining. No need to sit when you have robot legs. Oh gently caress I could tapdance everywhere!
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T-man posted:Nobody has yet to accept my "cut off everyone's legs and replace them with cool robot spider legs" proposal to RIP mansplaining. No need to sit when you have robot legs. I feel like we could achieve real success by combining our two approaches: lady-spreading, with the cybernetically enhanced munitions to back it up 
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I always chuckle inwardly at guys getting indignant about being forced to sit close for fear of crushing their precious genitalia, remembering this dude I used to date who had the very attractive quality of always managing his personal space flawlessly. His tendency to not take up any more room than necessary caught my eye right away; he'd just kind of fold gracefully into himself like a big cat. and not to be indelicate but fellas, if that guy can sit close anyone can, trust me.
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Tashilicious posted:I was on a crowded bus today and a dude was taking up two seats so he could spread. stdh That's a whole lot of 'dudes' doing that thing that supports your argument, despite the fact any other 'dude' would straight up tell them to move the gently caress over in a heartbeat so they can have a seat. You are full of poo poo. Pudding Space has a new favorite as of 09:04 on Jul 18, 2019 |
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