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Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
A friend of mine recommended the Netflix show The Final Table. Now there's a cooking show that sucks.

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Sumo
Jun 17, 2005

wormil posted:

Chopped sucks? I watch an episode here or there and it seems genuine and apparently they get along and have fun off camera. I find it repetitive and a little boring but sucks?

I just remember Chopped being insanely repetitive & forced but that may be just getting burned out on the format.

Plus I remember it starting to lean way harder into the "Everyone must have a sob story to win" manufactured drama but then again, I haven't watched it in a long time and I soured whole-hog on Food Network programming as a whole (gonna go ham for some new Good Eats tho)

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
Yeah it's like they ask everybody to talk about the saddest thing in their life and then suggest their winnings will go towards that. It makes it that much more funny when other contestants are like "I'm gonna take my $10k and open a restaurant of my own!"

It's like, cool man you do you, not everybody has a sick grandma with bills to pay buuuuuuut how exactly are you planning to open your own place for $10k? To me that means you have either already got like $100k into the place and just want to pay for the tables & chairs or you really have no idea how much it costs to start a business.

wormil
Sep 12, 2002

Hulk will smoke you!

Hawkperson posted:

I'm trying to find something new to watch. I like brainless fun things like Lucifer or heartwarming comedies like Brooklyn 99/The Good Place/One Day at a Time. Any good stuff I might have missed?

One other I just remembered, The Detectorists, on Prime. It's about 2 metal detecting enthusiasts, and friends, that get up to a surprising number of small adventures in a small english village. It's sincere, funny, understated, and good natured.

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Inspector 34 posted:

Yeah it's like they ask everybody to talk about the saddest thing in their life and then suggest their winnings will go towards that. It makes it that much more funny when other contestants are like "I'm gonna take my k and open a restaurant of my own!"

It's like, cool man you do you, not everybody has a sick grandma with bills to pay buuuuuuut how exactly are you planning to open your own place for k? To me that means you have either already got like k into the place and just want to pay for the tables & chairs or you really have no idea how much it costs to start a business.

"I grew worshiping my grandfather, he was a WW2 fighter pilot, i would always listen to the stories of him and his friends. It gave me a great respect for the armed services and I'd like to do more about it.... so i'm taking my 10k and getting my pilots licence.

Sumo
Jun 17, 2005

Nailed It is more the vibe that Chopped should have

Constellation I
Apr 3, 2005
I'm a sucker, a little fucker.
A page too late, but I loving love Patriot.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Started Psych and Justified again. I really liked these shows. Also forgot how funny Justified got from season 2 on. Great mix of humor and drama.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Up to episode 3 of Another Life. Who let these children crew a space ship?

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

Inspector 34 posted:

If you like Patriot make sure you check out Perpetual Grace, LTD! Same creator and many of the same actors show up in delightful roles.

Will do! Thanks for the recommendation.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Up to episode 8 in Another Life. The show has steadily getting better as it kills off characters. I think that's the series twist; there were never any aliens instead it was all a hoax to send all the biggest assholes and drama cows in NASA on a suicide mission.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Up to episode 3 of Another Life. Who let these children crew a space ship?

Yeah, I got up to that point last night and dropped the show from my queue. The only character I liked was William, and he's not even a person.

socialsecurity
Aug 30, 2003

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Up to episode 3 of Another Life. Who let these children crew a space ship?

Yeah for a mission to save humanity they seemed to pick the most unqualified assholes in the universe, I'm also quite confused about all their "this is the first time a human has breathed air on another planet" poo poo, I mean they have that FTL technology

Constellation I
Apr 3, 2005
I'm a sucker, a little fucker.
Not gonna lie, I'm just gonna watch it because it has Starbuck but it seems like nobody likes it. But it can't be worse than Nightflyers, right? Right??

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
No uniforms... can't afford the production cost guys. Make it work.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
The traitor guy's dialogue at the end of the first episode is all over the place. "You're putting the mission over our lives!" I thought the your entire point was that she didn't do that. That makes zero sense in context.

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
Things that make no sense in Another Life (I’m also up to episode 3):

- An alien spaceship lands on earth and they only have like two scientists studying it.
- That there exists advance AI capable of learning how specific people act and think, enough that they can pretend to be them for others to talk to, but not using such an AI to decode coded alien messages.
- That “the most important mission ever” is crewed by a bunch of kids instead of a group of disciplined professionals.
- That space rifles have not one, not two, but three aiming lasers, all three of which point in different directions. This one is minor but it really stuck out and was bothering me.

Boris Galerkin fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Jul 26, 2019

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Ep 2: Why is she not telling them that he came at her with a knife?

Wallet
Jun 19, 2006

Selachian posted:

Yeah, I've been watching Blown Away too. It's a lot of fun and each episode is only half an hour so they don't need to pad it out with reality show drama bullshit.

This was a decent little watch, though I will admit to having a weakness for the skill based reality TV competition "genre".

wormil
Sep 12, 2002

Hulk will smoke you!
Getting kinda spoilery about Another Life although it sounds bad so I don't know if it matters.

