[Mafia] Yobomakeanos Mafia

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Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

A vanilla-less game of Mafia for 13 players.

Roles will be RNG'd once and not fudged. Deadlines will be strictly observed and relatively short, nights will be run like clockwork lasting exactly 24 hours. Lurking is not welcome. Please don't sign up if you don't want to play. Follow standard Mafia rules and etiquette. There are no cults, deathmillers, jesters, or other mod fuckery in this game. There will be no vanilla roles.

Player List

Anomalous Amalgam

Quidthulhu

~~Hal Incandenza~~

Squiggly

~~bowmore~~

~~Mr. Humalong~~

~~Mr. Steak~~

~~b-minus1~~

~~SalTheBard~~

bernstrike

imgay

~~Dick Bastardly~~

Jaded Burnout

bowmore, Yobamonadu was lynched D1.
Mr. Steak, Keanu, was beaten to a pulp N1.
Hal Incandenza, Thanos, was beaten to a pulp N1.
Mr. Humalong, ??? has disappeared without a trace.
b-minus1, Yodakeanos, was found exploded in a smoking crater N1.
Dick Bastardly, Keanobamos, was asphyxiated N1.
SalTheBard, Keanos, was lynched D2.
imgay, Obamos, was cut up into little cauterized chunks N2.
bernstrike, Yobamos, was cut up into little cauterized chunks N2.

Lumpen fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Aug 4, 2019

# ? Jul 17, 2019 19:34

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 07:11

Anomalous Amalgam: Feb 13, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo; Doctor Rope

I'll do the thing.

# ? Jul 17, 2019 23:08

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

i hope i get vanilla

# ? Jul 18, 2019 00:13

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

This is the greatest OP in a mafia game

# ? Jul 18, 2019 01:31

Anomalous Amalgam: Feb 13, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo; Doctor Rope

Hal Incandenza posted:

This is the greatest OP in a mafia game

Perfect in every way

# ? Jul 18, 2019 02:13

Squiggly: Jan 25, 2006; I'm Your Huckleberry

Obamos looks like a guy I'd have a beer with so what if he snapped half of all life away

I'm in but you know which role I'd better get

# ? Jul 18, 2019 02:13

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

yeah ok

# ? Jul 18, 2019 02:24

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Hal Incandenza posted:

This is the greatest OP in a mafia game

Thanks! Is this a signup?

# ? Jul 18, 2019 03:17

Mr. Humalong: May 7, 2007

Obamos looks like The Rock

This is a sign up

# ? Jul 18, 2019 04:25

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

Lumpen posted:

Thanks! Is this a signup?

Naturally

# ? Jul 18, 2019 04:34

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i think im really loving gettin the mafia bug lately.

idk if i can handle even the 2 games im in if i dont die early in yam's. but im having so much fun in both of them so sign me up!

# ? Jul 18, 2019 19:55

Mr. Humalong: May 7, 2007

filling up fast

# ? Jul 18, 2019 21:17

Anomalous Amalgam: Feb 13, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo; Doctor Rope

Mr. Humalong posted:

filling up fast

# ? Jul 20, 2019 01:45

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

filling up fast!

# ? Jul 20, 2019 05:06

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

Whoa

# ? Jul 20, 2019 23:08

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

# ? Jul 20, 2019 23:23

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

Sounds fun.

# ? Jul 21, 2019 20:33

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

LUMPEN,

THIS IS THE BEST OP THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN.

LET�S GET TO WORK.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 07:07

imgay: May 12, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I agree about the op great job.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 17:47

imgay: May 12, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Obamos looks like the rock

# ? Jul 23, 2019 17:48

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

I posted this with nothing planned, just the image. I have been working on the setup. This game will be extremely nonstandard and might be pretty crazy. It will be extremely experimental and may only be Mafia-like. I�m still formulating the concepts and changing things all around every day, but I am hoping that by launch I will have it all architected into an experience that is novel, compelling, balanced, and not possible to break.

Anyway, fair warning it could be quite a ride if my instincts and intuitions lead m to the right decisions, or a total shitshow if my dumb brain overlooks some fundamental flaw in my audacious attempt to try something new.

Still I promise there will be no mod-dishonesty, no fudging, no wincon shifting, and I will try to run a game that respects your time and effort. Thanks for signing up.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 18:34

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

Thank you Lumpen looks fun

# ? Jul 23, 2019 20:16

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i dreamt that i received a role pm for this game and the role was called "hat-bearer" and made no sense.
thanks for listening lol

# ? Jul 24, 2019 16:54

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

lets play some mafia ya freaks

# ? Jul 27, 2019 01:10

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

yeah c'mon two more people

# ? Jul 27, 2019 01:11

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dont give lumpy time to balance his setup! lets start now!

