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We know the Deathstar from Return of the Jedi does not blow up into tiny pieces, the trailer for Rise of the Skywalker confirms this. Is this stupid and makes very little sense for how it's presented? Yes.
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 19:13 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:51 |
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What if the Death Star in the teaser is DS I? Also I guess Disney made new proclamations about the Death Star sizes at some point, DS I is now 160 km and II is "just" 200 km in diameter. Weren't they 100 and something stupid like 800 km for DS II for the longest time?
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 19:24 |
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Potential BFF posted:What if the Death Star in the teaser is DS I? Also I guess Disney made new proclamations about the Death Star sizes at some point, DS I is now 160 km and II is "just" 200 km in diameter. Weren't they 100 and something stupid like 800 km for DS II for the longest time? lmao if this is the case You're right, this is going to be the case
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 19:34 |
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The Death Stars are Darth Sidious' Sith holocrons, and each one contains a perfect copy of him as the gatekeeper.
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 19:35 |
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Everyone knows the Endor holocaust is a hoax. The Death Star debris was sucked into a nearby wormhole and spit out harmlessly in the oceans of Mon Calamari, where a three eyed mutant impostor claiming to be Palpatine's son (Palpatine's actual three-eyed mutant son was frozen imprisoned in Kessel at the time) used whale poaching as a cover to retrieve the glove of Darth Vader from the depths in a bid to be crowned the new Emperor. Come on sheeple, open your eyes.
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 19:38 |
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I have seen some speculation that the Death Star we see is actually the first one and the planet they are on is Yavin IV, but Yavin also appears to be a forest planet....
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 19:40 |
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the death star was flat
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 19:49 |
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The Death Star IS a moon.
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 19:52 |
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Preston Waters posted:You don't know that. But I was there. It basically turned into powder. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUjrqFVBgc8
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:17 |
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Horribly, horribly radioactive powder
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:19 |
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Man, Denis Lawson was right in wanting nothing to do with Star Wars beyond his part in the OT. Good job, Wedge.
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:24 |
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Potential BFF posted:What if the Death Star in the teaser is DS I? Also I guess Disney made new proclamations about the Death Star sizes at some point, DS I is now 160 km and II is "just" 200 km in diameter. Weren't they 100 and something stupid like 800 km for DS II for the longest time? Only according to the visuals and model builders (who had to know the exact dimensions so they could position the variously scaled-down models accurately through multiple passes of bluescreen photography and matte paintings etc). The Story Group overrules what you see in the film, much like the Pope overrules whatever heresies you may read in the so-called Bible.
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:31 |
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X-wings can't melt plastisteel beams
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:32 |
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AlternateAccount posted:But I was there. It basically turned into powder.
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:36 |
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Payndz posted:The shot where the reactor blows and the Falcon whips into the tunnel just as the fireball erupts is one of my favourites from the entire series. It's so kinetic and thrilling, and absolutely perfectly timed. Agreed, it's a very cool sequence in general.
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 20:46 |
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How would it be DS1 on Yavin? There was a huge gas giant planet between them.
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 21:20 |
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I hope Rey and Kylo fight at the Lars farm. I wanna see someone chop down a moisture vaporator and some of those old droids like treadwell
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 21:20 |
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banned from Starbucks posted:How would it be DS1 on Yavin? There was a huge gas giant planet between them. A good question, for another time.
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 21:30 |
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Technically, we're discussing a moon of Endor. The planet Endor and its gravity would determine the fate of the remains of the Death Star. Also unknown is the materials used in the Death Star, the precise physical details of its demise, or anything else necessary to determine what would actually happen afterwards because we're talking about a film series in which science is far less powerful than some bullshit made up by an old conman who lives in a shack. The Death Star was also destroyed due to a space wizard exploding in its core. Hodgepodge fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Jul 26, 2019 |
# ? Jul 26, 2019 21:43 |
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Potential BFF posted:Man, Denis Lawson was right in wanting nothing to do with Star Wars beyond his part in the OT. Good job, Wedge. Wedge was always a survivor.
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 22:10 |
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Captain Splendid posted:It really depends on the orbit. For Earth, to deorbit something from geostationary orbit (35,000km out), you need to decelerate it by 1.5km/s. Well let's see... the DS2 was 160km diameter. So assuming that image is actually an accurate representation, it would have been orbiting at an altitude a little over one of its own diameter. As a point of comparison, 190km was roughly the minimum orbit the Space Shuttle could maintain. So holding that mass in a geostationary orbit at that height would have required an enormous amount of energy. Of course the Star Wars universe conveniently has repulsorlifts and probably other anti-gravity tech, but as soon as that power was shut off, it was all coming down within hours, maybe days or weeks for little pieces blown into higher orbits, but all the big stuff would be impacting very soon. RIP Ewoks FuturePastNow fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Jul 26, 2019 |
# ? Jul 26, 2019 22:21 |
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I wonder how they would have killed off Wedge. They unceremoniously blew up Ackbar without a word (supposedly standing in a group of anonymous Mon Calamarians in the shot when Leia blows up) and he had like entire scenes in RotJ.
