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my cats are extremely unimpressed with the temperature
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Jul 24, 2019 12:52
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I no longer own cats, just furry puddles
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Jul 24, 2019 12:54
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In an air conditioned shopping centre, too cold now I have to buy a jumper. Isn't it ironic don't you think
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Jul 24, 2019 13:10
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hmm co-op has the better meal deals, but sainsburys has better aircon
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Jul 24, 2019 13:46
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My landlord brought and cooked steak for us. It was Spanish or some poo poo and may be the best thing I eat all year, possibly more
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Jul 24, 2019 20:24
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Furia posted:My landlord brought and cooked steak for us. It was Spanish or some poo poo and may be the best thing I eat all year, possibly more Soley had a similar agreement with her landlord
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Jul 24, 2019 20:56
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I spent most of the day at my niece's 4th birthday, sitting around in the house with evap cooling fans or playing in the garden with a sprinkler on. Was pretty nice. Tomorrow can go do one.
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Jul 24, 2019 21:17
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tomorrow i intend to dead, i leave my browser history to ratty and my collection of erotic pogs to jose
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Jul 24, 2019 21:19
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yesssssss also rip if it makes anyone feel better, im staying in a premier inn tonight with no air con or circulation, just a lovely fan. the room temp says 30.5
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Jul 24, 2019 21:21
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Rutger Hauer died. That is sad, he was cool.
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Jul 24, 2019 21:23
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kind of wish i had asked for a hotel stay for my birthday, an air conditioned room and a bath in this weather, i would gently caress that room
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Jul 24, 2019 21:41
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goatface posted:Rutger Hauer died. That is sad, he was cool. I loved their watches
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Jul 24, 2019 21:48
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Hell day is upon us. Godspeed everyone.
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Jul 25, 2019 01:05
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the universe is doing this to us because of brexit and we deserve it
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Jul 25, 2019 01:56
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22 degrees at 8:30 am is not right
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Jul 25, 2019 08:33
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Turns out the trick to sleeping in a premier inn, is to not. Literally a ratty shaped sweat patch on top of this bed.
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Jul 25, 2019 08:39
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if anyone from the ukmt asks, that's basically a huge circle
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Jul 25, 2019 08:39
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The Permanently Cold coworker is not in today, gone to daughters graduation. I am prepared for this hot as balls Thursday Less prepared that my partner wants to go running tonight
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Jul 25, 2019 08:53
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Spare a thought for the urologists today who are spending their time in sweaty clinics putting fingers into bums
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Jul 25, 2019 08:58
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Sudden Javelin posted:Spare a thought for the urologists today who are spending their time in sweaty clinics putting fingers into bums um where do you poop from that you'd have a urologist look at it?
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Jul 25, 2019 09:54
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Quote-Unquote posted:um where do you poop from that you'd have a urologist look at it? Prostate checks
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Jul 25, 2019 09:56
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Sudden Javelin posted:Prostate checks i just assumed a proctologist dealt with anything up the butt
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Jul 25, 2019 09:59
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"Mummy when I grow up I want to be a butt doctor"
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Jul 25, 2019 10:09
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Ya bum doctors prob have it worse but my job deals with urological cancers so that's where my brain went I have one doctor who always writes in his clinic letters that the patient "enjoys good erections" Hell who doesn't?
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Jul 25, 2019 10:18
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Quote-Unquote posted:i just assumed a proctologist dealt with anything up the butt They're not actually a thing
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Jul 25, 2019 10:20
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To be fair, I'd stick my fingers up strangers arse's for £50k a year
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Jul 25, 2019 10:22
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might as well get paid to do your hobby afterall
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Jul 25, 2019 10:23
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Jose posted:They're not actually a thing oh wow everything i thought i knew about butt and willy doctors is wrong
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Jul 25, 2019 10:26
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Quote-Unquote posted:oh wow There's the colorectal surgeons but yeah the word proctologist isn't used so much. Plus they'll look after the whole of the lower gastrointestinal tract. There's nobody who is all "I do the anus and nothing else" except on grindr
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Jul 25, 2019 10:47
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Sudden Javelin posted:Prostate checks
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Sudden Javelin posted:Ya bum doctors prob have it worse but my job deals with urological cancers so that's where my brain went Just their own? 
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Jul 25, 2019 10:59
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sudden javelin i think you need to ask some very searching questions about your urologist
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Jul 25, 2019 11:20
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DENTIST: Ah, Mr Javelin. Hop up onto the bench for me and take your trousers off.
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Jul 25, 2019 11:27
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I think its the word "enjoys" that gets me. You could just write "has no erectile issues", or even just "has good erections" "Enjoys" assumes a lot about the patient. For all he knows they might have strong religious guilt
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Jul 25, 2019 11:42
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Personally I only enjoy bad erections.
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Jul 25, 2019 11:49
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i enjoy erections as long as they are not mine
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Jul 25, 2019 12:20
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Why are all the UK threads so horny right now, is it the heat?
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Jul 25, 2019 12:25
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What is a bad erection?
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fridge corn posted:What is a bad erection? Like when you're in maths and the teacher asks you to come up to solve a problem on the board and you're all like "uhhhh... no"
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