# ? Jul 27, 2019 01:12

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Mr. Steak posted:

yeah c'mon one more person

ftfy

# ? Jul 27, 2019 01:14

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Mr. Steak posted:

dont give lumpy time to balance his setup! lets start now!

... ok

# ? Jul 27, 2019 01:15

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

oh i thought you signed up already for some reason lol

# ? Jul 27, 2019 01:16

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

poo poo, I need to get writing and finish the grand plan before the last slot fills, drat.

# ? Jul 27, 2019 02:25

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

Yo, I'm in. I don't think I've played mafia before which based on yonder venn might be a good thing.

# ? Jul 29, 2019 13:05

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Jaded Burnout posted:

Yo, I'm in. I don't think I've played mafia before which based on yonder venn might be a good thing.

yay!

# ? Jul 29, 2019 13:11

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

usually the "standard rules" are laid out in the OP but generally these are observed: players voted out during the day cycle the require a majority vote, after a player is voted out a :redhammer:

is posted and in thread discussion stops (at least discussion about the game state, other general non game related chatting is usually permissible at this time), day cycles last about 48 irl hours, nights are 24. uuummmmm......... OH YEAH, it is highly recommended to have PM's turned on (discord is also a popular option as of late) so the mod of the game can communicate to you outside the thread, which reminds me, out of thread communication between players is STRICTLY FORBIDDEN (unless otherwise stated in your role PM from the mod)

Dick Bastardly fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Jul 29, 2019

# ? Jul 29, 2019 13:21

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

iv'e probably missed some other important and/or helpful tidbits

the local mafia dads/moms will fill in the gaps if there are any significant ones

# ? Jul 29, 2019 13:23

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

oh yeah NO EDITING POSTS on pain of modkill (after the game "officially" starts)

# ? Jul 29, 2019 13:24

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Ah, geez. Okay I will get roles out tonight and finish setting up the Discord. I wish you all the best of luck.

# ? Jul 29, 2019 17:21

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

{GAME DAY XXX}
[EXT - EARTH IN RUINS - DUSK]
Amidst a heated scrum, one pointy-eared, bearded, besuited, hulking figure lifts a golden gauntlet above his head, thumb poised to strike middle finger. He stands atop piled corpses, and other similar figures grasp toward the gauntlet, their greenish claws, or blackish, whitish, and purplish hands, all desperately pulling and fighting to take the gauntlet for themselves, or prevent the final outcome that is about to occur.
[FREEZE FRAME]
[RECORD SCRATCH]

YOBOMAKEANOS (voice over)
Yep, that�s me. Yobomakeanos. The most powerful and perfect entity ever to exist in all the galaxy. You might be wondering how I ended up here. Well, it�s a crazy story.... But first, we have to go back to Day 1.

{GAME DAY 1}
[EXT - EARTH - DAY]
A butterfly lights gently on the Infinity Gauntlet. Thanos gazes at the fully-bejeweled gauntlet, a mischievous glint in his eye.

YOBOMAKEANOS (voice over)
This big guy, that�s Thanos. I guess you could call him my granddad. I call him a big stupid loving dickhead. Let�s just say we don�t get along. He had the Infinity Gauntlet and all 6 of these Infinity Stones, and he could have done right then what I�m about to do, or even worse.

But instead he decided to use Omnipotence to make the impossible real: to have a baby with US President Barack Obama. They called their son Obamos. Obama cared for Thanos and Obamos of course, but secretly he lusted for more power. He convinced Obamos to make his dream come true, Obamos stole the Reality Stone and used it to bring Yoda into the family... and along came Yobama. Thanos got really jealous and, retaking the Reality Stone, decided to procreate with Keanu Reeves, and thus Keanos was spawned. But then Yoda and Keanu really hit it off and somehow Yodanu was the result. Things got a little crazy when the Reality Stone got tossed up into the air and juggled around between everyone and when the dust cleared, there were Yobamos, Keanobamos, Yodakeanos, and Yobamonadu. My four dads. Yeah, they made me.
I�m the only actually worthy thing to come out of this whole mess, and that�s why I decided I was going to snuff out all my dads, uncles, grandpas, and all the rest of the life, everywhere, until it�s all just me.
All Yobomakeanos, the best, the only. After all, I�m inevitable.

# ? Jul 30, 2019 05:16

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Everybody get in here please... https://discord.gg/adBZSp9

# ? Jul 30, 2019 05:56

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Seeking one replacement! Roles finished, game should open tomorrow at approximately 1pm est. Thank you all for you patience.

# ? Jul 31, 2019 05:36

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 07:11

Quidthulhu: Dec 17, 2003; Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

I will replacement be

# ? Jul 31, 2019 06:19

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