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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

For as old and frail as Aunt May is you'd think Peter would not want her to travel.

davidspackage posted:

Next: Kraven gets Hep C!

Hep cat?

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Saoshyant posted:


You see, if I ingest his blood I'll get his powers, I'll get his strength.

He did once eat a lot of spiders to do the same. So I guess there comes a time in every super-villain's where they have to ask themselves "am I trying to kill Spidey or am I just having a mental breakdown?"

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





Alhazred posted:

He did once eat a lot of spiders to do the same. So I guess there comes a time in every super-villain's where they have to ask themselves "am I trying to kill Spidey or am I just having a mental breakdown?"

Since when is that an either/or question? Harry Osborn's whole supervillain career is him doing both at the same time!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




"Am I drinking Spidey's blood because it will help me kill him or is it just a delusion caused by a psychotic break from reality?"

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



Peter is such a nice nephew.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Lurdiak posted:

Peter is such a nice nephew.

except for when may tries to find happiness for herself

peter likes his aunt panicky, miserable, and half-dead. anything that upsets that status quo is ruthlessly crushed.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

except for when may tries to find happiness for herself

peter likes his aunt panicky, miserable, and half-dead. anything that upsets that status quo is ruthlessly crushed.

No I think he's just very racist against mole people.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
My secret ingredients, ground glass and idiot's blood.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Lurdiak posted:

No I think he's just very racist against mole people.

It can be both.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

goatface posted:

My secret ingredients, ground glass and idiot's blood.

Yes... YES... I can feel the blood of an idiot coursing through me!

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Lobok posted:

Yes... YES... I can feel the blood of an idiot coursing through me!

Soon I will be too stupid to be bound by your western laws of physics!

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




It looks like the writer had to come up with a NEXT box last minute.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Why did you take off your mask? Now he knows your secret identity!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Johnny Walker posted:



It looks like the writer had to come up with a NEXT box last minute.

That third panel reminded me of

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Lobok posted:

That third panel reminded me of



It's interesting, the style is great but the lighting and such deform Spidey's mask just enough that I parse it as Deadpool.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Bruceski posted:

It's interesting, the style is great but the lighting and such deform Spidey's mask just enough that I parse it as Deadpool.

Deadpool has small white eyes with very thick black borders so that makes sense. Spider-Man's mask usually doesn't look like that unless the artist wants to make him look like he's mad/squinting/grimacing or they're going for a real old school look.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Saoshyant posted:



You see, if I ingest his blood I'll get his powers, I'll get his strength.

"Look my pretty, my newest weapon against the foolish Sp-"
*lick*
"Ah. Hmm. Hello, Mr. Jameson? I need more of Spider-Man's blood. Do you think we could convince people he's a robot?"

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:




Kraven's got way more issues than I can count.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kraven all hopped up on Spider-blood, the kids are calling it "Charlotte's Hep", or Hep C for short.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


"I was just whispering" oh Jameson...

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Can't Spidey just not show up on Brooklyn Bridge?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
And be called a coward?!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Alhazred posted:

Can't Spidey just not show up on Brooklyn Bridge?

And miss out on the top dollar Jameson will pay for pics of the fight?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




e:nm

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




lol spidey forgot he had web-shooters again.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Johnny Walker posted:



lol spidey forgot he had web-shooters again.

Next: MJ punches out Hobgoblin, in some nutty way Spidey wins!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.



Samuringa posted:

I'm the boss of this gym

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:




Whose side are you even on, Peter?

Zinkraptor
Apr 24, 2012

So is Kraven's face just stuck like that? I legimitately don't remember the last time there was any change other than his eyes occasionally becoming slightly more intense.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

ah, indecent proposal.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Zinkraptor posted:

So is Kraven's face just stuck like that?

Jungle drugs, not even once.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


I think Kingpin's chair dropped a few inches before the third panel.

GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again
A smudge pot?

quote:

A smudge pot (also known as a choofa or orchard heater) is an oil-burning device used to prevent frost on fruit trees. Usually a smudge pot has a large round base with a chimney coming out of the middle of the base. The smudge pot is placed between trees in an orchard.

Uh okay.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Johnny Walker posted:



lol spidey forgot he had web-shooters again.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
:perfect:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
NEXT: Weekend at Spidey's

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Lobok posted:

I think Kingpin's chair dropped a few inches before the third panel.

You know when a pneumatic chair is starting to fail, and slowly lowers itself over time? Just imagine a gentle hiss as Fisk slowly sinks behind his desk.

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





This is really dumb, even for Spidey.

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