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Jesus loving christ Meltzer
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 13:16 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 03:51 |
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sometimes you should like think things out. people say stuff and they don't think things out for like ten seconds
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 13:26 |
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It was a real bad take by Dave, yep. For those without a subscription, they were talking about the things Jones did to the waitress at the strip club and when it came to the choking part, Dave said that while everything else was bad, that shouldn't count because she "asked for it"
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 14:52 |
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Big Dave knows about women asking to be choked.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 15:01 |
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Jerusalem posted:It was a real bad take by Dave, yep. No he didn't. He didn't say it shouldn't count, he doesn't say anything close to that even saying he shouldn't have done that and doesn't even read Jones' denial of the incident. They both completely 100% assume Jones is guilty because he is. The choke is even the part of the complaint where the waitress says it wasn't sexual. Edit: And he even goes on to talk about how there are more incidents no one has reported involving Jon. MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Jul 23, 2019 |
# ? Jul 23, 2019 15:02 |
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Dave needs to be Riggs in a Lethal Weapon reboot. MassRafTer posted:No he didn't. He didn't say it shouldn't count, he doesn't say anything close to that even saying he shouldn't have done that and doesn't even read Jones' denial of the incident. They both completely 100% assume Jones is guilty because he is. The choke is even the part of the complaint where the waitress says it wasn't sexual. I haven't heard the podcast yet but how did everyone interpret Dave one way and you a different way? (BTW I trust you because you're like 99.99999% correct in these forums.)
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 15:12 |
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MassRafTer posted:No he didn't. He didn't say it shouldn't count, he doesn't say anything close to that even saying he shouldn't have done that and doesn't even read Jones' denial of the incident. They both completely 100% assume Jones is guilty because he is. The choke is even the part of the complaint where the waitress says it wasn't sexual. You're right that he didn't literally say"It shouldn't count", but I didn't say they read from Jones' denial or that Dave said it was sexual which you appear to be correcting me on anyway? I was paraphrasing what it came across like and it's another case of Dave trying to word things in a weird way that comes across real bad. Verbatim it was: Bryan: Groping in a strip club was I believe the allegation? Dave: Pretty much, not exactly... yeah pretty much. Byran: Not exactly? It said he slapped her inappropriately, then pulled her into his lap and wouldn't let her go and then like grabbed her around the neck, right? Dave: He tried to kiss her neck, yeah! Bryan: So that appears to be groping in a strip club, I would say. Dave: Yeah I think so, I think so, whatever it is. He tried to choke her too... though she egged him on on that, she actually said like uhh you know kind of playfully like "Well you can choke me but I can't choke you because you're so tall" so I guess she let him you know, choke her, and he choked her really tight, which she wasn't really appreciative of. So... which I can sort of understand if you really like, choke someone, yeah but the other stuff he wouldn't take no for an answer like thing. I don't for a second think Dave is saying,"She deserved it" or that Jon Jones is getting an unfair deal (everybody knows Jon Jones is a giant piece of poo poo by now) but by going out of his way to single that out with the (rather pathetic) qualifier that her saying he's too tall for her to choke is somehow her consenting to him choking her it comes across as a really bad take that could have easily been avoided. Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 15:38 on Jul 23, 2019 |
# ? Jul 23, 2019 15:16 |
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Dave has gone full "Nothing matters lol" on John Jones and it results in him saying things stupidly I think. I'm pretty sure all John Jones talk from him is 99% exasperation.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 15:19 |
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Jerusalem posted:Verbatim it was: "She asked for it" is kind of a loaded phrase and I'd hesitate to apply it to the things Dave said here, especially in a way that implies a direct quote.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 16:10 |
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what the hell the verbatim quote is that he explained what happened and didn't try to excuse anything. he even said the choking thing was too much!!!
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 16:17 |
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Jerusalem posted:You're right that he didn't literally say"It shouldn't count", but I didn't say they read from Jones' denial or that Dave said it was sexual which you appear to be correcting me on anyway? I was paraphrasing what it came across like and it's another case of Dave trying to word things in a weird way that comes across real bad. Verbatim it was: Pretty impressive you listened to AND typed the words Dave said and still managed to come to the wrong conclusion. Like, if this goes to court then Jones' lawyers will definitely be able to spin that exchange as some hosed up version of consent, especially since everyone treats sex workers with so little respect.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 16:20 |
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if you, if you look, he's not even... he isn't! not, not, okay. so he's not too tall to be choked! not by anyone! except, y'know. like like like a little person.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 16:30 |
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Cavauro posted:if you, if you look, he's not even... he isn't! not, not, okay. so he's not too tall to be choked! not....eventhoughheIStootalltobechokedbut...not by anyone! except, y'know. like like like a little person. I added a little to it for you so its more Daveish
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 16:50 |
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Can you even come to a conclusion from that? It's some bizarre Dave word salad where he's just dancing around whatever his point it.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 17:12 |
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got a lot of bix's on this forum these days, my god.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 17:14 |
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sportsgenius86 posted:got a lot of bix's on this forum these days, my god. one was already one too many!
