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WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
I just looked it up because I'm lazy and short on time, and, I'm gonna be real, this just sounds like all the reasons I loving love Vampiro compiled into one event

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Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
If you don't like Vampiro rippin' big farts, you don't like good commentary. Simple as that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVEd5GisVgY

Somethin's gonna happen indeed

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



LORD OF BOOTY posted:

Wait, what the hell did Vampiro and Striker do? I remember them being really fun on LU but I kind of fell off before that whole thing ended, it's a little surprising to see the constant dunking.

The essence of it:
https://twitter.com/Maffewgregg/status/1033987295823708161?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Matt Striker is by far the worst commentator ever to do wrestling. And I'm including the edgelords IWA-MS sometimes springs from the work camps to get on their shows.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Like if it was a consistently traditionally good promotion, yeah sure, get me someone else, but I tend to associate AAA with hilarious chaos more than anything so Vampiro fits perfectly

coconono posted:

Matt Striker is by far the worst commentator ever to do wrestling. And I'm including the edgelords IWA-MS sometimes springs from the work camps to get on their shows.

...is this just because of the video game references or did he actually do something

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

do it for benghazi!

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
oh, he's a chud, okay. that explains it.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Vamp and Stryker ruled on lucha underground, and can't wait for Vince to get desperate and hire them to smackville

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Vampiro loving sucks

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Matt Stryker is too cool to be caught dead with Vampiro. Matt Striker tho...

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


There is probably some bizarro alternate world where New Japan's English commentary ends up being Stryker and JR with Yoshi Tatsu translating and it scares me thinking about it

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


lmfao

TheCool69
Sep 23, 2011

Has Vampiro talked about this after the fact? I mean he was messing up everything, talking to sound guys during the live show and making GBS threads on Stryker hard constantly

Was he high or so CTE'd that he didnt realise the mics were live

"C'MON GUYS I NEED MY MUSIC"

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

SatoshiMiwa posted:

There is probably some bizarro alternate world where New Japan's English commentary ends up being Stryker and JR with Yoshi Tatsu translating and it scares me thinking about it

This would rule hard. Jr hated his rear end

CHaKKaWaKka
Aug 6, 2001

I've chosen my next victim. Cry tears of joy it's not you!

Hobbies: Murdering young lions. Breaking arms. Drawing Naruto

https://twitter.com/suzuki_D_minoru/status/1151104930612047873

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


When Suzuki retires he's going to get a long running Jump series cause the editors will be too afraid to say no

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



CHaKKaWaKka posted:

Hobbies: Murdering young lions. Breaking arms. Drawing Naruto

https://twitter.com/suzuki_D_minoru/status/1151104930612047873

Minoru Suzuki is the perfect human being. He should form a team with Cesaro, a fellow perfect human being.

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/ddtpro/status/1157203353832583169

:nws:

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

Wait, what the hell did Vampiro and Striker do? I remember them being really fun on LU

lmao

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Striker calling a WM main event is unforgivable. loving Coach did a better job in the same scenario.

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008


DDT is a treasure

FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing
https://twitter.com/JoeyRyanOnline/status/1157358716892647435

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:hmmyes:

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Agree. I wear it under all my other shirts

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/THETOMMYDREAMER/status/1157467302071169025?s=19

Khali voice:THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010




This is a major reason why I need to go live in Japan for a while. I must attend whatever the hell one of these things are.

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



DoctorGonzo posted:

xuxi llama a los bomberos!

Is he still saying that? I remember hearing that in the spanish commentary of the WWE Attitude era.

Takuan
May 6, 2007

TheCool69 posted:

Has Vampiro talked about this after the fact? I mean he was messing up everything, talking to sound guys during the live show and making GBS threads on Stryker hard constantly

Was he high or so CTE'd that he didnt realise the mics were live



If I recall correctly, he was on edibles during the show.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

This was an Instagram recommended video for me. Look at Enzo's pupils

https://www.instagram.com/p/B0oRlB2BN9L/

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

Pinche Rudo posted:

This was an Instagram recommended video for me. Look at Enzo's pupils

https://www.instagram.com/p/B0oRlB2BN9L/

Jesus. That guy is real hosed up. He needs to get some help. Sadly I have a feeling something really awful is going to happen before he does.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Thats not mariguana. If It is holy gently caress that rear end in a top hat sucks even as a pothead

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




That's cocaine for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Stokley Hathaway is now Malcolm Bivens (and has a sick Twitter handle). He still owns.

https://twitter.com/MiaYim/status/1154187551248400384

https://twitter.com/Malcolmvelli/status/1154187917851537408

https://twitter.com/Malcolmvelli/status/1154203175106351104

https://twitter.com/Malcolmvelli/status/1154386990089027585

https://twitter.com/Malcolmvelli/status/1154897139648139270

His constant dunking on Mia is always good.

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Stokely is going to get someone over huge as a manager in NXT.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Blast Fantasto posted:

Stokely is going to get someone over huge as a manager in NXT.

If he doesn't get to dance with Sinbad on the wrestlemania stage, what does he want there?

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
For a fun time, read the replies of this Dave tweet

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerwon/status/1157764473077108736?s=21

Some highlights:

https://twitter.com/donniehoward2/status/1157776562151968768?s=21

https://twitter.com/hbkjoey2275/status/1157790407226531841?s=21

Ah yes, people pushing for gun control are the ones causing mass shootings.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

you're responding before letting it sink in, and that's obvious

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Chik Tormenta says she's fine after last night/Triplemania

https://twitter.com/chiktormenta/status/1158038535028584448

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Stick to Sports Entertainment, Dave

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Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Midnightghoul posted:

Stick to Sports Entertainment, Dave
Or at least he can be stuck to sports entertainment within the long dick boy tweet carousel

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