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mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Len posted:

They line impulse aisles during Christmas time.

Under the ridiculously outrageous name "sandwich maker"

Yeah I have 2 because of this.
In Belgium they standard come with croque monsieur, waffles and normal grill plates.
I'm sure they adjust them a little to the local cheese, dough, fat needs.

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

You know i haven't ever even tried to imagine the scent of Garfields cock until today.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/Millerheighife/status/1156207455518355456?s=19

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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hmm I wonder what part of the country needs this on a billboard...

cormorant
Nov 3, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Iggy Pop taking his career in a new direction


I've been fairly patriotic for most of my life. This is actually making me reconsider my love for my country.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

cormorant posted:

I've been fairly patriotic for most of my life. This is actually making me reconsider my love for my country.
An anti-incest campaign run by a domestic violence shelter is making you reconsider? Or being reminded of the fact that incest exists and happens?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



cormorant posted:

Iggy Pop taking his career in a new direction

I was getting more of a Klaus Kinski vibe from it.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

An anti-incest campaign run by a domestic violence shelter is making you reconsider? Or being reminded of the fact that incest exists and happens?

people struggle sometimes to remember that child sexual abuse is a real thing that really happens, all of the time, and one of the ways they deal with this is to try to compartmentalize it to some other part of the world/country that some other people do despite it probably happening within a few miles of where they live by people who talk and act the same as them

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

cormorant posted:

I've been fairly patriotic for most of my life. This is actually making me reconsider my love for my country.

This is what it took?

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I was getting more of a Klaus Kinski vibe from it.



You’re right. And if you know anything about him, you know it’s cursed.

Also. Either some gnomes are blatantly ignoring the smoking ban in the park,or some shroom demon wants me dead.

mrfart fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Jul 31, 2019

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

mrfart posted:

You’re right. And if you know anything about him, you know it’s cursed.

Also. Eighteen some gnomes are blatantly ignoring the smoking ban in the park,or some shroom demon wants me dead.

Don’t inhale fungus jizz.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Platystemon posted:

Don’t inhale fungus jizz.

Your not my boss, I'll inhale all the fungus jizz all I want.

Chairman Mao
Apr 24, 2004

The Chinese Communist Party is the core of leadership of the whole Chinese people. Without this core, the cause of socialism cannot be victorious.

History Comes Inside! posted:

You're not supposed to make spaghetti sandwiches in anything except maybe some kind of sandwich hell.



Help i can't find the obvious plant logo anywhere on this image.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
A scented Garfield cock ring for only a dollar seems like a pretty good deal to me :shrug:

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

Platystemon posted:

Don’t inhale fungus jizz.

Don't sign your posts.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

A scented Garfield cock ring for only a dollar seems like a pretty good deal to me :shrug:

Depends. Will the scent of the Garf cover the stench of my smegma?

McGurk
Oct 20, 2004

Cuz life sucks, kids. Get it while you can.

Icochet posted:

You know i haven't ever even tried to imagine the scent of Garfields cock until today.

Frozen lasagna and the despair of Monday

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Smells like Nermal

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Lodin posted:

Depends. Will the scent of the Garf cover the stench of my smegma?

No, but it will accentuate it the same way a good ricotta cheese does to lasagna.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Icochet posted:

You know i haven't ever even tried to imagine the scent of Garfields cock until today.

Bombadilillo posted:

Smells like Nermal

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

Chairman Mao posted:

Help i can't find the obvious plant logo anywhere on this image.

Sorry to burst your cum-bubble

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

ITS STILL SCENTED

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Mr. Apollo posted:

I rememer they were super popular back in the late 1990s - early 2000s and they were always being advertised on TV. They're still around but nowhere near as popular as they were.



Get out of here stalker

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:


A news anchor who choke on she own fart, a shameful anchor

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/_bornnfinee/status/1156216387540606977?s=19

Welcome to flavor country hoe.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/wsbtv/status/1156329874115588098?s=19

Guess the state:

texas

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Leroy Dennui posted:



A news anchor who choke on she own fart, a shameful anchor

blessed

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/toxictiktoks/status/1156356290937008128

That twitter account is a must follow

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



RobrtDwnsySyndrome posted:

I’ve been trying for nearly a decade to describe this to my gf. An iron of sorts, fries a sandwich, pinched the bread into a pocket, you make spaget sangwiches with it. She has always thought I meant a panini press and I have been unable somehow to draw any distinction, but honestly, I blame her :brainworms: more so than my :brainworms:.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

This is bullshit, needs more compressed browned bread in the centre.

Truly cursed.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari


:chanpop:

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

No onion ring?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

cormorant
Nov 3, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

The mark in the middle of her forehead, is that a piercing or did she trip and land face-first on a curb?

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Looks like a cut on a welt.

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

beetlejuice remake lookin bad

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Clawtopsy posted:

beetlejuice remake lookin bad

They're doing a sequel, not a remake.

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Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


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