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 22:29 |
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I think he was proto Poe back when he was supposed to die in the tie fighter crash on Jakkooine. Either that or he was the old guy who gives poe the map thing at the start.
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 22:36 |
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Substitute for max von sydow is a good guess, it would have given him the obligatory chance to tell the audience poe is the bestest pilot ever
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 22:42 |
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banned from Starbucks posted:I think he was proto Poe back when he was supposed to die in the tie fighter crash on Jakkooine. There were reports before the movie came out that he turned the movie down, but he said on a radio show a few years ago that they just never asked him, so Wedge probably wasn't in there at all. Poe was known as "John Doe" throughout most of pre-production though, so he could have been anyone.
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 23:12 |
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Wedge killed 2 death stars for this ungrateful galaxy, he has no more time for all these star war.
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 23:35 |
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Wedge was such an unspeakable badass in the alternate timeline that it justified his peaceful retirement in the actual timeline. Even if he did date a bird woman
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 23:36 |
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Wedge downs more Imperial combat vehicles than Luke does when you go back and count. But yeah as shows there's no Endor holocaust because whatever crazy sci-fi mumbo-jumbo reactor breach Wedge and Lando started disintegrated the thing into fine particulate much like the original. edit: I can't believe I forgot when the TIE's attack the Falcon in ANH. Looks like Luke and Wedge are tied. galagazombie fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Jul 27, 2019 |
# ? Jul 26, 2019 23:47 |
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No Mods No Masters posted:Substitute for max von sydow... Of all the news leading up to Episode 7, I was the most hyped about his casting announcement. A grizzled Jedi? A Sith Lord? An old Mandalorian? Nah, disposable old guy who dies in the first 10 minutes. If Disney knows anything it's how to deflate balloons.
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 23:58 |
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And of course, his character was only created because they needed somone to have a map to Luke after they scrapped the original idea of it being in the submerged ruins of the Death Star. It's Death Stars all the way down.
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# ? Jul 27, 2019 00:10 |
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Star Wars: Episode XII - The Rise of Deathstar Buckle in folks, things are going to get real, real stupid before Disney allows this dead horse to rest. TheOmegaWalrus fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Jul 27, 2019 |
# ? Jul 27, 2019 01:12 |
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AlternateAccount posted:But I was there. It basically turned into powder. Is that from the Blu-ray or something? I swear to God there's a pod-racer sound when the Death Star blows.
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# ? Jul 27, 2019 01:27 |
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Potential BFF posted:Man, Denis Lawson was right in wanting nothing to do with Star Wars beyond his part in the OT. Good job, Wedge. I still sometimes think about Alec Guinness saying Star Wars original trilogy is bad, and laugh about that.
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# ? Jul 27, 2019 02:00 |
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TheOmegaWalrus posted:Of all the news leading up to Episode 7, I was the most hyped about his casting announcement. A grizzled Jedi? A Sith Lord? An old Mandalorian? It was such a wet fart of a role.
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# ? Jul 27, 2019 02:02 |
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No Mods No Masters posted:Wedge was such an unspeakable badass in the alternate timeline that it justified his peaceful retirement in the actual timeline. Even if he did date a bird woman Could've been worse, one of his squadmates in Legends hosed an otter
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# ? Jul 27, 2019 02:27 |
Captain Splendid posted:Could've been worse, one of his squadmates in Legends hosed an otter And another one hosed a
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# ? Jul 27, 2019 02:31 |
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Captain Splendid posted:Could've been worse, one of his squadmates in Legends hosed an otter You are confusing Wedge's friend loving a cat/goat Bothan with Han Solo punching an otter. And are forgetting Wedge's other friend who was a horse, and presumably as a consequence hosed other horses.
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# ? Jul 27, 2019 02:49 |
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how does a horse fighter pilot work with no front facing eyes?
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# ? Jul 27, 2019 02:54 |
galagazombie posted:You are confusing Wedge's friend loving a cat/goat Bothan with Han Solo punching an otter. And are forgetting Wedge's other friend who was a horse, and presumably as a consequence hosed other horses. No, Corran Horn (a Corellian) hosed an otter, but not the otter that Han Solo (also a Corellian) punched. Star Wars. Milkfred E. Moore fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Jul 27, 2019 |
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# ? Jul 27, 2019 03:01 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:51 |
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As dumb as the EU was and is, it would still be a billion times more entertaining than what we got with Disney. Where is evil, mustachioed Thracken Sal-Solo?
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# ? Jul 27, 2019 03:18 |