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Sumo posted:

It’s the perfect “don’t have to give my full attention” programming

Except Chopped, which sucks

If “don’t have to give it full [or any] attention” > competition, Slow TV on Pluto is great.

We just got hooked on the Great British Baking Show, starting with Series 6 (Netflix Collection 3), which we binged right through. We’re now on Series 5 (Netflix Collection 1 - how the hell did they come up with this numbering) and really enjoying it

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lycus posted:

Ep 2: Why is she not telling them that he came at her with a knife?

This is still driving me crazy. Along with the doctor and his/her space cravats. Whoever thought the clothing thing was a good idea needs a swift kick in the gonads

misguided rage
Jun 15, 2010

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:

Constellation I posted:

Not gonna lie, I'm just gonna watch it because it has Starbuck but it seems like nobody likes it. But it can't be worse than Nightflyers, right? Right??
Nightflyers is definitely worse. Don't watch Nightflyers. This one is also very bad though.

Plotwise it's like Nightflyers except whoever staffed the mission had just seen Prometheus and was like "I need you to find me a crew exactly as useless, immediately"

Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!
Fallen Rib
Nightflyers was alright, entertainingly gory and creepy. Dunno why everyone is bagging on it.

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sloth Life posted:

Nightflyers was alright, entertainingly gory and creepy. Dunno why everyone is bagging on it.

if GRRM didn't have his name anywhere near it, it wouldn't have been strung up like a piñata

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Binging a history channel show called Forged In Fire. They bring in 4 people who are blademakers and is seperated in 4 parts

1. The 4 have to make a knife/blade, often they have challenges of where they get their steel (from parts in junkyard, from chainsaws etc) one episode was that they were not given hammers and had to make their own along wirh a blade. The judges choose a blade that does not make rhe mark

2. They have to make a handle and are subjected to stress tests and sharpness tests. They send a 2nd person home.

3. The final 2 are sent home to their forges to recreate a historical blade in 5 days.

4. The two blades are subjected to tests and ultimately a winner is chosen

It is such an interesting show and was hooked after 1 episode.

Chairman Mao
Apr 24, 2004

The Chinese Communist Party is the core of leadership of the whole Chinese people. Without this core, the cause of socialism cannot be victorious.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Binging a history channel show called Forged In Fire. They bring in 4 people who are blademakers and is seperated in 4 parts

I’ve only seen a few scattered episodes of this but the chakram episode was super satisfying to watch.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Sloth Life posted:

Nightflyers was alright, entertainingly gory and creepy. Dunno why everyone is bagging on it.

Terribly written wooden characters whose motivations seemed to shift constantly.

wormil
Sep 12, 2002

Hulk will smoke you!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Binging a history channel show called Forged In Fire.

It gets repetitive but is a good show. At times they make it ridiculously difficult so it becomes a test of working through adversity rather than knife making. And it's shocking how many people stupidly ignore the requirements, like length.

Constellation I
Apr 3, 2005
I'm a sucker, a little fucker.
Nightflyers is straight trash, I hate myself for watching all of it

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Binging a history channel show called Forged In Fire. They bring in 4 people who are blademakers and is seperated in 4 parts

1. The 4 have to make a knife/blade, often they have challenges of where they get their steel (from parts in junkyard, from chainsaws etc) one episode was that they were not given hammers and had to make their own along wirh a blade. The judges choose a blade that does not make rhe mark

2. They have to make a handle and are subjected to stress tests and sharpness tests. They send a 2nd person home.

3. The final 2 are sent home to their forges to recreate a historical blade in 5 days.

4. The two blades are subjected to tests and ultimately a winner is chosen

It is such an interesting show and was hooked after 1 episode.

It's better to watch general blacksmitthing videos on yourtube. you learn more.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
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Because of reasons I can't quite recall, Amazon suddenly started recommending me a bunch of trashy movies. Movies that aren't even on tv tropes. I'm thinking of going through them.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Watching this season of Orange is the New Black. The ICE and Immigration stuff is infuriating and depressing.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
It was the season before last that one of the characters got taken by ICE, right?

wormil
Sep 12, 2002

Hulk will smoke you!
Prime is basically is old TV shows and trashy movies, it's great. I've been on an 80s slasher kick. We also watched some Carol Burnett Show, she interacts with the audience and is very charming and sincere.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Lycus posted:

It was the season before last that one of the characters got taken by ICE, right?

No that was the end of season 6. This is season 7 which is also the last season.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
..

Lycus fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Jul 28, 2019

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

mcmagic posted:

Watching this season of Orange is the New Black. The ICE and Immigration stuff is infuriating and depressing.
actually you've been watching the news

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Vick Mackey ends up working for ICE which is perfect for him.

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thatfuturekid
Jan 5, 2014
Just finished Barry and absolutely loved it. Started Killing Eve today and already blasted through 6 episodes. Hot drat it’s such a great show!!!! Sad it took me so long to start it.

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