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how much for just the penis
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bodies piled high. come get u some
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someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my unholy frankensteinian creation is dying
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Jul 26, 2019 02:16
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spend less on spines
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Bertrand Hustle posted:spend less on spines no
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This chart describes some people's only value.
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Jul 26, 2019 05:07
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While investing in body parts is an excellent hedge against a poor economy, the bottom is about to fall out of the hair market and I advise you all sell. Why? Because: Soon There Will Be Unlimited Hair
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[Morgan Freeman]No one would have believed in the early years of the 21st century that mankind had willfully engineered its own destruction[/Morgan Freeman]
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What is this bizarre Frankenstein poo poo This is the same state where the comatose patient was impregnated, right, must be something in the water causing medical people to act like video game villains.
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Jul 26, 2019 07:07
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It's the heat.
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Cartoon Man posted:Weird News Headlines: A cooler filled with penises
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Why is there an option for a complete body without.... shoulders? And are the arms still attached? And if so, how?
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(for the wealthy)
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Phlegmish posted:What is this bizarre Frankenstein poo poo Sounds very Frankenstein-ish in this article. https://kutv.com/news/nation-world/graphic-fbi-found-bucket-of-heads-arms-and-legs-bodies-sewn-together-in-arizona-07-25-2019
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So why did they put that as the headline when there are so many more things worse than that? Like they found a torso with a head sewn on hanging from the wall like some sort of Frankenstein's monster.
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 I am unreasonably amused by the phrase "Alexandria Library of Hentai."
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ImpAtom posted:
50 terabytes of hentai lost in time, like tears in rain.
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The archive isn't even gone the guy just doesn't want to deal with running the site anymore. It's only down till he finds a successor to the throne of anime tittes, and a server in a country that won't prosecute for the endless underage drawings that are stored on it.
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Ada posted:The archive isn't even gone the guy just doesn't want to deal with running the site anymore. It's only down till he finds a successor to the throne of anime tittes, and a server in a country that won't prosecute for the endless underage drawings that are stored on it. so japan?
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trapped mouse posted:so japan? I thought they started cracking down on that? Or is anime given a pass there?
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They've put the boots to it a little in the leadup to the 2020 olympics because they want you to have to go looking for the creepy stuff, not just find it on the side of a train like it's 2006.
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Proteus Jones posted:I thought they started cracking down on that? Or is anime given a pass there? I think they recently argued against a UN ban for such content, so I'm going to wager a "no" there (also I'm pretty sure the US did so too)
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Scathach posted:So why did they put that as the headline when there are so many more things worse than that? Like they found a torso with a head sewn on hanging from the wall like some sort of Frankenstein's monster. People love to joke about dicks even in the context of horrific genital mutilation, it's a universal theme. So if you're writing a clickbait article that's what you want to lead with
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 IGUANA WARS UPDATE   I mean what the hell did they think Floridaman was gonna do?
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Dachshundofdoom posted:While investing in body parts is an excellent hedge against a poor economy, the bottom is about to fall out of the hair market and I advise you all sell. Why? Because: I can finally achieve my dream of becoming a sasquatch
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Australian border police stop $1million worth of Liquid Meth Snowglobes
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So you guys think it would be alright to go to Florida to pick up some free iguanas?
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Scathach posted:So you guys think it would be alright to go to Florida to pick up some free iguanas? come through Kentucky on your way and I'll come with you; my dead gay backyard needs an adorable invasive species
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Pastry of the Year posted:come through Kentucky on your way and I'll come with you; my dead gay backyard needs an adorable invasive species Hell yeah lizard road trip!
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Scathach posted:Hell yeah lizard road trip! environmental biologist in 2086, reading this thread: siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
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Cartoon Man posted:
The War with the Newts will be short and easy to win. Unrelated: https://twitter.com/jamisonfoser/status/1155145669587324928
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Pastry of the Year posted:environmental biologist in 2086, reading this thread: Nah it's okay. I'm in the PNW and they'd freeze if they got loose. Besides, we really need more protein sources when the world goes to poo poo.
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Scathach posted:Nah it's okay. I'm in the PNW and they'd freeze if they got loose. Just LOL that you think there's going to be any freezing there in 60 years.
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Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists › Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: Bootleg Iguanas Are Our Memento Mori
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Absurd Alhazred posted:The War with the Newts will be short and easy to win.  https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/27/passenger-in-clown-suit-prompts-mass-brawl-on-po-cruise-ship
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Pastry of the Year posted:environmental biologist in 2086, reading this thread: Stop reading about extinct species and get back to work
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Florida Man strikes again! Florida Man Offers UFO Abduction Insurance for Area 51 Raid, but You Need an Alien Signature and It Pays $1 per Year for 10 Million Years https://www.newsweek.com/florida-alien-abduction-insurance-area-51-raid-mike-st-lawrence-saint-lawrence-agency-1451238 "A Florida man who has offered a very tongue-in-cheek alien abduction insurance policy for decades has now added coverage for anyone plotting to raid the top-secret United States Air Force facility known as Area 51—but it's best to read the small print. Mike St. Lawrence, who spearheads The Saint Lawrence Agency in Altamonte Springs, says that the operation has existed since 1987—charging $19.95 for a digital lifetime plan and $24.95 for a paper version. Thanks to a recent social media sensation, business is on the up. A line of text on St. Lawrence's retro website references the "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us" campaign on Facebook, which spawned a new meme and forced a response from the U.S. military. It reads: "We have just added Area 51 Coverage! If you get in, but don't come out." The alien abduction scheme says it provides $10 million compensation in the event the policyholder is beamed up. It covers medical issues (all outpatient psychiatric care), sarcasm coverage (immediate family members only) and double indemnity coverage to the sum of $20 million in the event aliens insist on conjugal visits or the extraterrestrial encounter results in offspring. St. Lawrence told WFLA last month his business has sold upwards of 6,000 policies since 1987. He says there have been two claims since the company formation—and only one big payout. The catch is in the fine print: cash is paid in installments of $1 per year for 10 million years. A form has to be submitted that asks for proof of abduction. St. Lawrence says the firm needs evidence such as a signature from an "authorized, on-board alien" or a UFO tag number."
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