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feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Rumor has it, the worst monsters are the ones we create ourselves.

But watching it again, I guess there's a brief shot of a bipedal monster's hand and back as well. Definitely wouldn't consider that full of monsters, though.

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Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

We got a strigga and a kikimora, that sounds about right for the first season.

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


Deakul posted:

We got a strigga and a kikimora, that sounds about right for the first season.

There will be at least one more monster in there judging by a scene in the trailer, and I'm willing to bet they will throw a vampire in there also.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Cross-Section posted:

I don't know what you folks are talking about, that trailer was full of monsters :confused:

Odds of somebody blubbering "b-buh witchers aren't supposed to kill humans" in the first episode are pretty good I'd imagine

I recently downloaded the game and never read the books or played the other games and just sent Triss and the other sorcerers out of Novigrad and is that spoiler true because if so I have been playing extremely wrong.

You know me by the trail, etc.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

davidspackage posted:

Aside from the brief shot of Geralt under the influence of potions at the end there, that just doesn't look weird enough. But I'll give it a shot and prolly hatewatch it

It does look kinda generic. They should have leaned hard into the weird.

Also getting into Yennefer's backstory, (most of which will have to be made up, I think?), deflates all mystery about the character and it looks like about sorceresses in general.

I am not sure they're really getting it :\


Cavill looks pretty great though, but I am not sure he can do otherwise.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





It looks like the inevitable porn parody

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The game itself is porn not sure why you need a parody

Also am I not supposed to gently caress every character remotely interested in me or am I also playing the game wrong there

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

kiimo posted:

The game itself is porn not sure why you need a parody

Also am I not supposed to gently caress every character remotely interested in me or am I also playing the game wrong there

No in this case you're playing it right. I think there's only two instances where it can bite you in the rear end. Sleeping with both Triss and Yennifer in the third game will cause both of them to leave you, and there's an elf at some point that says she's dtf but leads you into an ambush or something. Otherwise, get your dinky stinky.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

feedmyleg posted:

Isn't the dude supposed to be a monster hunter or something? Where's all the fuckin' monsters

that exact question is actually a fairly major point re: Witchers, their role in society, and the history of that society in the books

Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009

kiimo posted:

I recently downloaded the game and never read the books or played the other games and just sent Triss and the other sorcerers out of Novigrad and is that spoiler true because if so I have been playing extremely wrong.

You know me by the trail, etc.

Lore-wise, witchers are viewed strictly as contract monster-hunters, but in reality (and as you've seen in-game) they end up killing more people than anything because people are dicks

edit: LGD's got it

Cross-Section fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Jul 20, 2019

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

AlternateAccount posted:

It does look kinda generic. They should have leaned hard into the weird.

Also getting into Yennefer's backstory, (most of which will have to be made up, I think?), deflates all mystery about the character and it looks like about sorceresses in general.

I am not sure they're really getting it :\


Cavill looks pretty great though, but I am not sure he can do otherwise.

Show Geralt seems significantly younger than book/game Geralt.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yKq1PRvPJQ

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006
Are there any other big trailers expected from the comic book thing?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Ugh. That looks terrible.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Ariza posted:

Are there any other big trailers expected from the comic book thing?

does this count?

https://twitter.com/SirPatStew/status/1152672066287656960

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




That is going to either be completely brilliant or completely terrible and I'm not entirely convinced which way it will go. Every time I go, "Ugh, that looks stupid," they then do something that shows that they're doing something interesting with the themes.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.



poo poo, guess I'm subscribing to CBS All Access.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I wonder if they got Crudup to play Manhattan?

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Random Stranger posted:

That is going to either be completely brilliant or completely terrible and I'm not entirely convinced which way it will go. Every time I go, "Ugh, that looks stupid," they then do something that shows that they're doing something interesting with the themes.

It's going to start off interesting and promising, and then it gets renewed. Season 2 will be a let down, but the audience drop off is slow enough to get another renewal. Then the following season is arguably better than the last, and it gets renewed again. Season 4 is a huge drop off, but it's enough of a 'cultural moment' that it gets one more season. It's revealed that it's a short order of 6 episodes, and the showrunners are promising to finally resolve to stop dicking around seasons long mysteries and wrap it up. The final episodes are some of the worst of the entire show, and people are wonder why they wasted the last 5 8 years of their lives on this show.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

SomeJazzyRat posted:

It's going to start off interesting and promising, and then it gets renewed. Season 2 will be a let down, but the audience drop off is slow enough to get another renewal. Then the following season is arguably better than the last, and it gets renewed again. Season 4 is a huge drop off, but it's enough of a 'cultural moment' that it gets one more season. It's revealed that it's a short order of 6 episodes, and the showrunners are promising to finally resolve to stop dicking around seasons long mysteries and wrap it up. The final episodes are some of the worst of the entire show, and people are wonder why they wasted the last 5 8 years of their lives on this show.

I'm hoping for more The Leftovers than Lost. Starting off-putting but interesting and then actually building towards something great and paying it off. Basically, I'm hoping they let him get weird with it but he keeps control of the narrative before it spins and peters out.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.
Lost rules, Prometheus rules, The Leftovers rules. I'm psyched for Watchmen.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

I came, I saw, I came

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Oh look, another action show with Star Trek set dressing

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

LesterGroans posted:

Lost rules, Prometheus rules, The Leftovers rules. I'm psyched for Watchmen.
I appreciate Lost for the journey and certainly not the destination, but The Leftovers is my favorite show of all time, so I'll give Watchmen a definite chance.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Watchmen was an incredibly tight narrative and trying to do the typical mystery box writing with it would be a mistake.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Kind of bummed Alison Pill is getting sixth billing in a CBS Access show these days

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lFMpmwn_hQ

Oh boy

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

TrainWorld

Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001

Why? The movie was fine.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Retrowave Joe posted:

Why? The movie was fine.

Dystopias are back, baby!

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?


Whyyyyyyyyy...

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.

Very funny.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
I've got a copy of the original french comic somewhere.

Moreau
Jul 26, 2009


Well, I mean.... it couldnt be worse than the movie, I guess

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
When are they gonna announce Cats the miniseries?

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Moreau posted:

Well, I mean.... it couldnt be worse than the movie, I guess

Snowpiercer is a good rear end movie, you crazy man.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

There Bias Two posted:

Show Geralt seems significantly younger than book/game Geralt.

Well, in the books/game he's creeping up on the century mark, soooooo...

edit: and Yennefer is older than Geralt, I think.

AlternateAccount fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Jul 21, 2019

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


That Witcher trailer just looked like any really generic dark fantasy thing. Nothing about it felt like "yep, that's the source material" to me.

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Mar 3, 2004

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ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread

LesterGroans posted:

Lost rules, Prometheus rules, The Leftovers rules.

This is 50% correct.

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