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 17:17 |
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Dave didn’t “go out of his way” to say anything. He just told the story as he knew it. Like a reporter. He just told it in a weird Deadpan Dave way which made it sound like he was being blasé about sexual assault when (I think) he was trying to be blasé about Jon Jones being lovely and facing no consequences. A misstep, sure, but people really need to unclench a little w/r/t Dave.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 18:20 |
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Listen assholes I don't care for Ospreay much at all but his match with Okada was loving amazing and now I want my Okada/Orton dream match
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 18:22 |
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I can't believe we're ignoring the Dave moment of him telling Bryan that he believes Lacey Evans is a real person because she is literally a real person.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 18:37 |
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I enjoyed Dave calling Seth stupid.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 20:08 |
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The first 15 minutes of the latest Pacific Rim are the most Pacific Rim minutes you can ask for.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 20:19 |
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people lose all sense of listening/reading comprehension when it comes to meltzer
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 22:34 |
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So many Bixalikes
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 22:44 |
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I like reading big Wrestling Twitter™ threads where they all work each other up into a tizzy about Dave and what he's posting on his message board and what he's tweeting and what he said on the radio show and piling on, cause THIS is the time we're gonna get em, we got Dave, this is a big deal And then I check in on this thread and because it is full of mostly non-insane people, no one has even mentioned whatever these guys have been tweeting hours about.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 22:51 |
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Dave seems like a very wholesome guy
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 23:31 |
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Tato posted:I like reading big Wrestling Twitter™ threads where they all work each other up into a tizzy about Dave and what he's posting on his message board and what he's tweeting and what he said on the radio show and piling on, cause THIS is the time we're gonna get em, we got Dave, this is a big deal why read tweets when you can read this thread for all your news. I come to SA to get my own curated good tweets TM and get some other schmoes to sift the wheat from the chaff
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 00:08 |
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MassRafTer posted:The first 15 minutes of the latest Pacific Rim are the most Pacific Rim minutes you can ask for. I listened to the most recent 2 back to back so I might be mixing them up, but is it the one where Jim asks a question and before Fumi even has a chance to speak his cat lets out a massive,"MEEOOWWW!"?
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 00:08 |
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Guys I miss the Pisscast
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 00:36 |
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Jerusalem posted:I listened to the most recent 2 back to back so I might be mixing them up, but is it the one where Jim asks a question and before Fumi even has a chance to speak his cat lets out a massive,"MEEOOWWW!"? The cats start meowing so he asks about the cat, then if Fumi will replace the cats when they die, then that Dave might not come to the Dome so he might not, but actually he will, and Fumi told him not to wear wrestling t-shirts in Japan so he didn't wear them to Wrestlemania.
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 00:41 |
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Is it that time of the week where people make poo poo up about what Dave said Also his casual reference to Paul Winchell might be my single favorite Dave reference of all time Low Desert Punk fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Jul 24, 2019 |
# ? Jul 24, 2019 01:14 |
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MassRafTer posted:The cats start meowing so he asks about the cat, then if Fumi will replace the cats when they die, then that Dave might not come to the Dome so he might not, but actually he will, and Fumi told him not to wear wrestling t-shirts in Japan so he didn't wear them to Wrestlemania. What’s the reasoning behind not wearing wrestling shirts to shows in Japan?
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 01:18 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:What’s the reasoning behind not wearing wrestling shirts to shows in Japan? People might think you were going to a wrestling show.
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 01:23 |
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MassRafTer posted:The cats start meowing so he asks about the cat, then if Fumi will replace the cats when they die, then that Dave might not come to the Dome so he might not, but actually he will, and Fumi told him not to wear wrestling t-shirts in Japan so he didn't wear them to Wrestlemania. Haha that's right, Jim starts of with,"Well if Dave isn't going I guess I won't go " and within like one line from Fumi he's already thinking about when to buy his tickets
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 04:11 |
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I'm going to draw a bath with a nice drink for this Well, here it is, we have finally discovered the single worst Nitro of all time. It's barely arguable. A show so bad that there are two of the dumbest things in wrestling history that totally got buried because so many other stupid things happened in the year 2000. RAW was good. Thank God these reviews have less than a year remaining. A fun show as always so check it out~!
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 06:03 |
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Lid posted:I'm going to draw a bath with a nice drink for this I really hope they just keep going through RAW until the Invasion ends.
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 06:16 |
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Tato posted:I like reading big Wrestling Twitter™ threads where they all work each other up into a tizzy about Dave and what he's posting on his message board and what he's tweeting and what he said on the radio show and piling on, cause THIS is the time we're gonna get em, we got Dave, this is a big deal A.) I wasn't ever a subscriber and my exposure to Dave was third-hand bullshit from sites that recapped poo poo he said in the most sensational manner or claimed his speculation was reporting, and B.) I was a loving idiot who liked a product and felt like if everybody on the wrestling internet was making GBS threads on that product, that reflected on me somehow. Then Russo booked Sting to lose his title to Abyss by DQ in a Styrofoam match and the spell was broken for a while, but in fits and starts, I'd keep loving doing it because I wanted to believe. Pity those people. They're sad, sad people.
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 06:44 |
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LividLiquid posted:or claimed his speculation was reporting I love that Bryan Alvarez is almost hardwired now to automatically signpost anything he says with,"This is just my speculation, don't put online that I reported this!"
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 06:51 |
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The world title match on Nitro may, maaaaaaaay, top Bam Bam Bigelow vs Brian Knobbs as an entity of booking disgrace, but on the podcast the call doesn't because rather than let Vinny cover it Bryan covers it first and he doesn't have the seething exasperation that Vinny would've gotten across.
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 07:28 |
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Not seen it yet but now I'm really curious. Tough to imagine something dumber than being counted out of anywhere.
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 07:31 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 03:51 |
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-****3/4
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 08:02 |